Unless you are a member of SGA-1, making sarcastic comments to your captor will get you killed. Ironicly enough, this happens quite a lot with SGA-1.

A. Colonel Sheppard complains that he does not get captured that much.

B. Dr. McKay regrets to say that they actually do get captured quite a lot, and it's Sheppard who does all the talking.

C. Major Lorne would like to remind Dr. McKay that SGA-2 has saved their butts a few times, and every time he, not Sheppard, was doing all the talking.

Coffee hiding is a dangerous sport. Get the rules from Colonel Sheppard.

A. Dr. McKay dares Colonel Sheppard to try and hide the coffee supply.

B. Colonel Sheppard gladly takes up that dare.

C. Dr. Beckett insists that Colonel Sheppard not do this, as this is no way to stop their coffee addiction.

Do not stare at Hermiod.

A. Dr. McKay explains that he does not like this.

B. Dr. Novak doesn't want Hermiod madder than he already is, as she works with him, so don't do this.

C. Colonel Caldwell warns that all your supplies go through him and Hermiod.

Comparing Dr. McKay to Colonel Carter is one of the worst things you could do.

A. Dr. Zelenka begs you not to compare the two.

B. The medical team will gladly hide any of you from Dr. McKay and Colonel Carter if you do.

Just because Dr. Daniel Jackson came back from the dead several times, doesn't mean you will.

A. No comment/self-explaning

You will be surprised by how many fictional characters/real people you can compare Colonel Sheppard to.

A. Dr. McKay would like to start you off. Captain Kirk, Casanova, Romeo, Robin Hood...

B. Major Lorne states that there will be a club meeting of 'Comparing Colonel Sheppard' every Friday night at 8 in the commissionary.

C. Dr. Weir warns you to never mention any of this in his presence.

If you can avoid it, never eat off-world.

A. Dr. Beckett will post a list of worlds and foods that you should not eat/eat on in the infirmary.

Don't start naming things.

A. Colonel Sheppard can't believe how much all of you suck at naming objects.

B. Dr. McKay snarks that not everyone has such a vivid imagination as him.

The Daedalus crew brings us nice things. Don't piss them off.

A. Colonel Caldwell notes that he is just ordered to bring it all. He is not responsible for its condition when it gets here.

Keep a weapon on you at all times.

A. Major Lorne reports that all armories are automaticly locked down if the emergency alarm goes off.

B. Teyla insists that you come and take sparring leasons with her and Ronon so you can learn to fight without a gun if neccessary.

C. Random person snorts yeah right.

A/N:

I'm going to put a vote up on this chapter for future ones.

Which of the following should I include? (may vote for more than one)

1. SG-1 (Jack, Daniel, Teal'c, and Sam)

2. Colonel Mitchell

3. Vala Mal Doran

4. OC (my own made up character/s) (For more info on this, ask me and I will send you a message on a few characters I would use.)

Should I include paragraphs of character interaction/story content?

If you vote yes to the story content, should I make is partially a crossover, including characters from other TV shows and books?

Vote, people! I'm not gonna post more until I get a good amount of opinions from my readers. I want to know what you all think and want!