The Saiyan: Konnichiwa! I'm back and joining me today is author Inuddam.
And you all voted, and the Inu couple joining me today is Miroku and Sango!
Sango: We are not a couple! I don't even like that hentai!
The Saiyan: Really? Well, if I remember correctly, the first time we meet you said, and I quote 'What I don't understand is how anyone can like him. (Thought bubble) (Thought bubble burst, replaced by speaking) Well, I' (Sango covers my mouth) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmffffffffffffffffffffffmfmf
Miroku: You what, lady Sango?
Sango: (Turning red) Nothing, Houshi-sama.
The Saiyan: Sadly, I own nothing. This plot was done by Inuyddam. Not me. Now that that's settled, let's get on with the story!
(Jaken is sleeping near an open closet)
(Kikyo walks by, trips over Jaken)
(Both stumbles into the closet)
(Door shuts and locks them in there.)
Kikyo: Great. I'm locked inside a closet with that filthy toad
Jaken: It's not that bad.
Kikyo: And how is that?
Jaken: Well, at least I get to do this! (Kisses Kikyo)
Kikyo: _ (Dies from the fact that Jaken kills her)
Jaken: (Pokes her dead body) Oops.
(Suddenly Sessy comes in and frees them, revives Kikyo with the Tensiga)
Kikyo: I'm alive! (Remembers what Jaken did to her.) WHY YOU LITTLE................ (Grabs an enchanted arrow and shoots it at Jaken)
Jaken: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Arrow backfires and pins Kikyo to a tree)
Jaken: Hu? (Looks over at Kikyo) YAY!
(Suddenly Inuyddam comes from out of nowhere and shoots a baglion arrows in
her heart, I mean, black void)
Inuyddam: (Walks up to Jaken) You know, Sessy really likes it when you call him fluffy.
Jaken: Really?
Inuyddam: Yes. Go ahead and see for yourself.
Sessy: Jaken, we are leaving
Jaken: Yes, Fluffy-sama
Sessy: HOW DARE YOU DEGRADE MY NAME! (Turns into his full demon form and kills Jaken)
Inuyddam: Sesssy. I'll make you a deal. If you revive Jaken then I'll kill him so slow that it'll take him a long time to die.
Sessy: Fine with me. (Revives Jaken)
Jaken: Thank you master.
Inuyddam: TAKE THIS YOU UGLY TOAD! (Jumps on Jaken's ugly head)
(10 years later)
Inuyddam: (Finaly stops jumping on Jaken) (Throws him in a tank full of pharuna.)
Jaken: HELP ME!
(Gets pulled out before he dies and gets thrown into a tank full of sharks)
(Sharks are attracted by the scent of Jaken's blood and eat the remains of
Jaken)
Inuyddam: (Quickly grabs Kikyo and throws her in the tank as well)
Everyone: (watching her becoming shark food)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyddam: I LOVE HIEI!
Kag: Inu's better then Hiei!
Inuyddam:IS NOT!
Kag: IS TOO!
Everyone else: 0_o
The Saiyan: Well, that's all now we can..........
(Miroku grabs Sango's ass)
Sango: HENTIA! ;WACK; ( Hits Miroku with the Hiraikotsu)
Miroku: @_@
The Saiyan: Do you think he'll ever learn?
Inu: I doubt it. BUT HE HAD BETTER KEEP HIS HANDS OFF MY KAGOME!
The Saiyan: Well, considering the fact that he has Sango for a lover, I doubt that he'll go after YOUR Kagome.
Inu: Ya, you're right.
Sango: (Blushing) We are not lovers!
The Saiyan: Hay Sango, you're a little red in the face area.
Inu: (Snickers)
Sango: (Blushes even more)
Miroku: @_@
The Saiyan: Well, that's all. And I have a song-type-thingy that also came with this idea. I don't own that eather.
I was walkin along
on a moon lit bay
I saw jakens face
and died right away!
It was soo ugly
It made Max barf
And we all killed him
Cuz he's soo ugly!
What a way to end it!
Joy to the world the evil peice of scub that didn't deserve to be killed once but a bagillion times is dead! In other words Kikyo!!
Yep...um... Bi!!
Maddy
inuyddam
The Saiyan: Well, there you go. Will Sango ever admit her love for Miroku? You decide that. (Sango: We are not lovers!) And don't forget to review! ja ne!
