Me: Yes! Finally! I have access to the computer again!

Lloyd: When did you get back?!

Me: Huh?

Lloyd: You haven't written a chapter for like what, a month?

Me: Hey! I've been busy!

Lloyd: Uh huh, doin' what?

Me: It's called School, work, and swimming! I don't have shit for free time anymore. (Sigh) Only 18 more days…

Lloyd: What is she muttering about now?

Me: 18 more days and I'll be on a bus to sunny WARM Florida! (sigh) I miss the ocean so much and I heard we're doing some kick ass dives this year, like Devil's Den in Key Largo! Oh I can't wait to check Fort Desoto!

Lloyd: I have no clue what you just said…

Me: (sigh) To get out of cold Iowa for 17 in the sunny. (sigh) I wonder if it will snow up here when We're in Key Largo like last year?

Lloyd: Ummm… maybe you should talk about something else.

Me: Huh? Oh, Yeah! I got the new Fall Out Boy! Anyone whose seen the vid for "This ain't a scene, it's an arms race" probably fell over laughing when they saw it. I know I did and that was in the school library. "A penny for your thought but a dollar for your insides, oh a fortune for your disaster! I'm just a painter and I'm drawing a blank!"

Lloyd: Great she's singing again.

Me: Well, excuse me if "Do you know who I think I am?" is a good song! Course "Thnks fr th mmrs" is pretty good too. Oh and "Bang the Doldrum" and "You're Crashing but you're no Wave".

Lloyd: …can we just start the story?

Me: (sigh) I guess… man, even with my busy schedule, I still don't have a life…

Lloyd: Yes! Finally! Jen Rem doesn't own ToS or FF, only Tiamatt, the Oblivion Blade, Ash, and Eria!

"Ahh!" A ninja flew at me, missing by a centimeter as I ducked and continued to run towards the commotion that had started just inside the village

"Eria!" I yelled as I spotted the girl surrounded by numerous shinobi of the village.

The young girl was throwing punches left and right as she tried to defend herself, which ended up sending anyone unlucky enough to get hit flying a good fifty feet in the air. I tried to rush in between Eria and the ninja but couldn't get close enough without being hit by her fist. Finally, after several tries, I decided to use a more magical solution. I stepped back, knocking a ninja out of my way before raising my arm towards the mob.

"Stop!" A green glow traveled from my hand out towards the group, causing everyone to freeze instantly. The only thing any one could do was move their eyes and yell curses at me. "Now, please, tell me what the-"

"What the hell is going on?!" Everyone's eyes moved to the direction of the voice to see a fuming and confused Sheena. Lloyd, Genis, Raine, Presea, Zelos, and a now normal Colette stood behind her. I noticed Colette was carrying a strange blue haired man in handcuffs. "Tiamatt, release them!"

"…fine. Esuna." I shrugged, flicking my wrist and releasing everyone except Eria from the spell. I had a feeling she had started the fight and this was a simple punishment for her.

"Hey! What about me!?" Eria screamed as the ninja surrounding her walked off and surrounded Sheena.

"Sheena! What is the meaning of bringing in outsiders?!" A shinobi in blue barked.

"I'm prepared to accept my punishment." Sheena replied, bowing her head. "Please inform the Vice-chief I've brought the travelers from Sylvarant."

"Hey can you hear me?!" I sighed and continued to ignore Eria's complaints.

"From Sylvarant?" The blue ninja stuttered. " You are from the dying world of Sylvarant?"

"Well, except for me." Zelos smirked.

"Me and the brat are from different worlds." I added.

"Come on! Unfreeze me already!" the girl yelled.

"I see. Sheena, come with me. The rest of you wait in front of the Chief's house." The shinobi said and walked away with Sheena following.

"Can you release me now?!" Eria asked, voice full of impatience.

"Tiamatt, it's good to see you again." Colette smiled.

"You're back to normal. That's good." I replied giving a small smile.

"Tiamatt, is… something wrong?" Raine asked, as she looked my new appearance over, freezing momentarily on my one uncovered eye. I was uncomfortable lying to her when she obviously knew I was hiding something, even if she didn't know it was Geostigma. Still, I shook my head.

"Tiamatt!"

"Fine Eria." I waved my hand, releasing her from the spell. Free, the girl decided to retaliate and rushed at me.

"Meteor Drive!" Eria leapt high into the air and began to release amazingly fast punches at me in an attempt to knock me to the ground. The first few hit, causing me to stagger but soon the tables were turned the Remnant found her hands pinned behind her back.

"How in Holy do you know that move?" I hissed into her ear. "That move hasn't been used since the Sorceress Wars!"

"Well, well! Who's this young beauty?" Zelos grinned, as he looked the teen over thus receiving a smack from Raine.

"Name's Eria. Who the hell are you?" Eria growled. I glared at her and twisted her wrist just a little. "Ow! What the hell was that- Ow!"

"Watch your language!" I growled. I still couldn't help but feel something was strange about her. Why did she seem familiar?

"We'll introduce ourselves later. First we need to tend to that guy." Lloyd pointed towards the blue haired man who was beginning to stir. Colette set him on the ground as the rest of us circled him.

"You know you can let me go now!" Eria snapped. I released her but not she got a slap to the side of her head. "What was that for?"

"Try to control your anger. You remind me of an old friend of mine. " I sighed.

"Stupid bird." Eria laughed.

"How did you-" I started, glaring at the Remnant.

"?…" The blue haired man groaned, pushing himself up into a pushing knelling position and gaining our attention.

"Oh, he's awake." Colette cried, pointing out the obvious.

"Wh…where am I?" the man asked standing up.

"You're our prisoner. Don't try anything funny." Lloyd warned.

