The Saiyan: Hello, all you loyal readers out there. I'm back and I have a
new chapter with me! The idea for this one belongs to Sappire M. Also, I
start school tomorrow, so I'll try and up-date whenever I get the chance
to.
Kag: Man, I hate school! All that homework, and, well, I just hate it!
Inu: Ya, me too!
The Saiyan: But, Inu, do you even know what school is?
Inu: That's besides the point!
Kag: Then how can you hate it?
Inu: Because it makes you leave me.
The Saiyan: AWE! How cute!
Kag: (face is a little pink) Shut up! Do you really mean it, Inu-chan?
Inu: Yes, I do. (Pulls Kag into a deep kiss)
Kag: (Responds back)
(Sango and Miroku walk in)
(Inu & Kag break up kiss)
Sango: Oh, hi Kagome. So, when are you too going to get married?
Inu: On the same day that you and Miroku do.
Miroku: That can be arranged.
Sango: MIROKU?!?! (Is blushing many shades of red)
The Saiyan: Lets get this chapter started.
Sango: (Nods in agreement)
(Sesshomaru is walking around in his forest, looking for someone to kill.)
(Hears a ruffling inside a bush)
Sesshomaru: Rin, go back to the castle, now.
Rin: OK, Fluffy-Sama (Starts skipping back to the castle)
Sesshomaru: (Thinking) I hate it when she says that. If my Hanyou of a brother was to find out, I'll never live it down) (Hears hushed voices coimg from the bush)
Jaken: Ai Shiteru, Kikyo
Kikyo: Ai Shiteru, Jaken
Sesshomaru: Trying to mate with a mortal, Jaken? How pitiful.
Jaken: (Comes out of the bushes.) Oh, Lord Sesshomaru, how nice it is to see you again. And what do you mean by trying to mate with a filthy human? I don't know what you are talking about.
Sesshomaru: You are lying. Now you will die for your betrayal. (Kills Jaken with his poisonous claws.) Now it is your turn to die Kikyo.
Kikyo: (Comes out of same bushes) How did you know I was there?
Sesshomaru: Let me give you some advice. Next time you go and try to hide, make sure to close your legs. The smell was atrocious.
Kikyo: (Face is red from anger) Why you, you
Sesshomaru: You die! (Kills Kikyo with poisonous claws)
(Rin comes from out of the castle)
Rin: Can Rin stay with Rins Fluffy-Sama now?
Sesshomaru: (Annoyed at his nickname) Yes, Rin. Lets get going.
The Saiyan: Well that ends another chapter. And also, by request of Sappire M., Sango and Miroku get to make out for a good hour.
Sango: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Kag: Enough talking. (Pushes Sango into a closet.)
Inu: You heard him. (Shoves Miroku into same closet)
The Saiyan: The readers want it, and the readers are going to get it. (Locks closet) And don't even try to use your wind-tunnel, Miroku. This closet is sealed so that it will not work, and also it's saiyan proof, so there's no way of breaking it down.
Inu: Now what?
The Saiyan: Well, we wait until an hour's up, and let them out.
Kag: So, what will we do until then?
The Saiyan: Well, you could Osuwari Inu till the hour is up.
Inu: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Kag: Osuwari Osuwari Osuwari Osuwari Osuwari Osuwari Osuwari
(An hour later)
Kag: Osuwari!
Inu: (crawling out of a really big crater) Is an hour up yet?
The Saiyan: Yep. (Unlocks closet door and opens it)
Everyone 0_0
(Inside closet is Sango, shirtless, on top of Miroku, making out)
Miroku: (Notices everyone) Just give us a minute. (Shuts door)
Inu: Well........................
Kag: That was.............................
The Saiyan: Unexpected.
Inu: Let's just end this.
The Saiyan: Hai. Well, that's it Don't forget to review, and should Koga make a reappearance in commentary? You decide that. Ja ne!
Kag: Man, I hate school! All that homework, and, well, I just hate it!
Inu: Ya, me too!
The Saiyan: But, Inu, do you even know what school is?
Inu: That's besides the point!
Kag: Then how can you hate it?
Inu: Because it makes you leave me.
The Saiyan: AWE! How cute!
Kag: (face is a little pink) Shut up! Do you really mean it, Inu-chan?
Inu: Yes, I do. (Pulls Kag into a deep kiss)
Kag: (Responds back)
(Sango and Miroku walk in)
(Inu & Kag break up kiss)
Sango: Oh, hi Kagome. So, when are you too going to get married?
Inu: On the same day that you and Miroku do.
Miroku: That can be arranged.
Sango: MIROKU?!?! (Is blushing many shades of red)
The Saiyan: Lets get this chapter started.
Sango: (Nods in agreement)
(Sesshomaru is walking around in his forest, looking for someone to kill.)
(Hears a ruffling inside a bush)
Sesshomaru: Rin, go back to the castle, now.
Rin: OK, Fluffy-Sama (Starts skipping back to the castle)
Sesshomaru: (Thinking) I hate it when she says that. If my Hanyou of a brother was to find out, I'll never live it down) (Hears hushed voices coimg from the bush)
Jaken: Ai Shiteru, Kikyo
Kikyo: Ai Shiteru, Jaken
Sesshomaru: Trying to mate with a mortal, Jaken? How pitiful.
Jaken: (Comes out of the bushes.) Oh, Lord Sesshomaru, how nice it is to see you again. And what do you mean by trying to mate with a filthy human? I don't know what you are talking about.
Sesshomaru: You are lying. Now you will die for your betrayal. (Kills Jaken with his poisonous claws.) Now it is your turn to die Kikyo.
Kikyo: (Comes out of same bushes) How did you know I was there?
Sesshomaru: Let me give you some advice. Next time you go and try to hide, make sure to close your legs. The smell was atrocious.
Kikyo: (Face is red from anger) Why you, you
Sesshomaru: You die! (Kills Kikyo with poisonous claws)
(Rin comes from out of the castle)
Rin: Can Rin stay with Rins Fluffy-Sama now?
Sesshomaru: (Annoyed at his nickname) Yes, Rin. Lets get going.
The Saiyan: Well that ends another chapter. And also, by request of Sappire M., Sango and Miroku get to make out for a good hour.
Sango: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Kag: Enough talking. (Pushes Sango into a closet.)
Inu: You heard him. (Shoves Miroku into same closet)
The Saiyan: The readers want it, and the readers are going to get it. (Locks closet) And don't even try to use your wind-tunnel, Miroku. This closet is sealed so that it will not work, and also it's saiyan proof, so there's no way of breaking it down.
Inu: Now what?
The Saiyan: Well, we wait until an hour's up, and let them out.
Kag: So, what will we do until then?
The Saiyan: Well, you could Osuwari Inu till the hour is up.
Inu: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Kag: Osuwari Osuwari Osuwari Osuwari Osuwari Osuwari Osuwari
(An hour later)
Kag: Osuwari!
Inu: (crawling out of a really big crater) Is an hour up yet?
The Saiyan: Yep. (Unlocks closet door and opens it)
Everyone 0_0
(Inside closet is Sango, shirtless, on top of Miroku, making out)
Miroku: (Notices everyone) Just give us a minute. (Shuts door)
Inu: Well........................
Kag: That was.............................
The Saiyan: Unexpected.
Inu: Let's just end this.
The Saiyan: Hai. Well, that's it Don't forget to review, and should Koga make a reappearance in commentary? You decide that. Ja ne!