6/27/07: Revision
Mismatched Sun
Chapter 3: Sheba
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So, Felix and Jenna began to walk down the path toward their adventure, when Felix saw a large walking mushroom. Felix said, "Hey, look, a mushroom!" The mushroom spotted them and growled, "EAT! FOOD! RAWR!" and promptly began to eat Felix. Felix screamed like a little girl as Jenna laughed at him. She then realized that the mushroom was eating her brother, so she pulled out a scythe and yelled, "DIE!" and sliced the mushroom in two. She wiped her forehead and said, "That was easy." Felix pulled himself from the mushroom corpse and seeing himself covered in mushroom monster guts, said, "Eww…"
They continued on the path, finally arriving at the small town of Vault. Upon arriving, Felix notices a strange man in armor, and notified Jenna of this observation. The man in armor suddenly shouted at Jenna and Felix, "I AM THE MIGHTY AZART! FEAR MY WRATH!" Jenna, who was taken aback, said, "Right," and the two siblings scurried away.
They entered a house, which just happened to be the house of the mayor of Vault. The mayor's wife screamed in fright at the two unexpected guests. Then they heard a voice of a girl, saying, "Mmm, smell the beef." Felix and Jenna were completely confused, then they saw where the voice was coming from. A short, blonde-haired girl walked up to them and yelled, "I control all that is beef! …among other things" and cackled loudly. The two stumbled away from the strange girl, but she grabbed Felix's arm and read his mind. "Woah, her haircut is horrible," was what he was thinking. She pulled away, yelled, and cast Spark Plasma on Felix. He was somewhat fried after this abuse, so he just stood there and said, "Ouch."
Once Felix was brought back to his senses, the girl was introduced as Sheba, and they found that she had a problem. "Someone stole my rod." Jenna was disgusted. "Is there something you neglected to tell us?" Sheba glared at her and said, "Ug, you're dirty. Jenna shrugged, the noticed Felix had disappeared. "Hey, where'd he go?" She glanced out the window and noticed some fighting going on outside. They went out there to see Felix fighting Azart. The armored man fell to the ground and Felix shouted, "I WIN!" and Azart shouted, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…" and so on. Then Azart and his two armored companions, Satrage and Navampa ran for their lives. Felix dusted off his hands and said, "That was too easy," while Sheba shouted, "My rod!" Felix spun to face Sheba, looking sickened, so she shouted, "My stick!" Felix sighed in relief. The trio left Vault in peace.
They continued on their journey to arrive at the Goma Cave. Felix looked at the entrance and said, "Oh look, a conveniently placed stump that's in our way." Sheba smiled and said, "I will use the power of beef to rid us of this hindrance!" Jenna looked bewildered as Sheba began to chant. Then a horde of cows suddenly appear and push the stump out of the way, then left just as suddenly. Sheba grinned. "I told you beef was powerful." Felix blinked and said, "Wait, why are you still following us?" Sheba just cackled.
They entered the cave only to find yet another conveniently placed stump. Sheba began to summon another horde of cows when Jenna interrupted. "No, don't! We'll just go around it."
"But-" Sheba began.
"NO!" Jenna shouted. So, they went around the stump. As they reached the exit of the cave, Felix looked back and said, "I bet we were supposed to go all the way through that cave to get to the other side of that stump."
"What would be the point in that?" Jenna asked.
"Time-waster," Sheba answered. Jenna nodded. "Oh." They continued on the road until they reach the city of Bilibin, where they met the mayor of the town. They found out that the neighboring town of Kolima had a bit of a problem. But the mayor would not let them go help, saying, "I'd let-r yer help-r me-r, but-r you're-r too-r young-r."
"What!" Felix cried. The portly mayor replied, "You're-r just-r laddie-rs"
"Who you calling laddies?" Jenna and Sheba yelled at the mayor. Felix snickered "-Ers". The mayor scowled and said, " You-r can't-r go-r.", to which Felix replied, "Too bad." They went to Kolima.
Walking into the town, Sheba cried out, "Look at all the cows!" Jenna snarled at Sheba. "You better not have-"
"I DID NOT!"
Felix sighed. "Let's just go now." So they left the town. Why waste time?
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