The Saiyan: Hi and welcome back, all you loyal readers, to The Many Ways to
Kill Kikyo and Jaken!
Inuyasha: Yay!
The Saiyan: Yes, and joining me in commentary today, are Koga and fellow authoress, 0oSappireo0!
(Koga appears)
(0oSapphireo0 appears)
0oSapphireo0: KOGA! (Gives Koga a bear hug)
Koga: (Turning blue) C-can't B-breath........
0oSapphireo0: (Lets go) Oops.
The Saiyan: Well, lets get this chapter started. Oh, and I do not own Inuyasha. In fact, I don't even own the idea for this chapter. That belongs to 0oSapphireo0.
(Both Kikyo and Jaken are standing under a very very tall tree in a
lighting storm)
(A lighting bolt hits the tree)
(Tree falls down)
Jaken and Kikyo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
(Tree hits them both but only kills Jaken by crushing his bones)
Kikyo: (Crawls from under the tree. Looks at jaken) OH MY GOWD! THEY KILLED JAKEN!
Random People: YAY!
Kikyo: 0_o
(Kikyo then walks to the edge of a conveniently placed cliff)
(0oSapphireo0 comes from behind, pushes Kikyo off cliff)
Kikyo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0oSapphireo0: (Somehow magically appears at the bottom and catches her.) (Takes her to the tree that she shot Inuyasha at.) (Shoots her with a sacred arrow and pins her to the tree) HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU NO GOOD DIRTY ROTTEN-um..*ahem*
Koga: (Walks up from behind her) That's gotta hurt.
0oSapphireo0: (Turns around) KOGA! (Puts him in another bear hug)
Koga: (Turning blue again)
The Saiyan: Uh, 0oSapphireo0, I don't think he can breath.
Inu: Good!
Kag: (Sweet voice) Inuyasha............
Inu: Uh oh
Kag: SIT!
Boom;
Inu: @_@
0oSapphireo0: (Lets go of him): Oops. Gomen Koga
Koga: @_@
The Saiyan: Well, that's it for chapter 2 of The Many Ways To Kill Jaken And Kikyo. But before we end, The readers have spoken. Inu and Kag get to kiss!
Kag: WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!11
Inu: (Gets up) You can't be serious!
Kag: (Looks hurt) Why? What's wrong with kissing me?
Inu: GOMEN Kag. I didn't mean it like that. GOMEN GOMEN!
The Saiyan: Well, it sounds to me that you 2 do want to kiss.
Inu & Kag: (Start blushing like mad)
Koga: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kag: SHUT UP YOU WIMPY WOLF!
Inu: Kagome.....................
0oSapphireo0: She's DEFINITELY been around Inuyasha too long.
Koga: (nods in agreement)
The Saiyan: Well, what are you 2 waiting for? Hurry up so that we can get this chapter over with. (Looks at Inu and Kag only too find that they've been making out already and are still going at it) Uh, how long have they been like that?
0oSapphireo0: (Looks at her watch) I'd say for about 5 minutes now.
The Saiyan: (Anime sweat-drop) OK then. Well, that's it. Now you can vote for which Inuyasha couple shall appear in the commentary. And don't forget to send in your ideas and to review. See ya!
Inuyasha: Yay!
The Saiyan: Yes, and joining me in commentary today, are Koga and fellow authoress, 0oSappireo0!
(Koga appears)
(0oSapphireo0 appears)
0oSapphireo0: KOGA! (Gives Koga a bear hug)
Koga: (Turning blue) C-can't B-breath........
0oSapphireo0: (Lets go) Oops.
The Saiyan: Well, lets get this chapter started. Oh, and I do not own Inuyasha. In fact, I don't even own the idea for this chapter. That belongs to 0oSapphireo0.
(Both Kikyo and Jaken are standing under a very very tall tree in a
lighting storm)
(A lighting bolt hits the tree)
(Tree falls down)
Jaken and Kikyo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
(Tree hits them both but only kills Jaken by crushing his bones)
Kikyo: (Crawls from under the tree. Looks at jaken) OH MY GOWD! THEY KILLED JAKEN!
Random People: YAY!
Kikyo: 0_o
(Kikyo then walks to the edge of a conveniently placed cliff)
(0oSapphireo0 comes from behind, pushes Kikyo off cliff)
Kikyo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0oSapphireo0: (Somehow magically appears at the bottom and catches her.) (Takes her to the tree that she shot Inuyasha at.) (Shoots her with a sacred arrow and pins her to the tree) HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU NO GOOD DIRTY ROTTEN-um..*ahem*
Koga: (Walks up from behind her) That's gotta hurt.
0oSapphireo0: (Turns around) KOGA! (Puts him in another bear hug)
Koga: (Turning blue again)
The Saiyan: Uh, 0oSapphireo0, I don't think he can breath.
Inu: Good!
Kag: (Sweet voice) Inuyasha............
Inu: Uh oh
Kag: SIT!
Boom;
Inu: @_@
0oSapphireo0: (Lets go of him): Oops. Gomen Koga
Koga: @_@
The Saiyan: Well, that's it for chapter 2 of The Many Ways To Kill Jaken And Kikyo. But before we end, The readers have spoken. Inu and Kag get to kiss!
Kag: WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!11
Inu: (Gets up) You can't be serious!
Kag: (Looks hurt) Why? What's wrong with kissing me?
Inu: GOMEN Kag. I didn't mean it like that. GOMEN GOMEN!
The Saiyan: Well, it sounds to me that you 2 do want to kiss.
Inu & Kag: (Start blushing like mad)
Koga: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kag: SHUT UP YOU WIMPY WOLF!
Inu: Kagome.....................
0oSapphireo0: She's DEFINITELY been around Inuyasha too long.
Koga: (nods in agreement)
The Saiyan: Well, what are you 2 waiting for? Hurry up so that we can get this chapter over with. (Looks at Inu and Kag only too find that they've been making out already and are still going at it) Uh, how long have they been like that?
0oSapphireo0: (Looks at her watch) I'd say for about 5 minutes now.
The Saiyan: (Anime sweat-drop) OK then. Well, that's it. Now you can vote for which Inuyasha couple shall appear in the commentary. And don't forget to send in your ideas and to review. See ya!