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From now on, I'm going to have chapters be a mix between story and the list. Meaning I'm not going to have ten rules from the list each chapter now. Also, continue to feel free to send me suggestions on what you think should be on the list! I'll start to make each chapter personalized, like it only being for scientists, or the military contingent. Things like that.

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The items in your off-world bag are there for a reason. Don't trade them off.

Amanda gaped at this rule, wondering which idiot did something to have this get written up. A form walked up to her, and she turned to her right to look at them.

"Lieutenant Cadman. Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes?" The blonde laughed.

"Carson told me that there was a hologram of the city. I had to come and see for myself. So, how's life?"

"If you could call my existence life. Mostly, right now, I'm pissed off at O'Neill, Sheppard, Vala, and Dr. Jackson. They can get pretty inmature. So, do you know anything about this?" Amanda pointed at the rule, Laura laughing as she read it.

"Not really. Though, it does sound like good gossip. Now, the one after that is just plain 'no duh'."

Having coffee on your person will determine whether or not a scientist will kill you. Remember this.

Giggles came from both women.

"I have to agree with you. After all. I'm the only one here who can piss off McKay and get away with it."

"Ok. One, you're a hologram. He'd have to mess with the city to mess with you. Two, from what I hear, you have a little crush on Rodney and his feelings might not be that far from being different." The red-head rolled her eyes.

"But like you said, I'm a hologram. Even if the city had three ZedPMs, giving me enough power to create a physical body, Dr. McKay and I are polar opposites. I annoy him more than you do."

The city-wide PA system is not a toy. We shouldn't have to tell you this, people.

Before Laura could respond, the man in question showed up on the other side of Amanda.

"Ah. Cadman. I see you're back. So, how was earth?" Amanda's face turned bright red as Laura hesitated.

"I...i...it was fine, Rodney. I managed to find a way for me to come back for a permanent tour. I leave when Sheppard decides to send me back."

"Oh, joy. Anyways, we have a problem in the lab, Andy." Laura rose an eyebrow at the nickname as Amanda turned slightly to face him.

"Yes, I know. His name is Dr. Calvin Kavanagh." Both humans laughed at the remark.

"Well, that may be true, but not what I mean. We're having trouble identifying one object."

Anicent artifacts are not for playing.

Amanda closed her eyes, making the other two look at each other, confused, before jumping at her sudden talking.

"Is Zelenka working on it?"

"Uh..yeah. I think."

"Well, that's nothing but a child's toy. Forget about it." She opened her eyes and looked at him.

"I would think by now you all would recognize technology from entertainment." Laura laughed at the sudden look of irritation appeared on Rodney's face.

"Very funny. Well, if it's naught but a toy, I better go tell Zelenka to stop wasting time on it. Also, Andy, you should get ready to be put in the transporation box. You're going to be coming off-world with SGA-1." The eyebrows of the now forgotten person shot up to her hair line as Amanda groaned.

Neither is the DHD. Really, people.

"Why do I have to go this time?" He gave her a smirk.

"Incase there is technology there that we can look over. That, and since the range on the power box is the entire planet, you can get to the DHD and walkthrough the gate without having to worry about the shield for help just in case."

"Good to know you all care about me..." Amanda rolled her eyes before sighing.

"Fine. I'll be here in an hour when you all leave."

Playing 'Cops and Robbers' with real guns is forbidden.