The Saiyan: Hay! I'm back and I brought with me Megumi Sagara1's idea of
killing Jaken and Kikyo!
Inu: YAY! Death to Kikyo!
The Saiyan: And with us today is the Wimpy Wolf! Uh.. I mean Koga
Inu: What's the difference?
The Saiyan: There is none
Inu: Oh.
Koga: Shut up!
Kag: You're just pissed because I'm not your woman.
Inu: Ya! She's mine so if you know what's good for you you'd get the hell away from her.
Koga: Actually, I don't want her anymore.
Inu: You don't?
Koga: Nope
Kag: Then who's the un-lucky girl?
Koga: That would be the beautiful taijiya Sango.
Inu/Kag/The Saiyan: SANGO?!?!?
Koga: Ya. So, where is my woman?
Shippo: (Suddenly shows up out of nowhere) Ya. I haven't seen her since she left with Miroku down to a hot spring. I started to follow but they where making all sorts of scary noises.
Kag: Uh, don't worry about that Shippo.
Shippo: So, what where they doing?
Inu: They were...
Kag: DON'T YOU DARE!
The Saiyan: Well, As much as I would love to tell Shippo what Sango and Miroku are doing, I have to get this chapter started.
Shippo: But what the disclaimer?
The Saiyan: I thought that I would let Kirara do that.
Kirara: mew mew mew (Translation: The Saiyan owns nothing in this chapter)
(Kikyo is walking down a path through a dark and deep forest. Jaken, being
the stupid toad that he is, is following her.)
Kikyo: Why are you following me? :What did I do to deserve this?:
Jaken: Because ever since Sesshomarou-sama caught me petting his fluffy- tail thingy he banished me.
Kikyo: Oh.
(Soon they came across a clearing and found a thingy there. (Sorry. I have
NO CLUE as to what Dance Dance Revolution is)
(Jaken went to get a closer look at the thingy.)
Jaken: Lady Kikyo. What to you suppose this thingy is?
Kikyo: Dance Dance Revolution
Jaken: (Looking impressed and shocked) Lady Kikyo. HOW did you know that?
Kikyo: (Points to the sign that says Dance Dance Revolution and has an arrow pointing to the thingy)
Jaken: Oh. Shall we try it then?
Kikyo: If you must.
(Jaken and Kikyo went to the machine and started dancing)
(An hour later)
Jaken: I'm thirsty
Kikyo: And I'm tired.
(They tried to stop but found out that they couldn't)
Kikyo: What the........
Jaken: Why can't we stop?
(Suddenly Naraku shows up)
Jaken: Naraku! So you're the one who's behind this.
Naraku: Actually, I was looking for Inuyasha and his possy so that I could invite them to my Halloween Party next week
Kikyo: Possy? Never mind. So if you didn't do this then who did?
Naraku: Look at the little sticker by your left foot.
Kikyo: Looks down and reads the sticker) Made in Canada
Jaken: I KNEW IT! THOSE DAMN CANADIANS! (Sorry about that. I have nothing against Canada. Me and many people at my school just like to pick on them)
Naraku: Have fun you 2
(Naraku leaves, leaving Kikyo and Jaken to dance forever)
(500 years later)
Some Dude: (Walking down the same path, singing) Elmos got a gun. Big Bird's on the run. What made Elmo snap? Was he tired of Big Birds crap? (Enters the clearing to find Jaken and Kikyo's skeletons still dancing) Now that's just creepy. (Sees the sticker and reads it) THOSE DAMN CANADIANS!
The Saiyan: And that's it for Chapter 7.
Shippo: Well, as much fun as it was to watch them die, I STILL want to know what Sango and Miroku where doing!
The Saiyan: Hay Shippo. If you can answer this question for me, I'll tell you.
Shippo: OK
The Saiyan: If you take the lives of yourselves in order to save yourself, is it murder?
Inu/Kag/Koga/Kirara/Shippo/Megumi Sagara1/Some Dude/readers: WHAT?
The Saiyan: And again, I am not against Canada. I've been there and it's really cool. Also vote on who your favorite Anime couple should appear. Ja ne!
