The Saiyan: Hello! Welcome to another chapter of The Many Ways to Kill
Jaken and Kikyo! Making her second appearance is the lovely Inuyddam!
Miroku: Yes. By the way, where are Inuyasha and Lady Kagome?
The Saiyan: The only thing that your perverted little mind can think of.
Sango: Hay! You can't say that to my Miroku-chan. Only I can!
Miroku: Ya! Hay!
Shippo: Lets get this chapter started allready!
The Saiyan: You just can't wait to see Kikyo and Jaken get killed, can you?
Shippo: Nope! Don't you?
The Saiyan: No
Shippo: Are you lying?
The Saiyan: Yep
Disclaimer: Oh just shut the hell up!
(Kikyo is walking through a forest when she trips over a stump)
Kikyo: Oww.
Jaken: Oww!! Watch where your going!!
Kikyo: I... Tripped over you?! (Looks horrified.)
(Kikyo runs off to scrub herself clean.)
(Jakens staff gets caught on her clothes and gets dragged along.)
(In the room that Kikyo ran into)
Kikyo: Why are you here?
Jaken: Because Inuyddam want's to traumatize us.
Kikyo: WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO?
TV comes on with Inuyddam picture: Because I hate you and you should die.
Kikyo & Jaken: Oh.
TV Inuyddam: Now suffer!! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves Everybody's nerves everybody's nerves I know a song that gets on everybody's and this is how it goes. (repeats over and over)
Kikyo: No!
Jaken: I don't get it. What's the song?
Kikyo: She's singing it if you haven't noticed you stupid toad!
Jaken: Oh... NO!!
(song goes on for an eternity)
The Saiyan: Ah. The sweet sound of Jaken and Kikyo being killed. Again. Don't you just love it?
Miroku: I'd be lying if I said I didn't.
(Suddenly the old, abandoned warehouse next door starts shaking and loud
moaning can be heard)
Sango: Whatwas that?!
Inuyddam: That would be Kag and Inu.
(Hiei appears outta nowhere.)
Inuyddam: Hiei!! *glomps him*
Hiei: Another stupid human*
Inuyddam: I'm no human!!
Hiei: Oh...
Inuyddam: (hugs him again)
The Saiyan: And now it's the end. And don't forget to review. Ja ne!
Miroku: Yes. By the way, where are Inuyasha and Lady Kagome?
The Saiyan: The only thing that your perverted little mind can think of.
Sango: Hay! You can't say that to my Miroku-chan. Only I can!
Miroku: Ya! Hay!
Shippo: Lets get this chapter started allready!
The Saiyan: You just can't wait to see Kikyo and Jaken get killed, can you?
Shippo: Nope! Don't you?
The Saiyan: No
Shippo: Are you lying?
The Saiyan: Yep
Disclaimer: Oh just shut the hell up!
(Kikyo is walking through a forest when she trips over a stump)
Kikyo: Oww.
Jaken: Oww!! Watch where your going!!
Kikyo: I... Tripped over you?! (Looks horrified.)
(Kikyo runs off to scrub herself clean.)
(Jakens staff gets caught on her clothes and gets dragged along.)
(In the room that Kikyo ran into)
Kikyo: Why are you here?
Jaken: Because Inuyddam want's to traumatize us.
Kikyo: WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO?
TV comes on with Inuyddam picture: Because I hate you and you should die.
Kikyo & Jaken: Oh.
TV Inuyddam: Now suffer!! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves Everybody's nerves everybody's nerves I know a song that gets on everybody's and this is how it goes. (repeats over and over)
Kikyo: No!
Jaken: I don't get it. What's the song?
Kikyo: She's singing it if you haven't noticed you stupid toad!
Jaken: Oh... NO!!
(song goes on for an eternity)
The Saiyan: Ah. The sweet sound of Jaken and Kikyo being killed. Again. Don't you just love it?
Miroku: I'd be lying if I said I didn't.
(Suddenly the old, abandoned warehouse next door starts shaking and loud
moaning can be heard)
Sango: Whatwas that?!
Inuyddam: That would be Kag and Inu.
(Hiei appears outta nowhere.)
Inuyddam: Hiei!! *glomps him*
Hiei: Another stupid human*
Inuyddam: I'm no human!!
Hiei: Oh...
Inuyddam: (hugs him again)
The Saiyan: And now it's the end. And don't forget to review. Ja ne!