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Mismatched Sun
Chapter 5
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When we last left our heroes, they were just preparing to fight the eeeeevvviiilll Agatio.
Agatio cried. "I'm not evil!" he said as he sobbed to himself. Felix slapped his forehead. "Oh, good Sun"
Sheba glanced around. "Should I summon the cows?" Jenna widened her eyes in fury as she and Felix exclaimed, "NO!" Piers just stood around looking somewhat dazed. Sheba cackled in her delirium. Agatio scratched his head. "There's something very wrong with this picture," he said. Jenna stomped her foot. "Are we gonna fight or not? I'm getting hungry, and I have to pee!" Agatio shrugged. "Probably not. But we can if you wan-"
"Yes!" Jenna screamed.
"Ok," Agatio sighed. "I summon…AXE MURDERER!!" Felix looked bewildered. "What??"
"I summon, COW OF DOOM!" Sheba cried.
"Oh, no, why??" Jenna cried in pain. The axe murdered raised his axe and gave a mighty roar as the cow of doom moo'd with all its strength. Felix put his hands in his face. "I can't believe this" Agatio jumped up and down and cheered, "This is so exciting!"
"Behold the power of Beef!" Sheba cackled.
"I'm beholding," sneered Agatio. Jenna attempted to throw herself off the lighthouse but was stopped by an invisible force field, the proceeded to curl up into a ball and cry.
The axe murderer charged at the cow of doom and the simple bovine turned and ran. Agatio yelled, "I won, woo hoo!" until the axe murderer turned on him. "Uh, oh, time to go! Mia!" Mia appeared from behind the lighthouse beacon. Piers started in surprise. "Mia, how could you?" as Sheba cried over the loss of her beloved cow. Mia shrugged. "Laters," grabbed Agatio and teleported away. Piers jumped. "Tight oranges! You need to teach me how to do that!" Mia snickered as they went down the elevator. "Yea, right, like I would teach a loser like you how to do that."
Felix attempted to rouse the weeping girls so they could finally leave. Piers stomped his foot. "I'm not going." Felix shrugged. "Ok, fine by me!"
"No, wait, you can't leave me here! You can't!"
Jenna finally rose and said, "Oookay…fine."
Our heroes returned to the Kolima Pasture, saved the cow people as quickly as possible and continued on their epic journey. They arrived at a place called Fuchin Temple where they found some monks lounging about. One greeted them. "Yo," he said.
"Umm…." Felix commented. Another monk replied caringly, "'Sup." They walked up to the temple when…
"Force-orb DOKEN!" and Piers fell over, presumably dead. Felix bent down. "Nope, he's not dead yet." The heroes continued to the ominous Mogall Jungle. As they barged their way through, a monkey jumped out at them. "Ahhh!" Sheba screamed. "A monkey!" The monkey snarled and grew ten times in size. "Who you calling monkey, weakling human!"
"AHHH, RUN AWAY!" The group ran straight out of the forest, avoiding a time consuming, yet fulfilling maze. As they continued on their journey, they reached Xian, a fantastic city of wonders, arts, and water-bucket carrying people. As they walked down the main street, a woman carrying a large bucket of water stomped up towards them. "Get out of my way! Move. Now!" The heroes were paying no attention as they were gawking at their surrounding. "Ok…" the water bucket woman said, "Time for kung-fu hurting!" Felix turned around. "Uh, oh…."