Chapter 4

It's been a day since the Akatsuki haters left to do their sealing (they are totally having a party without me…) and I have done absolutely nothing. There's nothing to do here except complain that's there's nothing to do! The only thing keeping me from killing myself is that I'm too lazy.

The only good thing about being alone in the hideout is that I got to sleep in. I totally enjoyed that. After waking up from the best sleep I have ever had, I went into the kitchen and started to eat some breakfast, while sitting on the counter. I didn't even bother changing out of my lazy clothes. Anything is better than being in this boring hideout. Why did Pein have to pick such a boring place to live? I'd rather be with the rest of the Akatsuki members than being here all by myself. Already I'm bored out of my mind! Well, at least tomorrow they'll be coming back.

I got off the counter, while finishing my food. Hurry up Damnit! Why does it take so long to release a freaking Jinchuuriki?! If they do it so much it should take less days every time they do it. God, what am I suppose to do here until they come back? After feeding myself, I headed for my room. A few more hours of sleep wouldn't hurt. On my way there, I stopped in front of a certain someone's door.

Deidara's door was open just a crack, and I was really curious. The only time I've looked at his room was when he left the door open like now. Last time, his room was bright and neat-looking.

I looked around the hall, expecting someone right there beside me, but no one was here of course. I pushed the door farther, and it revealed his room some more. It looked pretty much the same, except the curtains were blocking the brightness, and there were some clothes left on the bed. I walked inside and opened the window. It looked real depressing in here. I sat on his bed and picked up his clothes. I held them up in front of me. Deidara is real boring, especially his room. I put the clothes down and got up from his bed. There has to be something to do in here. Maybe I could mess the place up and get Deidara pissed. I walked over his clay that was inside a jar. Nah, that means he would go into my room and do the same. I wouldn't have time to clean my room. I picked up the jar of clay and looked at it. Deidara got mad at Tobi for this crap? And it took weeks to make it? Whatever. Deidara can be weird sometimes, in a cute way. I smiled and saw my weak reflection on the jar. Then I quickly put the jar down. God, I have to stop this. I have to choose right now, hate Deidara or like him. I sat on his counter and thought about my problem.

The bad thing about him is that he's a total jackass, he's mean to poor Tobi, and he's annoying. The good thing is that he's totally attractive. I got off from his counter and looked out his window, unsure of what to decide. Deidara you pretty bastard!

After exploring the stuff in Deidara's room, I thought it would be fun to go into other people's rooms. My fun idea got killed off as soon as I realized that everybody else's rooms were locked. Crap. Thinking of another fun thing to do, I ran back to Deidara's room and came out, with his clay in hand. He wouldn't mind if I played with this junk, now would he? I didn't give a crap if he did or didn't. I wanted to know how great his clay was.

I went outside and made myself comfy on a tree root, and started to play with the clay, making shapes of anything. I made the shape of the Konoha leaf symbol and stopped. I wonder how Konoha is doing right now. I threw the clay as far as I could and it actually…exploded?!

"Holy shit!" I yelled out, and covered my face while falling behind the tree root. When it was all quiet, I looked up. There was some smoke coming out of a huge black spot on the grass, with some flames still burning weakly. I looked at the rest of the clay with a "WTF!?" look. God, this crap is deadly! Then I grinned. Deidara also wouldn't mind if he was forced to make more of his crap for weeks. I also didn't mind. I took some out and tossed a pie at the black spot again. It exploded excitedly, and this time I didn't turn away. I looked at how the explosion flashed and burned, and it was pretty cool. This is fun.

It was getting late, so I went back inside and put the empty jar back into Deidara's room. I looked out the window, inspecting the little black spot that was covered with green spray paint. Pein and Deidara would never know what I did…err, I mean, what the clay did. I looked around his room again. I really want to mess this room up. Hell, I should. There's not much crap in my room to mess up and Deidara has a bunch of crap.

I decided not to anyway. I was tired from having fun with Deidara's muddy fun. I walked towards my room and this time, calmly opened my door and shut it behind me. I was happy. I smiled while lying down on my bed. I never thought that Deidara's stuff would make me happy. Even though Deidara himself never does. I closed my eyes and started to sleep.

It was passed midnight. I was waiting for the rest of the Akatsuki members to come back. If Pein decided to do any other crap after the releasing, then that would make him a piece of shit. I actually wanted everyone to come back. Even Deidara and Pein. I've never been alone for such a long time.

I was sitting on the kitchen table, eating chocolate ice cream, just waiting for everyone to come back. It felt like hours that I was sitting there, until I heard footsteps coming towards the kitchen. I got off from the table and looked at the faces of the familiar Akatsuki. I don't know why I was so glad to see them all. I grinned at them and Tobi ran to me.

"Hey Kiyuya-san!" He cheered. I gave him a little quick hug and grinned at the rest of the Akatsuki members.

"You're really happy," Pein said. He looked exhausted, and so did the rest of the Akatsuki members, except for Tobi. I wonder what he was even doing with them.

"Yeah well, you know. Whatever." I kept on grinning. "Being alone like a weirdo really changes you."

"Uh, sure…" Pein said, looking awkward. "Hey, since we're back, you're going to do the Oro mission tomorrow."

Pein killed my happy mood, as always. Now that everyone is back, everything is going to be the same again. Pein left the kitchen, heading towards his room.

"Geez," I whispered. Reminding me about that mission really got me all pissed like always. There goes my happy hour. Thanks, asshole.

"God, I hate releasing the freaking Jinchuuriki! Are we done doing that crap already?!" Sasori whined. He walked towards his room too.

"I'm like, so freaking tired," Konan yawned. She grinned at me. "See ya tomorrow, Kiyuya. I'm going to bed." She followed Sasori.

The rest of the Akatsuki members did so, and I stopped in front of Deidara.

"Hey, if you find an empty jar in your room and a black spot on the grass, it was all your fault, like the little dipshit that you are." I grinned at him and went into my room, leaving him confused.