Sessy: And you had better review or you'll have to deal with me!
Sango: We are not a couple! I don't even like that hentai!
The Saiyan: Really? Well, if I remember correctly, the first time we meet you said, and I quote 'What I don't understand is how anyone can like him. (Thought bubble) (Thought bubble burst, replaced by speaking) Well, I' (Sango covers my mouth) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmffffffffffffffffffffffmfmf
Miroku: You what, lady Sango?
Sango: (Turning red) Nothing, Houshi-sama.
The Saiyan: Sadly, I own nothing. This plot was done by Inuyddam. Not me. Now that that's settled, let's get on with the story!
(Jaken is sleeping near an open closet)
(Kikyo walks by, trips over Jaken)
(Both stumbles into the closet)
(Door shuts and locks them in there.)
Kikyo: Great. I'm locked inside a closet with that filthy toad
Jaken: It's not that bad.
Kikyo: And how is that?
Jaken: Well, at least I get to do this! (Kisses Kikyo)
Kikyo: _ (Dies from the fact that Jaken kills her)
Jaken: (Pokes her dead body) Oops.
(Suddenly Sessy comes in and frees them, revives Kikyo with the Tensiga)
Kikyo: I'm alive! (Remembers what Jaken did to her.) WHY YOU LITTLE................ (Grabs an enchanted arrow and shoots it at Jaken)
Jaken: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Arrow backfires and pins Kikyo to a tree)
Jaken: Hu? (Looks over at Kikyo) YAY!
(Suddenly Inuyddam comes from out of nowhere and shoots a baglion arrows in
her heart, I mean, black void)
Inuyddam: (Walks up to Jaken) You know, Sessy really likes it when you call him fluffy.
Jaken: Really?
Inuyddam: Yes. Go ahead and see for yourself.
Sessy: Jaken, we are leaving
Jaken: Yes, Fluffy-sama
Sessy: HOW DARE YOU DEGRADE MY NAME! (Turns into his full demon form and kills Jaken)
Inuyddam: Sesssy. I'll make you a deal. If you revive Jaken then I'll kill him so slow that it'll take him a long time to die.
Sessy: Fine with me. (Revives Jaken)
Jaken: Thank you master.
Inuyddam: TAKE THIS YOU UGLY TOAD! (Jumps on Jaken's ugly head)
(10 years later)
Inuyddam: (Finaly stops jumping on Jaken) (Throws him in a tank full of pharuna.)
Jaken: HELP ME!
(Gets pulled out before he dies and gets thrown into a tank full of sharks)
(Sharks are attracted by the scent of Jaken's blood and eat the remains of
Jaken)
Inuyddam: (Quickly grabs Kikyo and throws her in the tank as well)
Everyone: (watching her becoming shark food)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyddam: I LOVE HIEI!
Kag: Inu's better then Hiei!
Inuyddam:IS NOT!
Kag: IS TOO!
Everyone else: 0_o
The Saiyan: Well, that's all now we can..........
(Miroku grabs Sango's ass)
Sango: HENTIA! ;WACK; ( Hits Miroku with the Hiraikotsu)
Miroku: @_@
The Saiyan: Do you think he'll ever learn?
Inu: I doubt it. BUT HE HAD BETTER KEEP HIS HANDS OFF MY KAGOME!
The Saiyan: Well, considering the fact that he has Sango for a lover, I doubt that he'll go after YOUR Kagome.
Inu: Ya, you're right.
Sango: (Blushing) We are not lovers!
The Saiyan: Hay Sango, you're a little red in the face area.
Inu: (Snickers)
Sango: (Blushes even more)
Miroku: @_@
The Saiyan: Well, that's all. And I have a song-type-thingy that also came with this idea. I don't own that eather.
I was walkin along
on a moon lit bay
I saw jakens face
and died right away!
It was soo ugly
It made Max barf
And we all killed him
Cuz he's soo ugly!
What a way to end it!
Joy to the world the evil peice of scub that didn't deserve to be killed once but a bagillion times is dead! In other words Kikyo!!
Yep...um... Bi!!
Maddy
inuyddam
The Saiyan: Well, there you go. Will Sango ever admit her love for Miroku? You decide that. (Sango: We are not lovers!) And don't forget to review! ja ne!
Sessy: And you had better review or you'll have to deal with me!