The Saiyan: Hay there. I'm back and I managed to get this chapter done!
Kag: Where's Miroku and Sango?
Inu: Oh, they're in the shower.
Kag: Which one?
The Saiyan: Both
Kag: Oh.
Miyami: Hello! (Sesshomaru comes behind her)
Sesshomaru: Hello, little brother.
Inu: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? AGAIN?
Sesshomaru: (Points to Miyami) Why, she wanted me to.
Kag: Who is she?
Miyami: Oh. Sorry about that. Hi! I'm the mighty authoress Miyami and I'm here because this is my idea and because of my Fluffy-sama!
Sesshomaru: FLUFFY-SAMA!?!?
Kag & Inu: (On the ground) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Saiyan: And from now on, Sesshomaru will now be known as Fluffy-sama.
Sesshomaru aka Fluffy-sama: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
The Saiyan: I'm the author. I can do what ever I want.
Fluffy-sama: Chikuso.
The Saiyan: Well, lets get on to killing Kikyo!
Miyami: Yay!
The Saiyan: Oh, Inu, can you do the disclaimer? I would have Miroku do it but he's um, how can I put it? Busy, at the moment.
Inu: Sure, The Saiyan does not own Inuyasha. If he did, you would see more Miroku/Sango moments.
(Kagome just made herself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.)
Inu: Hay Kagome.
Kag: (Puts her pb 'n' j sandwich down.) What do you want, Inuyasha?
Inu: I want you to find out where Shippo is hiding and get my cloths from him.
Kag: (Trying hard not to blush as images go through her mind) (Thinking) I must have been around Miroku too long. (Talking) But what about Miroku?
Inu: Well, Him and Sango went into a nearby village.
Kag: Ok, I'm going. (Leaves)
(Kikyo appears)
(Finds Kagome's sandwich and steals it.)
Kikyo: Now I'll be able to get rid of that girl, and Inuyasha will finally be mine! (Pulls out poison powder and starts sprinkling it on the sandwich 'till the bottles empty.)
Kikyo: (Still sprinkling) I just HAD to by the Family pack, didn't I? (Doesn't notice the entire village is watching, including Shippo, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, and a now fully clothed Inuyasha)
Kikyo; (Bottles finally empty) It's about time!
Kagome: (Whispering) What's she doing to my food?
Inu: (Whispering back) Looks like she's putting poison powder on it.
Miroku: (Also whispering) But where did she get such a large bottle of it?
Inu: e-bay
Kikyo: (Looks at the sandwich) Such strange food. I wonder how it tastes? (Eats the sandwich and chokes on it and dies.)
Everyone: (Just stares, and realizes what had just happened.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Saiyan: Well, that's all there is. Also, if I already used your idea and you have another one, go ahead and send it to me! You can kill Kikyo and Jaken as many times as you want! And if I haven't used your idea yet, gomen. I promise that I'll get to them when I get the chance to. All ideas will be used.
Miroku: That's right.
Miyami: Miroku? When did you get here?
Miroku: That doesn't matter. But what does, is why is Sesshomaru here? Again?
Sango: I was wondering the same thing.
Miyami: Oh, he's with me, and his name is now Fluffy-sama.
Sango & Miroku: FLUFFY-SAMA?!?!?!?!? (Falls on the floor laughing)
Fluffy-sama: OK, THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU GUYS!
The Saiyan: Sorry, Fluffy-sama. The only people you can kill is Jaken and/or Kikyo.
Fluffy-sama: I hate you
The Saiyan: I know. Now it's time to end this story. And because no one voted, AGAIN!, Koga isn't here with us. Also I'm glad because I HATE THAT WIMPY WOLF! There, I feel much better now. Anyways, don't forget to review. Ja-ne!
Kag: Where's Miroku and Sango?
Inu: Oh, they're in the shower.
Kag: Which one?
The Saiyan: Both
Kag: Oh.
Miyami: Hello! (Sesshomaru comes behind her)
Sesshomaru: Hello, little brother.
Inu: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? AGAIN?
Sesshomaru: (Points to Miyami) Why, she wanted me to.
Kag: Who is she?
Miyami: Oh. Sorry about that. Hi! I'm the mighty authoress Miyami and I'm here because this is my idea and because of my Fluffy-sama!
Sesshomaru: FLUFFY-SAMA!?!?
Kag & Inu: (On the ground) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Saiyan: And from now on, Sesshomaru will now be known as Fluffy-sama.
Sesshomaru aka Fluffy-sama: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
The Saiyan: I'm the author. I can do what ever I want.
Fluffy-sama: Chikuso.
The Saiyan: Well, lets get on to killing Kikyo!
Miyami: Yay!
The Saiyan: Oh, Inu, can you do the disclaimer? I would have Miroku do it but he's um, how can I put it? Busy, at the moment.
Inu: Sure, The Saiyan does not own Inuyasha. If he did, you would see more Miroku/Sango moments.
(Kagome just made herself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.)
Inu: Hay Kagome.
Kag: (Puts her pb 'n' j sandwich down.) What do you want, Inuyasha?
Inu: I want you to find out where Shippo is hiding and get my cloths from him.
Kag: (Trying hard not to blush as images go through her mind) (Thinking) I must have been around Miroku too long. (Talking) But what about Miroku?
Inu: Well, Him and Sango went into a nearby village.
Kag: Ok, I'm going. (Leaves)
(Kikyo appears)
(Finds Kagome's sandwich and steals it.)
Kikyo: Now I'll be able to get rid of that girl, and Inuyasha will finally be mine! (Pulls out poison powder and starts sprinkling it on the sandwich 'till the bottles empty.)
Kikyo: (Still sprinkling) I just HAD to by the Family pack, didn't I? (Doesn't notice the entire village is watching, including Shippo, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, and a now fully clothed Inuyasha)
Kikyo; (Bottles finally empty) It's about time!
Kagome: (Whispering) What's she doing to my food?
Inu: (Whispering back) Looks like she's putting poison powder on it.
Miroku: (Also whispering) But where did she get such a large bottle of it?
Inu: e-bay
Kikyo: (Looks at the sandwich) Such strange food. I wonder how it tastes? (Eats the sandwich and chokes on it and dies.)
Everyone: (Just stares, and realizes what had just happened.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Saiyan: Well, that's all there is. Also, if I already used your idea and you have another one, go ahead and send it to me! You can kill Kikyo and Jaken as many times as you want! And if I haven't used your idea yet, gomen. I promise that I'll get to them when I get the chance to. All ideas will be used.
Miroku: That's right.
Miyami: Miroku? When did you get here?
Miroku: That doesn't matter. But what does, is why is Sesshomaru here? Again?
Sango: I was wondering the same thing.
Miyami: Oh, he's with me, and his name is now Fluffy-sama.
Sango & Miroku: FLUFFY-SAMA?!?!?!?!? (Falls on the floor laughing)
Fluffy-sama: OK, THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU GUYS!
The Saiyan: Sorry, Fluffy-sama. The only people you can kill is Jaken and/or Kikyo.
Fluffy-sama: I hate you
The Saiyan: I know. Now it's time to end this story. And because no one voted, AGAIN!, Koga isn't here with us. Also I'm glad because I HATE THAT WIMPY WOLF! There, I feel much better now. Anyways, don't forget to review. Ja-ne!