Ch.2- Eating Contest

A beautiful day in the soul society.

"WHAT THE HELL!!!"

Or not?

"What's wrong Cue ball." Yachiru asked. "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHH! TWO THINGS, ONE DON'T CALL ME CUE BALLAND TWO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL LIEUTENANTS HAVE TO PARTICIPATE!?!" Ikkaku yelled. "Kenny told me himself." She said happily. "Ikkaku calm down it's not that big of a deal." Rangiku told him calmly.

Both her and yachiru began thinking about the bowls of ramen,sushi, dumpling and every other delectable food that they'd get to gorge on.

"EASY FOR YOU TO SAY ALL YOUR WEIGHT GOES INTO THOSE HUGE BOOBS OF YOURS!!!"

Rangiku stopped thinking about food and glared at the shiny headed lieutenant.

"You'll regret making a crack about my girls, YOU JERK!"

She pummeled him, yachiru could hear bones braking in the back of her mind but she had other things to think about.

Miso soup, rice cakes, cookies, cupcakes, cake, and candy as far as they eye could see.

(In the background) "OH GOD!," "RANGIKU MY LEG ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY!," "Tough luck."

C-crack

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" He yelled.

Rangiku walked away satisfied.

"So yachiru did Captain kenpachi say when the "feast" would begin."

She fell from her dream land.

"Yeah he said it would be at noon tomorrow, and we're not allowed to eat till then." She smiled.

Every other lieutenant shuttered. One day wasn't so bad right? RIGHT? Y-yeah, their gonna die. During that night yachiru hadn't eating.

"H-hungry..." She tossed and turned. "SOOOOOO HUNGRY."

She could hear her little stomach calling out to her.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAA YA-CHAN FEED ME!" It cried out in her head. "I want to belly but i can't,soon,ok?" She bargained. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GIMME FOOD NOW!" Her belly attacked her.

She was shot out of her sleep, and found herself nibbling on the "Cue ball's" head. Luckily for her he was still sleep. She fell asleep that night in Ikkaku's room nibbling on his big round head.

The next morning. Ikkaku walked into the lieutenants lounge where the rest of the lieutenants waited for he and yachiru. Ikkaku walked in with a pissed off expiration on his face. Yachiru hadn't stopped nibbling on him since last night. Everyone stared.

"I hate this damned kid." He pointed to the starving pink haired eating machine. Ranigiku sighed. "What time is it pinky." She was refering to yachiru.

She tilted her hed in confustion. Rangiku snached her by the collar.

"Listen, I didn't get any sleep last night, so just shut your trap and tell me." She snarled. "It's almost time." She smiled, them wiggled in the orange haired womens hand. "What's wrong?," "I GOOTA GO PEE, BAD!"

Everyone backed away. She ran off to the bath room. screaming "THANK YOU!"As she ran away.

Three ours later yachiru returned happily. Stuffed better than a "ThanksGiving Turkey". Everyone glared at her. Ikkaku stared down at her.

"Where have you been?" She walkwed by happily, "Eating contest."

Everyone got pissed. Rangiku tried to charge at her, but yumichika held her back.

(In the background again) "I'LL FUCKING KILL HER, I SWEAR I WILL" Rangiku struggled to get free.

Yachiru sat down happily rubbuing her full stomach.

"LET ME GO SO I CAN KILL HER!"

Yachiru was satisfied, and full.

"LEEME GO! LEEME GO!" She wailed

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