A/N: I'm going to six flags tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (My heart is already beating...)
Disclaimer:I don't own PoT. Only a Bleach poster.
"He's stupid, annoying, arrogant, infuriating, exasperating, brainless, egotistical, stupid…ugh! I just hate him!"
"Now, now Ann. You've been complaining for the last hour, now tell me who your new crush is," her brother said to her.
"There is no way in hell I would ever, in my entire life, like him," Ann replied. "He's stupid, annoying, arrogant, infuriating, exasperating, brainless…"
"You're repeating yourself Ann; it's not healthy if you keep repeating yourself." Tachibana Kippei told his fuming sister, "Now tell me, who is this guy you keep talking about?"
Ann sighed. She didn't know what her brother would do if she told him. He was much too unpredictable; the only one trait she didn't like about her brother.
"When did you stop telling me these things?" her brother asked, trying to get the name out of her. A surge of guilt rushed through her veins. Since her parents were always on their business trips all the time, she had grown close to her brother. She never didn't tell him about anything, or someway or another, he always got it out of her.
"It's Kirihara Akaya, happy now?"
"Kirihara?" Tachibana asked shocked. "I didn't think you would actually like a guy like—"
"I told you I don't like him, at all. I hate him. No way ever, when I am ever alive will I ever like him."
"You might like him after you die."
"That's impossible. I won't even meet him after I die."
"That's—" Tachibana was cut short by a phone ringing. He reached into his pocket and flipped open his cellphone.
"Hello?" Tachibana inquired into the phone. Ann sat down on the chair next to her. "Yes, yes, who is this?" Ann rested her head on the table next to her. "Kirihara-kun?" Ann sat up alert. "Yes, how did you get this number?" Ann instantly stood up and attempted to grab the phone. Unfortunately, her brother used the height difference to his advantage and raised the phone up above both of their heads. He brought it back down to listen to Kirihara's response, but he was still tall for her. "Oh. I see. Do you want to talk to my sister then?" Ann started mouthing 'No' to him, but Tachibana forced the cellphone to his sister.
She hesitantly took it and barked, "What do you want?" into the phone.
"I'm surprised; I can't believe you actually answered the phone." She heard Kirihara say on the other line. "You could have just hung up on me."
Ann made a face and growled, "Maybe you would do that, but I'm human enough to not do that."
"Maybe. I called to force another apology out of you. The last time I did it, I thought it was kinda fun, so I decided to do it again."
"What the hell are you talking about? I already gave you an apology."
"This time, I want to record it. I want to make sure that I have that apology forever and ever."
She frowned. "Why would you want to record it? That's kind of creepy."
"I'm not a perverted old man 'kay? I just want to record it in case I want to listen to it again. I might get mad at you again if I don't have it and start hitting people, and that's not a good thing to do, at least by the rules of my psychiatrist."
"My, you're not as barbaric as I thought you were. You have a big enough brain to visit a psychiatrist."
He sneered. "Yukimura-buchou recommended I get one. But when he means recommended…" Kirihara shivered, "it's his nice way of saying, 'I'm your captain, listen to what I'm going to say. You are stupid. You're jacked up in the head. You need a psychiatrist. If you don't get one, I am going to bother you until you get one. I will haunt you in your sleep. I will make your life a living hell. Do you want your life a living hell?'"
"Are you talking about the captain that smiles a lot and seems so nice and caring?"
"Key word there is 'seems.'"
"Wow. I never thought that he would have a split personality."
"He doesn't have a split personality. He's like that all the time. People just assume that he is so nice because of his outward appearance. Inwardly though…I'm nicer than him."
"That is so easy to believe Kirihara, after you got me kicked out of a tennis game that my brother gave me tickets for, after you pretty much cracked my wrist, and after you humiliated me in front of everyone."
"When did I ever humiliate you? I don't know anyone who would be stupid enough to pay attention to someone like you."
"What did you say?" Ann asked, her voice steadily rising.
"I'm just saying, you're normal. Boring. Nothing special. Nobody would be bored enough to pay attention to you."
"Well just to tell you, I'm currently the student body president for my school, and you're telling me I'm boring?"
"Then your school must be really boring then, to have you as the president."
"What did you say? Don't say things because you assume it. That's wrong. You should learn to keep your thoughts to yourself."
"I'm not really in the mood to learn a life lesson from you. Maybe when I'm old, crippled, and dying, I'll ask you to teach me a life lesson."
"Oh. You mean I should teach you right now?"
"No, I'm sure you can't tell, but I'm currently not old, crippled, and dying."
"Oh, really? Maybe you're the one that's not noticing."
"Shut up. Your sarcasm isn't funny."
"Who said I was ever being sarcastic?"
"I said it, and whatever I say goes."
"So you still admire Atobe, huh? Well good luck with that, I heard he was going to transfer to London for some school stuff. Maybe you should follow him and be his butler. Then you can see him everyday."
"Well maybe you can be your brother's maid. I'm sure he'll love the extra help."
"Maybe you can be his pool boy. After all, he probably owns like thirty pools around the Tokyo area. I think he'll love the extra help."
"Maybe you can be your brother's wife. You surely act like one."
"How do I act like an old housewife? And that's just disgusting, marrying my brother."
"I thought girls loved stories of forbidden love."
"I love my brother, but not in that way."
"Then who do you like?"
"That's none of your business."
"Really? You still owe me an apology. Since you seem to have a lot of pride, you can tell me who you like and I'll let you off free. I'll record you, of course."
"You really don't know how to bargain do you? You're not supposed to tell me that you're going to record me."
"Fine, I won't record you. Now tell me who it is, so I can make his life a living hell so he'll hate you."
"How will he know that I'm the cause of it? Not that I'll tell you who it is."
"Because I'll tell him that you were the one who sent me."
"What if I deny it?"
"What if he doesn't believe you?"
"I don't like anyone anyway."
"Don't lie, it's bad."
"I'm not lying. I'm telling the truth."
"You're not very convincing you know. If you want to be more convincing, you should be like 'I don't like anyone because I know that Kirihara-sama is the one for…'"
"Why would I ever like you, you idiot!"
"Oh, really? Then why have you been talking on the phone for the last… 15 minutes or so? As I said, you could've just hung up on me. I wouldn't have cared really, I wasn't planning for the conversation to last this long anyway. What, are you starting to like me?" Ann paled. She finally hung up to notice that her brother wasn't in the room with her and her face turned chalk white. Then she dropped the phone and placed both of her hands on her heart. She didn't want to know why she had decided to talk with him for such a long time. And she really didn't want to know why her heart was beating so quickly.
A/N: Another chapter done. You know I really update faster than I expect myself to. And the bad-mouthing of Kirihara in the beginning of the chapter... That's exactly what I do to a bunch of my guy friends... only I say it to their faces.