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Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong climbed out of their tree house on a mission to get their morning bananas. They walked over to the tree and Donkey Kong lifted Diddy up to pull a bunch of bananas down.

They went back to the tree house and sat down to eat when someone came through the door. It was Captain Olimar followed by his mass of pikmin.

Once all the pikmin were in, Captain Olimar spoke. "We need to go get Mr. Game & Watch. I've heard that Bowser and Wolf are trying to get him."

Donkey and Diddy Kong jumped from their seats and ran out the door and down the tree to help their friend. They had to stop and wait at the bottom for Captain Olimar and all his pikmin to catch up. Once they had, they were on their way.

It wasn't too long of a walk to Mr. Game & Watch's house but to the caring friends it seemed like they couldn't get there fast enough.

Finally they arrived and went straight into the house without knocking.

The plan was to get Mr. Game & Watch to leave with Captain Olimar on his ship. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong would then go into hiding in a tree house they had deeper in the forest.

However, when they walked into the home, all their plans shattered. Sitting there on the couch were Wolf and Bowser with Mr. Game & Watch's trophy self in the middle.

"This really is getting too easy," Wolf said, "Don't you heroes ever pay attention to your surroundings? I could not have landed the Wolfen in a more obvious place if I had tried."

The trio looked out the window and saw the Wolfen parked in the woods next to the house. Diddy Kong started freaking out and screeching in an attempt to get at Wolf. Donkey Kong held him back and tried to calm him down.

"Oh, you think you're brave now do you?" Wolf asked as he leaned down in Diddy Kong's face.

Captain Olimar finally spoke, "Why are you doing this? I've heard of other heroes being attacked also. What is it you all are planning?"

Wolf answered simply with one word, "Revenge," Captain Olimar's eyes widened in shock. "That's right," Wolf continued, "We so called 'baddies' are tired of being beaten around. We're finally gonna win."

Captain Olimar began shouting, "It'll never happen! We always win! The good guys are the ones who win! That's the way things are!"

"Not anymore it isn't," Wolf replied as he raised his blaster and took aim at Captain Olimar. He was so stunned he didn't react. There was a flash of light and then his trophy lay at Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong's feet.

Donkey Kong scooped Diddy Kong up into his arms in an attempt to protect him. Diddy Kong looked up at Donkey and a second flash of light filled the room as they kissed and were made into one trophy.

Bowser, who had remained silent through the whole incounter, scooped up all the trophies and left. Wolf left after him and got inn the Wolfen to go report to Ganondorf.

(A/N: The how Donkey Kong/Diddy Kong was just for laughs. Don't take it seriously. You won't be hearing much from them anymore.)

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Back in Samus's gunship, Snake was enjoying his alone time with the sexy Zero Suit Samus.

"So, do you always not wear clothes just for me?" Snake asked evilly.

"Shut it or I'll throw you out. From up here!" Samus snapped.

"Try it, baby," Snake said.

Samus let out a noise of anger and then Snake was flying alongside the gunship hanging from his hovercraft attempting to keep up. Soon they all landed in a clearing. When Captain Falcon got out of the Blue Falcon he looked knowingly at Snake who was more than a little disheveled from his unscheduled flight.

"So, now what?" Captain Falcon asked.

"We hide! We don't want more baddies coming after us!" Snake said and looked around them as though he expected someone to jump out of the trees any moment.

"No," Samus replied. Snake looked at her with fear and cowardice. "We go get my power suit, I cannot handle anymore of your remarks!"

"Why? You look so beautiful without it," Captain Falcon said.

"Yeah!" Snake agreed, "So hot and sexy,"

"Do you see the difference between your remarks and his?" Samus asked Snake.

"Nope," Snake replied.

"Well, you better soon or I'll haul your ass to Ganondorf myself," Samus threatened. Snake pulled out his box and hid under it. Where did he get that thing any way? "Good. So it's decided. We're going to go get my power suit."

"What about after that?" Captain Falcon asked.

"We'll see as we go along," Samus said, "Oh, and I don't care how cramped it is. Snake is going with you in the Blue Falcon." Snake winked at Captain Falcon and he actually flinched. "Let's go!" Samus said as she got into her gunship and took off.

(A/N: If anyone does know where Snake gets his box, please let me know. It's a great mystery to me. I'm serious.)

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Popo said goodbye to Nana as he left for his date with Ana. He climbed down the mountain and walked to Ana's house. He was so excited to see her again. It had been a few weeks since they had seen each other because he and Nana had been away climbing a new mountain.

(A/N: Ana is one of the girls in the assist trophy Kat and Ana we were talking about. Nana is (we're assuming) Popo's sister. We know it's confusing cause they rhyme and all, but it's not a typo.)

Soon he was at Ana's house. As he walked up the path she called goodbye to Kat and shut the door behind her. She ran to Popo and hugged him. He put his arm around her waist and guided her along the path to the restaurant. It was a long walk and they stayed quiet the whole time.

Once they arrived they walked in and took off their coats. They found a small table near the window and sat down. A pleasant waitress came and took their drink order.

"So, how-"

"Ana! Popo!" shouted a voice.

They looked over and saw the Pokemon Trainer running towards them. Popo and Ana groaned. "Sorry," Popo whispered just before the Pokemon Trainer reached their table and pulled up a chair.

"Hey guys!" he said in his usual over excited voice.

"Hi Red," Ana said in a fake, pleasant voice.

"What's up? Why are you guys out this far?" he asked.

"Actually, we were-" Popo started and was cut off for the second time tonight.

"Just wanted to take a walk," Ana said and gave Popo a look of don't-hurt his-feelings. Popo sighed. He plastered a fake smile on his face and hoped Red lost interest fast with his short attention span.

"Oh, that's nice! I haven't seen you guys in forever!" Red exclaimed, "Just where have you been?"

"We've been busy," Popo said.

"Oh," Trainer said, "Have you guys heard?"

"Heard what?" Ana and Popo asked together. They knew that if the Pokemon Trainer was good for anything, it was gossip.

"All the bad guys have joined together! They're planning some revenge thingy-ma-bob. Say they're tired of losing."

"Wow," Ana said. The three spent the next hour or so talking about it, wondering if it was something they should be worried about. Red realized he needed to be somewhere and left.

"Finally!" Popo exclaimed after the Pokemon Trainer had left.

"He really can be a handful sometimes," Ana said.

Popo called for the check and then they were headed home. This time they spent the walk talking about all the things they couldn't at dinner. Before they knew it they were at Ana's door.

"Goodnight," she said.

"'Night," Popo replied and went home.