Verdelet:
1. Ask him why he is so useless
2. Ask if ALL his hair is gone
3. Ask if he became the Hierarch because he couldn't get none (if you know what I mean)
4. Tell him that you don't believe in "gods"
5. Call him a cube-ball
6. Ask him if he is naturally bald
7. Scribble and graffiti his petrified dragon
8. Tell him he is so selfish about his own survival he forced a helpless, poor little dragon to make a pact with him
9. Ask him if he can baptize people
10. Ask him what religion he considers himself
