The Saiyan: Hi! I'm back! And I would like to think all the people who
reviewed this story. I feel so loved
Vegeta: Oh shut up, baka.
The Saiyan: VEGETA?!?!?
Inu: Hay! Vegeta's back!
Kag: Well, you act just like him, so it's no surprise that you would be glad to see him.
Miroku: How come I don't remember him?
Vegeta: That was because you where knocked out.
Miroku: Oh.
Sango: So why are you here?
Vegeta: Simple. 1) I want to torture you, 2) I'm bored, and 3) I want to torture you. Did I mention that I want to torture you?
Miroku: Well, I'm afraid that I can not allow you to do that. (Grabs Sango's ass.)
Sango: HENTAI! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Saiyan: Well, I'm bored. Lets get on with killing Jaken, Kikyo, Naraku, and Hojo. Would you like to do the honors, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Why not. The Saiyan owns nothing. The idea of this chapter belongs to, uh........
The Saiyan: sagie.
Vegeta: Ya, that's it. This chapter is owned by sagie.
Kikyo: (Walking through the Inuyasha forest) (Looks down to see rotten moldy alien cheese.) Hay look, Cheese! But why Is it all green and smelly? Oh well! (Eats the cheese.) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (An alien popped out of her stomach and kills her.)
Alien: My name is Piccolo the 3rd and I'll take over this pathetic planet Ae! (Yes, he's Canadian!) (Walks away singing) Every light in the house is blown. I keep on clapping but they won't clap on.
Jaken (walking around, looking for Kikyo.) Where are you, Lady Kikyo? (Gets pulled into a cave by sagie.) What are you doing? Get your hands off of me you darn, dirty human. (Ha, you thought that I was going to say ape, didn't you?)
(Painful screams can be heard for miles)
(An hour later)
sagie: In you go, you stupid toad. (Throws him in a room with 50 starving men.)
(Painful screams can be heard again)
Vegeta: So you're sagie, hu?
sagie: Yep. (Pulls on Inu's ears)
Inu: HAY!
Vegeta: Impressive.
sagie: Thanks. (Suddenly Hojo shows up)
Hojo: Hi Kagome.
Kagome: HOBO, I MEAN HOJO? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?
sagie: She's been spending WAY too much time with Inu.
Everybody except for Homo, I mean Hojo, Kag, and Inu: (Nods their heads in agreement)
Hojo: Well, I was inside my house, looking at the map so that I could find the door that leads out of my room, then I got lost and ended up here.
Everybody: (Anime sweat drop)
Hojo: So, how about a date next Saturday? And who's that short guy with the tall hair?
Vegeta: SHORT? SHORT? I'LL SHOW YOU SHORT! (Powers up to Super Saiyan 3) FINAL.....
Inu: Hold up! (Transforms into a Hyper Demon.) There. Now we can kill him.
Vegeta: WE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY WE?
Inu: HE TRIED TO ASK MY MATE OUT TO A DATE!
Vegeta: THEN HURRY UP! FINAL FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu: I'll try that. FINAL FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ya! Inu's learned a new attack!)
Hojo: (Gets obliterated)
The Saiyan:And that's the end of another chapter of The Many Ways to Kill Jaken and Kikyo. And don't forget to review this story, Life or Death, Dragonball Vertex, and You'll be in my heart. Ja ne!
Vegeta: Oh shut up, baka.
The Saiyan: VEGETA?!?!?
Inu: Hay! Vegeta's back!
Kag: Well, you act just like him, so it's no surprise that you would be glad to see him.
Miroku: How come I don't remember him?
Vegeta: That was because you where knocked out.
Miroku: Oh.
Sango: So why are you here?
Vegeta: Simple. 1) I want to torture you, 2) I'm bored, and 3) I want to torture you. Did I mention that I want to torture you?
Miroku: Well, I'm afraid that I can not allow you to do that. (Grabs Sango's ass.)
Sango: HENTAI! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Saiyan: Well, I'm bored. Lets get on with killing Jaken, Kikyo, Naraku, and Hojo. Would you like to do the honors, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Why not. The Saiyan owns nothing. The idea of this chapter belongs to, uh........
The Saiyan: sagie.
Vegeta: Ya, that's it. This chapter is owned by sagie.
Kikyo: (Walking through the Inuyasha forest) (Looks down to see rotten moldy alien cheese.) Hay look, Cheese! But why Is it all green and smelly? Oh well! (Eats the cheese.) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (An alien popped out of her stomach and kills her.)
Alien: My name is Piccolo the 3rd and I'll take over this pathetic planet Ae! (Yes, he's Canadian!) (Walks away singing) Every light in the house is blown. I keep on clapping but they won't clap on.
Jaken (walking around, looking for Kikyo.) Where are you, Lady Kikyo? (Gets pulled into a cave by sagie.) What are you doing? Get your hands off of me you darn, dirty human. (Ha, you thought that I was going to say ape, didn't you?)
(Painful screams can be heard for miles)
(An hour later)
sagie: In you go, you stupid toad. (Throws him in a room with 50 starving men.)
(Painful screams can be heard again)
Vegeta: So you're sagie, hu?
sagie: Yep. (Pulls on Inu's ears)
Inu: HAY!
Vegeta: Impressive.
sagie: Thanks. (Suddenly Hojo shows up)
Hojo: Hi Kagome.
Kagome: HOBO, I MEAN HOJO? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?
sagie: She's been spending WAY too much time with Inu.
Everybody except for Homo, I mean Hojo, Kag, and Inu: (Nods their heads in agreement)
Hojo: Well, I was inside my house, looking at the map so that I could find the door that leads out of my room, then I got lost and ended up here.
Everybody: (Anime sweat drop)
Hojo: So, how about a date next Saturday? And who's that short guy with the tall hair?
Vegeta: SHORT? SHORT? I'LL SHOW YOU SHORT! (Powers up to Super Saiyan 3) FINAL.....
Inu: Hold up! (Transforms into a Hyper Demon.) There. Now we can kill him.
Vegeta: WE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY WE?
Inu: HE TRIED TO ASK MY MATE OUT TO A DATE!
Vegeta: THEN HURRY UP! FINAL FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu: I'll try that. FINAL FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ya! Inu's learned a new attack!)
Hojo: (Gets obliterated)
The Saiyan:And that's the end of another chapter of The Many Ways to Kill Jaken and Kikyo. And don't forget to review this story, Life or Death, Dragonball Vertex, and You'll be in my heart. Ja ne!