"I like to think that I'm smart enough not to start trouble when I don't know the situation." The man replied.

"You could learn something from him." I smirked causing Eria to glare at me. That glare…it was…familiar.

Soon the man was closely guarded and we were asked to speak with the Vice-Chief. After a long long long conversation about Lloyd's dream to reunite the worlds. Tiga agreed to help us and allowed us to get information from the Mizuho Information Network. After a couple hours, we were finally excused but I wanted to ask Tiga something.

"One moment please. My name is Tiamatt and this is Eria. We're not native to either of the sister worlds." I bowed slightly.

"Is that so. Then where are you from?" Tiga asked.

"We are from a planet called Earth. It is in a system of nine planets, all of which are able to support life. My consciousness however, is from a world also called Earth. Because of my intrusion into this world, a dimensional rift has been created, causing objects and places from those worlds to appear here." I told him.

"That would explain the immense stream of mana to the north." Tiga muttered.

"Yes. That is the Northern Crater. I was there not too long ago, speaking with the planet." I nodded.

"Speaking to the planet?" You gotta be joking!" Zelos remarked rudely.

"No. It's a trait primarily in my people, the Cetra. We were nomads, traveling from planet to planet, giving life to many worlds." I explained.

"Interesting." Tiga said.

"Anyways, I was wondering, with your information network, could you gather information on creatures called Weapons. They are giant monsters created by the planet to defend itself. I currently know that Emerald is located not to far from the continental shelf on the ocean floor. However, the locations of Diamond, Ruby, and Ultimate are unknown.

"Weapons? I will see what I can do." Tiga replied.

"Thank you." I bowed and followed the others out of the house where we were gathering around the blue haired man.

"What's your name?" Lloyd asked.

"…Regal." The prisoner replied.

"Regal, huh?" Lloyd said. "I'm sorry but we're gonna have to keep you prisoner for a bit longer."

"Lloyd, how about lettin' pops here fight too?" Zelos suggested.

"What if he betrays us?" Genis asked.

"He has business with Presea, right?" The red head said. "Then he's not gonna start anything till her gets a chance to speak with her, you know?"

"You remind me of Reno." I muttered.

"Actually that's not a bad idea." Raine said.

"Raine!" Genis cried.

"I dunno about this, but I won't make a fuss. I also started off as your enemy." Sheena added.

"…Well? Will you fight alongside us for now?" Lloyd asked.

'All right." Regal replied. "I swear upon my good name and these shackles that bind me, I shall not betray you."

"If you do anything even the slightest bit suspicious, I'll burn you to a crisp, got it?" Genis warned, hand on his kendema

"Whoa, the squirts got spunk!" Eria replied in shock.

"Well then welcome to our group Regal!" Colette cheered.

"How come I didn't get a warm welcome?" The Remnant whined.

"Fine. Guys, if you didn't hear earlier, this is Eria, a Remnant from my world." I sighed.

"Remnant? What's with all this weird mumbo jumbo?" Zelos asked. He was seriously getting on my nerves.

"Remnants are humans that have gone through horrendous experiments. They are what remain of a calamity called Jenova. Her cells flow through Eria but she is one of the few people who are immune to the Calamity." I growled.

"Whoa! Whoa! Chill down there my ill tempered hunny! So a few people had blood teast!" Zelos remarked, waving his hands at me as I glared at him but in an instant, my hand was around his throat and my eyes were dialated to slits. "What in mana are you?"

"I am a Remnant and this is the result of the experiments I barely survived." I snarled as the dragon transformation became complete. "You still think it's just some blood test!" Zelos was pale and shaking, barely able to his head.

"Tiamatt!" I turned to see a terrified look not just on Colette's face, but everyone's. Shame instantly hit me and I dropped the Theth'ellan Chosen before flying off.

"Whats…cough…up with her?" Zelos coughed, rubbing his neck.

"She's always been sensitive on that subject but she's been isolating herself and more irritable since…" Genis drifted off.

"Kratos." Lloyd finished.

"What, you mean that arrogant guy from Sybak and the mountains? The angel dude?" Zelos Gawked.

"Kratos betrayed us but Tia took it the hardest." Colette said sadly.

"You make it sound like they were going out or something." Zelos went wide eyed as Colette nodded. "What?! But… Isn't he a little too old for her or something? I mean he has to be a thousand years old or whatever!"

"Tiamatt is not what you would call young either, Zelos." Raine explained. "From the information she's given us, I've guessed she is at least nine thousand maybe even ten thousand years old." Everyone stared at the half elf with wide eyes and open mouths.

"I believe it would be wise not to enrage her or mention Kratos around her." Regal suggested.

"Ditto!" Zelos coughed.

Me: "I'm gonna make it bend and break
Say a prayer but let the good times roll
In case god doesn't show
Let the good times roll)

And I want these words to make things right
But it's for wrongs that make the words come to life
Who does he think he is?
If that's the worst you got, better put your fingers back to the keys"

Lloyd: She's singing…again…

Me: "One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
He tastes like you
Only sweeter
One night and yeah, one more time
Thanks for the memories
Thanks for the memories
See, he tastes like you
Only sweeter"

Lloyd: Umm… Jen…Chapters over….

Me: Huh? Guess it is! (sigh) Oh! I can watch ep 31 of BLEACH tomarrow!

Lloyd: Bleach?

Me: It's an anime you idiot! (sigh) I'm sorry people. I'm just tired and I get kinda hyper when I'm tired so… yeah. Oh, I have a word of advice for all people. NEVER drink 2 Amp Overdrives, a Vault, eat a box of chocolate covered donuts and a bag of really sugary sour candy! I did it and I couldn't sleep till the next day cause I was bouncing off the walls1

Lloyd: Ok…

Me: Anyways, Please Read and Review!