The Saiyan: WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAZZZZZZUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! I'm back!
Inu: Now lets get on with killing Kikyo and Jaken!
The Saiyan: Yes, but first, I would like to introduce the readers anime couple choice, Sesshomarou and Kagura!
Sesshomarou: We are NOT a couple!
Kagura: YA! And we certinly haven't been secretly sleeping with each other neither!
Sango: Right...........
Miroku: Anyways, The Saiyan owns nothing. Why must fate be so cruel?
Crazy old villager guy: (Walking down the same path that was in the last chapter) Hey! Dancing skeletons! I can make them alive again! (Throws potion on skeletons. Laughs a crazy-person laugh. Walks away singing) boom- boom, ain't it great to be crazy, boom-boom, ain't it great to be crazy, giddy and foolish the whole day through, boom-boom, ain't it great to be crazy!
Kikyo & Jaken: Hey we're alive!
Jaken: Why aren't we dancing anymore?
Kikyo: Looks like the warranty wore out.
(Inu & co. are walking through the forest and see Kikyo & Jaken together)
Inu: Hey! Your not dead anymore! I'll have to fix that...
Kag: Grr! Why can't you 2 just stay dead?!
Cattails: (suddenly appears) Can I help you guys kill them?
Miroku: A neko youkai (cat demon!)
Inu & Kag: Who the hell are you?!
Cattails: She's definitely been around Inuyasha for too long... My name is cattails... and I despise those two filthy scumbags over there...
Kag: Welcome to the team.
Cattails: (uses her magical staff to rip a portal into the seven fiery depths of the underworld) 1 one-way trip to hell, coming right up!
Miroku: Why can't my staff do that?
Sango: Don't worry Miroku... you're talented with OTHER things...
Miroku: Aw, Sango... thank you... (Gropes Sango's butt)
Sango: Miroku! Not in PUBLIC!
Everyone else: *trying not to laugh* (u know that's not mine.)
Cattails: OK, Kikyo and Jaken... step inside... *
Kikyo: Are you crazy? Do you think we would willingly jump into a portal to hell?!
Cattails: (shows claws and fangs) Yes. I think that you would willingly jump in. unless you want me to shred you, and then throw the SCRAPS of you in...
Jaken: Yipe! (Jumps in)
Kikyo: There is no way...
Cattails: (rips Kikyo to smithereens & throws her in)
Inu & Co.: (applause)
Cattails: (curtsies) Thank you! Now I have 2 more things to take care of... (Seals portal)
Kag: what's the other thing?
Cattails: this! (Does the 'Kikyo is finally dead and can burn in hell a billion times' dance) (That dance does not belong to me. It belongs to Choco-penguin from his fic, "so far gone".)
The Saiyan (Joins in)
Kag: And that's all.
Inu: And now we'll let my bastard of a brother end this. (Looks over to see Sesshomarou and Kagura coming out of a closet.)
Sango: So did you 2 have fun?
Kagura: I have no clue as to what you are talking about
Miroku: Well next time you might want to make sure that your not wearing his clothing if you don't want anybody to know about it.
Kagura and Sesshomarou: (Blush)
Sesshomarou: So what do you want, little brother?
Inu: We want you to end this chapter
Kagura: But what about TS?
Kag: (Points to The Saiyan)
The Saiyan (Still doing the Kikyo is finally dead and can burn in hell a billion times' dance with Cattails)
Sesshomarou: Oh. Fine. That's all for now. But you had better review or else I won't love you anymore
Inu: Now lets get on with killing Kikyo and Jaken!
The Saiyan: Yes, but first, I would like to introduce the readers anime couple choice, Sesshomarou and Kagura!
Sesshomarou: We are NOT a couple!
Kagura: YA! And we certinly haven't been secretly sleeping with each other neither!
Sango: Right...........
Miroku: Anyways, The Saiyan owns nothing. Why must fate be so cruel?
Crazy old villager guy: (Walking down the same path that was in the last chapter) Hey! Dancing skeletons! I can make them alive again! (Throws potion on skeletons. Laughs a crazy-person laugh. Walks away singing) boom- boom, ain't it great to be crazy, boom-boom, ain't it great to be crazy, giddy and foolish the whole day through, boom-boom, ain't it great to be crazy!
Kikyo & Jaken: Hey we're alive!
Jaken: Why aren't we dancing anymore?
Kikyo: Looks like the warranty wore out.
(Inu & co. are walking through the forest and see Kikyo & Jaken together)
Inu: Hey! Your not dead anymore! I'll have to fix that...
Kag: Grr! Why can't you 2 just stay dead?!
Cattails: (suddenly appears) Can I help you guys kill them?
Miroku: A neko youkai (cat demon!)
Inu & Kag: Who the hell are you?!
Cattails: She's definitely been around Inuyasha for too long... My name is cattails... and I despise those two filthy scumbags over there...
Kag: Welcome to the team.
Cattails: (uses her magical staff to rip a portal into the seven fiery depths of the underworld) 1 one-way trip to hell, coming right up!
Miroku: Why can't my staff do that?
Sango: Don't worry Miroku... you're talented with OTHER things...
Miroku: Aw, Sango... thank you... (Gropes Sango's butt)
Sango: Miroku! Not in PUBLIC!
Everyone else: *trying not to laugh* (u know that's not mine.)
Cattails: OK, Kikyo and Jaken... step inside... *
Kikyo: Are you crazy? Do you think we would willingly jump into a portal to hell?!
Cattails: (shows claws and fangs) Yes. I think that you would willingly jump in. unless you want me to shred you, and then throw the SCRAPS of you in...
Jaken: Yipe! (Jumps in)
Kikyo: There is no way...
Cattails: (rips Kikyo to smithereens & throws her in)
Inu & Co.: (applause)
Cattails: (curtsies) Thank you! Now I have 2 more things to take care of... (Seals portal)
Kag: what's the other thing?
Cattails: this! (Does the 'Kikyo is finally dead and can burn in hell a billion times' dance) (That dance does not belong to me. It belongs to Choco-penguin from his fic, "so far gone".)
The Saiyan (Joins in)
Kag: And that's all.
Inu: And now we'll let my bastard of a brother end this. (Looks over to see Sesshomarou and Kagura coming out of a closet.)
Sango: So did you 2 have fun?
Kagura: I have no clue as to what you are talking about
Miroku: Well next time you might want to make sure that your not wearing his clothing if you don't want anybody to know about it.
Kagura and Sesshomarou: (Blush)
Sesshomarou: So what do you want, little brother?
Inu: We want you to end this chapter
Kagura: But what about TS?
Kag: (Points to The Saiyan)
The Saiyan (Still doing the Kikyo is finally dead and can burn in hell a billion times' dance with Cattails)
Sesshomarou: Oh. Fine. That's all for now. But you had better review or else I won't love you anymore