Inu: YAY! Death to Kikyo!
The Saiyan: And with us today is the Wimpy Wolf! Uh.. I mean Koga
Inu: What's the difference?
The Saiyan: There is none
Inu: Oh.
Koga: Shut up!
Kag: You're just pissed because I'm not your woman.
Inu: Ya! She's mine so if you know what's good for you you'd get the hell away from her.
Koga: Actually, I don't want her anymore.
Inu: You don't?
Koga: Nope
Kag: Then who's the un-lucky girl?
Koga: That would be the beautiful taijiya Sango.
Inu/Kag/The Saiyan: SANGO?!?!?
Koga: Ya. So, where is my woman?
Shippo: (Suddenly shows up out of nowhere) Ya. I haven't seen her since she left with Miroku down to a hot spring. I started to follow but they where making all sorts of scary noises.
Kag: Uh, don't worry about that Shippo.
Shippo: So, what where they doing?
Inu: They were...
Kag: DON'T YOU DARE!
The Saiyan: Well, As much as I would love to tell Shippo what Sango and Miroku are doing, I have to get this chapter started.
Shippo: But what the disclaimer?
The Saiyan: I thought that I would let Kirara do that.
Kirara: mew mew mew (Translation: The Saiyan owns nothing in this chapter)
(Kikyo is walking down a path through a dark and deep forest. Jaken, being
the stupid toad that he is, is following her.)
Kikyo: Why are you following me? :What did I do to deserve this?:
Jaken: Because ever since Sesshomarou-sama caught me petting his fluffy- tail thingy he banished me.
Kikyo: Oh.
(Soon they came across a clearing and found a thingy there. (Sorry. I have
NO CLUE as to what Dance Dance Revolution is)
(Jaken went to get a closer look at the thingy.)
Jaken: Lady Kikyo. What to you suppose this thingy is?
Kikyo: Dance Dance Revolution
Jaken: (Looking impressed and shocked) Lady Kikyo. HOW did you know that?
Kikyo: (Points to the sign that says Dance Dance Revolution and has an arrow pointing to the thingy)
Jaken: Oh. Shall we try it then?
Kikyo: If you must.
(Jaken and Kikyo went to the machine and started dancing)
(An hour later)
Jaken: I'm thirsty
Kikyo: And I'm tired.
(They tried to stop but found out that they couldn't)
Kikyo: What the........
Jaken: Why can't we stop?
(Suddenly Naraku shows up)
Jaken: Naraku! So you're the one who's behind this.
Naraku: Actually, I was looking for Inuyasha and his possy so that I could invite them to my Halloween Party next week
Kikyo: Possy? Never mind. So if you didn't do this then who did?
Naraku: Look at the little sticker by your left foot.
Kikyo: Looks down and reads the sticker) Made in Canada
Jaken: I KNEW IT! THOSE DAMN CANADIANS! (Sorry about that. I have nothing against Canada. Me and many people at my school just like to pick on them)
Naraku: Have fun you 2
(Naraku leaves, leaving Kikyo and Jaken to dance forever)
(500 years later)
Some Dude: (Walking down the same path, singing) Elmos got a gun. Big Bird's on the run. What made Elmo snap? Was he tired of Big Birds crap? (Enters the clearing to find Jaken and Kikyo's skeletons still dancing) Now that's just creepy. (Sees the sticker and reads it) THOSE DAMN CANADIANS!
The Saiyan: And that's it for Chapter 7.
Shippo: Well, as much fun as it was to watch them die, I STILL want to know what Sango and Miroku where doing!
The Saiyan: Hay Shippo. If you can answer this question for me, I'll tell you.
Shippo: OK
The Saiyan: If you take the lives of yourselves in order to save yourself, is it murder?
Inu/Kag/Koga/Kirara/Shippo/Megumi Sagara1/Some Dude/readers: WHAT?
The Saiyan: And again, I am not against Canada. I've been there and it's really cool. Also vote on who your favorite Anime couple should appear. Ja ne!