The guy controlling the gate is Chuck. Since he is always the first person to see you come back through the gate, be ready to bribe him constantly.
A. Colonel Sheppard regrets the fact that he has to support this one.
B. Dr. Zelenka advises that if you can, clean up before you come back home.
If there's a party, be careful with what you put in the food if you make a dish. People here are allergic to food.
A. Dr. McKay strongly advises that food with any citris in it be labeled so.
B. Colonel Sheppard also asks that food with citris be labeled, as he doesn't want to have his best friend be sent to the infirmary.
C. Teyla would like to note that if you must add citris, add it to a dessert or small dishes. Not the main ones.
D. Ronon says that if you intentionally don't label food with citris in it, you will find out what it's like to be an enemy.
E. Dr. Weir apologises for anyone who is scared from this note, but anyone purposely poisoning someone with food they're allergic to, you will be sent to the brig for however long Colonel Sheppard says you should.
Always carry chocolate with you off-world.
A. Major Lorne says this is for if you run into children.
B. Lieutenant Cadman confirms this, but also notes that it is good for bribing scientists who don't want to leave.
C. The entire science community takes offense to what Lieutenant Cadman says, and would like to warn that this will not work.
Always, always, always protect your geek. If you have to evacuate, they are top priority.
A. Major Lorne will like to announce that your geek is the scientist that is on your off-world team. Each geek will have atleast two marines protecting them, as teams are atleast three people, and there is only one geek for every two marines.
B. Colonel Sheppard notes that Dr. Weir, Dr. Beckett, Dr. McKay, and Dr. Zelenka are his geeks, and that you better do your job if you end up going off-world with them. Because if you don't, no one will ever find your body.
We might be in a different galaxy, but the frat-regs still apply.
A. Colonel Sheppard unfortunatly confirms this.
B. Dr. Weir insists that Colonel Sheppard is just acting childish, and that rules are there for a reason.
C. Dr. Beckett happily notes that this only applys if a marine wants to date another marine.
It is in your best interest not to ask to be sparring partners with Ronon.
A. Anonymous person would like to say that if you want to continue to be able to walk, stay away from Ronon for sparring.
B. Anonymous person number 2 says that only Teyla spars with Ronon.
Never say to Dr. Beckett 'Feel me up, Scotty'.
A. Lieutenant Cadman says that only she can get away with this.
B. Dr. McKay doesn't even want to know why Lieutenant Cadman is the only one who can get away with this.
The local religion is gossip. Get used to it.
A. Chuck will like to note that all gossip comes through him, eventually, so if you're not up to date, just ask him.
B. Nurse Jane also advises that any of the medical staff, Dr. Beckett excluded, will also gladly tell you about the latest gossip.
Do not join SGA-1 or SGA-2. Unless you want a higher chance of dying here than everyone else, stay away.
A. Dr. McKay requests that whom ever posted this to come and see him.
B. Colonel Sheppard whines that he can't help it.
C. Major Lorne admits that the two teams get in more trouble than everyone else combined.
Don't try to scare the Athosian children with horror movies. It won't work.
A. Colonel Sheppard says he won't stop trying, though.
B. Dr. Weir warns that anyone showing any local children Earth movies will get suspended.
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