Yay for inspiration and quick updates! Having a few reviews gave me the push I needed to start this chapter and I just couldn't stop…I swear, reviews delve into my brain and fight off evil writer's block with machine guns. Anyway, this chapter is the twins just getting to school and I'll mention this now. I'm giving them my insane teachers to deal with so those people are scarily enough real. O.o yah….enjoy! And a pair of Darky's boxers to my lovely reviewers!
Disclaimer: I don't own LoZ…blah blah blah….I don't own any characters, brands, or songs, etc. that I happen to mention…blah blah blah… now on with the fun.
Chapter 2: First Period Kills Me Everyday…
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Dark POV:
Damn my beautiful twin…Every time I felt him about to crack when I played with him, he'd find some excuse to get away! I'm almost positive he cares for me…almost…Ugh! I'm just torturing myself thinking about this. Maybe some day I'll actually understand why he refuses me…Whatever, there are more things I have to worry about…like my first period geometry assignment I'd forgotten to do. I smirked to myself, knowing that my senile teacher would forget to check again.
"W-what are you smirking about now?" Link whimpered beside me as we walked onto the school grounds.
"Oh nothing, just all the little things I'm going to get away with," I said offhandedly, grinning at my purposeful double meaning to make him squirm. I knew I'd succeeded when his eyes widened and he looked away. I could never tell him what I really meant. He'd give me hell for skipping out on homework…again…Inwardly, I chuckled as he avoided my gaze, obviously flustered.
"Uhh…I have to get to Bio!" he yelled as he took off down the halls, pushing people out of his way as they stared on in confusion. Snickering at his odd antics, I shook my head and made my way to the upper floor of the school. Walking up the stairwell, I felt the presence behind me before hearing the voice in my ear.
"Hey, Darky," the female voice purred. I rolled my eyes and turned to face one of my more awkward friends.
"Don't you have your latest boy-toy to torture this morning, Midna?" I asked while she just stood there grinning.
"He bored me too much," she said flippantly, then with a twisted grin looked past me toward a shy looking girl with rainbow wristbands, "I've got my eyes on a sweet little girl-toy now…" Said 'girl-toy' turned around, most likely feeling Midna's eyes on her, and dropped her armful of books, obviously flustered. Seeing her chance, Midna floated past me to help the girl, only causing her to drop the few things she'd gathered. I just shrugged at my friend's antics. Most likely the poor girl would be dumped within a week for the next fling. Either way there was nothing I could do or say. Midna loved her ways and would never change. Figuring that if I stood around pondering the mysteries of my perverted friend any longer I'd be late, I continued to one of the most deathly boring classes this school offered.
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I swear to the Goddesses, if I weren't so scared of Mrs. Lanagan's wrath, I'd skip this class for the whole year. The woman was like sixty and if anyone dared to ask when she was retiring, she'd start yelling about how she was too young to retire…she was practically deaf and blind half the time. I only wish she was mute too. Either way, she was an enormous woman who threatened us almost every day…and she seemed to think I was her prized pupil…insert face plant into desk here. Now even if I never did my work, I was by no means failing. Her class was so easy that I never paid attention and got straight A's. Most days I just brought my DS and played it under the desk, read a book, or did some other activity to pass time. Today I let the wonders of Mario keep me entertained. As she droned on for a bit she seemed to notice me zoning out for a minute.
"Dark! Are you reading in my class again?!" the heinous woman shouted, almost deafening me. I just looked up with the most innocent look someone like me could muster.
"Of course not, Mrs. Lanagan. Why would you ever think something like that?" I said, adding a pout for good measure as I sneakily slid the game under the desk out of her vision. Seeming satisfied, she turned to the board continuing her rant about solid geometry. Behind me I heard my quiet friend Malon snickering while her best friend Iza tried to shush her. Unfortunately that came too late and the old woman snapped. Chucking her marker across the room, she turned to face us with this terrifying expression.
"That's it!! I'm about to throw you damned children out the window if you don't SHUT UP!" she hollered, loud enough to make us all cringe and cower in our seats….I told you she was terrifying. I decided it would be best to do something a bit more silent for the remainder of the period. Pulling out my cell under the desk, I started a text to my dear twin:
To: Link-lovey
Message: Hey, love. Miss me yet?
