Chapter 5

"Hey Kiyuya, it's time for our mission."

I turned around to see Deidara looking down at me. I scowled at him, crossing my arms over my chest. It was a brand new day, and already it gets ruined. By the biggest, blondest, prettiest bastard in the history of bastards. Oh god, what am I saying? I didn't want to do the mission, but I had to. I didn't want to do the mission with Deidara, but I had to. Damnit!

"Shut up Deidara. I know it's time for our mission." I turned around to look at him straight in the eye. "You don't have to remind me." I started to head outside, with Deidara following me. I turned around quickly, looking at him. "Why do we have to go together? Why couldn't I go with Sasori or Tobi? They're a lot better than you."

"Yeah, yeah, let's just go," he said, and grinned at me.

I walked by him and looked at him all weird. What was that about? I didn't care if he caught me looking at him all weird. I wanted him to notice. What's wrong with this bastard? Is he playing with me? What is he thinking…?

"Hey," I pulled on his sleeve. "What the hell is wrong with you?" I narrowed my eyes at him.

"What? Do I look like there's something wrong with me?" He kept on walking and I barely caught a grin slapped across his face.

I still kept glowering at him. Damn Deidara making me curious. I then ran in front of him, stopping him from walking. I wasn't going to let him mess with me! My day is already ruined into the ground and beyond!

"Tell me why you're acting weird," I demanded.

He just looked at me, still smiling. I growled at him.

"Tell me!" I placed my arms on my hips.

"Calm down." He raised his hands at me.

"Then tell me why you're acting freaking weird!" I yelled impatiently.

"Why do you want to know so much?"

"Because you're acting weird! Tell me!"

"You've been in my room, huh?" he suddenly asked me.

I paused. I wasn't interested anymore. I didn't even want to have this conversation anymore. I blushed and turned around quickly, ignoring him.

"Hey," Deidara ran by me. "Were you?"

"I don't need to answer that." I tried to stop my blushing. It wasn't working.

"Yeah you do."

I stopped and looked at him angrily. "And who told you to tell me what to do?!"

"I bet you were in my room." He crossed his arms.

"What makes you say that?" Calm down, calm down. Don't start yelling at him, it'll make him think I was in his room.

"The empty jar and what you said to me yesterday. I guess you were in my room."

I shook my head. "You're a crazy bastard." I walked on, hoping he would forget it.

"I'm not crazy, you are."

I stopped. I was angry at him now. "The hell, Deidara?!"

He kept on walking, a smile in his face.

I just looked at him, wanting to rip off that annoying-ass smile of his, and step on it. "Whatever. I did not go in your room." I crossed my arms over my chest and walked by him, making myself feel tall.

"Sure, whatever."

"I didn't! God, you're such a bastard!"

Deidara stopped and looked at me. "You're so crazy!"

"I am not crazy!"

"Damn, you can be real noisy when you try."

I narrowed my eyes at him. "For your info, being noisy takes a lot of energy, and if I was being noisy right now, I would be freaking tired as hell. Since I'm lazy, I would never be noisy. So, shut the-"

"Hey look, there's Oro's hideout," he interrupted, like he didn't even hear a single word I freaking said.

I scowled at him and looked at the second blasted cave. Seriously, why did Orochimaru like to live in dirty, dark and, smelly caves? Something else is wrong with that snake-wannabe than his brain. I went inside the (hopefully abandoned) cave, with Deidara following me.

"So, where could Orochimaru's room be?" I said aloud, opening every door that we passed by.

"You mean, you don't know where it is? God damn, now we have to waste time searching for it."

"Shut up. I've never been in here, I just knew about the freaking place." I shut the door and opened the next door. "Just start looking for his room."

After about 50 freaking rooms, I open the door to a room that looks like Orochimaru's. I stepped inside and I started to search in his crap. I looked in high shelves, drawers, and countertops but I didn't see anything useful, or the ring. Then something caught my eye. I looked closer and walked to it. Oh em ge, I found the rotting hand! I looked at its ring with amazement. It was yellow, with the word "void" on it, and it was on the left pinky finger.

"Wow," I whispered. Being in Akatsuki just turned fun for me. I held the jar close and walked out the hallway. Deidara was there, looking bored. Then he looked at the jar that I was holding.

"Did ya find it?" He asked, sounding less bored.

"Hell yeah! Let's go back to the hideout and tell annoying-ass Pein ." I grinned at him and started to head out of the cave.

"Hey Pein!! I found the ring!!" I yelled as loud as I could. I was tired and I didn't want to go to his room. I lazily sat on the couch, looking at the hand and ring.

I heard someone running towards me. I looked up and saw Pein grab the jar and looked at it.

"Snap! You found the ring! Holy shiznitz!! The ring is mine now!!" Pein excitingly said. Konan rolled her eyes at him and grinned at me.

"Good job Kiyuya, now Pein can shut the hell up." She looked at Pein annoyingly.

"Shut up." Pein looked at me and grinned. "Very nice Kiyuya, I never thought that you'd find the ring."

I grinned back. Wow, this is like the second time that I felt nice being in this hideout.

"Here Kiyuya, wear the ring." He slowly slipped it off the dead pinky.

I looked at him in shock. "Are you serious? I thought that Tobi-kun would wear the ring."

"Well, Tobi's still just a subordinate, so that means you get to wear it." He dropped the ring in my hand and I looked at it in wonder. I slowly placed the ring on my left pinky. "Wow," I whispered. I'm a full member of Akatsuki now. I smiled big at Pein and ran in the hallway, smiling at everybody. When I passed by Deidara, I gave him a warm grin. He was confused at first, but he slowly grinned back. I looked down. Akatsuki isn't bad after all. I'm glad that I'm in it.