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Link POV:
Joy. I get away from my twins teasing long enough to get stuck with one of the most disgusting teachers. Our Bio teacher Mrs. Santasieri…Let's see, how can I sum her up? She's loud, boring, lectures for hours on end…and has nipples that could poke the eyes out of the Goddesses in the Sacred Realm. I am so not shitting you. And she stalks us. Most relatively normal teachers would sit at their desk, right? Not Santasieri, though. So you've got a teacher who practically breathes down your neck with her nipples digging into your shoulder, droning on for ages. Fuck my life. And here comes the worst part: She hates my guts for no reason. Thankfully today she gave us desk work and sat at her desk in the corner reading some book. Perfect since I felt the telltale vibration on my leg of my cell phone.
From: Dark nii-chan
Message: Hey, love. Miss me yet?
I couldn't help but grin as I replied. Even if he was a jerk teasing me all the time, I still cared for him…way too much might I add.
To: Dark nii-chan
Message: Nope! jk jk, don't kill me? Just a bit. Your company's a lot better than Santasieri's here.
As I started to tuck my phone back in my pocket, I felt it vibrate again. Dark couldn't have answered me that fast. I knew for a fact that the classroom he was in had horrible reception. Flipping my phone open again, I grinned across the table at the sender.
From: Hena
Message: Are you texting that yummy brother of yours again? :)
Hena was one of my best friends and was the only person who knew about, and accepted, my crush on my brother. Her flirting about him was something she did with everyone. She was just one of my odd friends and that was exactly why we got along so well. We were both just a bit on the odd side.
To: Hena
Message: Yah, that would be the one. I swear he was working twice as hard to torture me today! Wait till you see the outfit he's in today –drools-.
Once again another text came in as I attempted to pocket my phone. I swear I'm just gonna keep it on my lap if this continues.
From: Dark nii-chan
Message: I would think a rabid coyote would be better company than that woman the way you describe her. And don't fret, you'll get as much of me as you want next period…
I completely failed at hiding my blush at that text. I swear I can feel him smirking already…And of course with my luck, Hena happened to look over at the perfect moment and got her text before I could even reply to Dark's.
From: Hena
Message: From your face, I'm guessing that the torture continues? lol I keep telling you to just tell him how you feel about him. Why don't you face facts and realize that your bffl is right?
To: Hena
Message: You know why I can't! I've told you a thousand times. He could never like me like that…anyway, what are you up to?
To: Dark nii-chan
Message: …must you say things like that? You're such an awkward brother…
Of course, with my constant texting, my creepy classmate to the right of me was attempting to be in on the convo.
From: Unknown
Message: who r u tlkng 2 wat r u tlkng bout y dnt u txt meh. –Tingle
Tingle would be that creepy classmate I mentioned...After adding the number to my phone, I replied.
To: Creeper Tingle
Message: Where the hell did you get my number?!? It's none of your business who I'm texting anyway. And learn to spell, I could barely understand that.
I rolled my eyes as the text sent. Pretty much the rest of the class went by in a blur of incoming and outgoing texts.
From: Hena
Message: Fine, I'll drop the subject…for now, mind you. Anywho, I'm just texting Zelda, Nabooru, and Saria.
From: Dark nii-chan
Message: -grins- You know you like it, love. Anyway, what are you up to? Lanagan threatened to throw us out the window before. I figured I'd lie low and text you for a while.
To: Hena
Message: Ohs! Tell them all I said hi! 3
From: Creeper Tingle
Message: kan I snif ur hair? u smel lyk sunshin….
To: Creeper Tingle
Message: WHAT IS YOUR ISSUE YOU WIERDO?!?!
To: Dark nii-chan
Message: -rolls eyes- Not much. A full out texting war is underway in here and Tingle somehow got my number and is being obnoxious. And I think I heard her yelling from here…
From: Hena
Message: They all said hi! And Saria said that if you don't hang out with us all later, she'll hunt you down with a pitchfork. :p
From: Unknown
Sent also to: Hena, Saria, Creeper Tingle, Zelda, Nabooru
Message: STOP TEXTING IN MY CLASS AND DO YOUR WORK!!!
We all took one look at the enraged Santasieri with her phone in hand and glaring. From that point on, none of us dared to even check the time on our phones. Until…
From: Creeper Tingle
Message: ……….kan I stll sniff ur hair…..?
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W00T for a relatively longer chapter than I normally write! And my geometry teacher really did threaten to throw us all out the window o.o Also, the other characters ended up matching personalities with people I know, so in a way they're real too. That includes Tingle.... Sorry if anyone got confused with the texting! So anyway, feedback is much appreciated and from now on, I'd like at the least, five reviews per chappie. Review and ye shall be saved from Tingle's creeper-ness!!