The Saiyan: Hello! I'm back with a new chapter of The Many Ways to Kill
Jaken and Kikyo!
Vegeta: And to add on to this disappointing news, The Saiyans Internet is still down.
Kag: What do you mean by that? I think that it's a great story!
Sango: You only like it because we get to kill Kikyo in EVERY chapter.
Miroku: And don't forget about Jaken
Shippo: Or Naraku
Inu: And Hoho, er, I mean Hojo
Kag: And the fact that I get to be with my Inu-Chan
Shippo: AW. That's so sweet.
The Saiyan: Actually Shippo, I was thinking of getting you a girlfriend.
Shippo: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
The Saiyan: That's right and also the readers get to decide who it's going to be.
Shippo: (Faints)
Miroku: And if it ends up being Kirira?
The Saiyan: Then I find a way to give her a human form.
Miroku: Oh
Vegeta: Can we just get this damn story started?
Inu: Ya. I wanna kill Kikyo already! The Saiyan: Sure. Kagome, would you like to do the honor?
Kag: Sure. The Saiyan does not own anything. This idea came from Inuyddam.
Sango: This making her 3rd appearance
(Hojo is walking to Kagomes house)
Hojo: I sure do hope that these hurbs help Kagome feel better. I had no idea that she had a disease called Getthehellawayfrommeyoudumbass. (Translation: Get the hell away from me you dumb-ass)
(Hears some commotion over by the well)
Hojo: Hay, what's that?
(Goes over to the well and finds Kikyo)
Hojo: Is that Kagome? (Gets closer but doesn't see Kikyo anymore) Where did she go?
Kikyo: (Comes from behind and pushes him through the well)
Hojo: (Climbs out of the well on the other side) Man, That was almost as weird as that one time I went into a gay bar dressed as Barney in a ballerina tutu. (Looks at Jaken) AAAAAHHHHHH!!! (Starts running around crying about how things should never get that ugly)
Jaken: (Is very offended) You dirty human. I'll show you who the ugly one is! (Starts burning Hojo with his staff)
Hojo: NOOOOOOOOOOO! (Dies a very painful and humiliating death)
Kikyo: (Jumps out of the well and lands on Jakens head)
Jaken: (Is pissed off) I'll show you not to mess with the great toad/frog thingy demon known as Jaken! (Starts to burn up Kikyo)
Kikyo: (Grabs her enchanted arrows) Oh shut the jigoku up. (Shoots Jaken and kills him)
(All of a sudden Naraku fly's by)
Kikyo: (Also kills him with an enchanted arrow) YOU MESSED UP EVERYTHING NOW DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Suddenly Inuyddam comes swinging by on a vine and pushes Kikyo off a
conveniently placed cliff)
Kikyo: (Falls into a tank full of hungry parahuns)
Inuyddam: PLEASE!! You never had a chance with Inuyasha!! It was Kagome all along!
The Saiyan: Yes, it just wouldn't be the same without being able to see them being killed, now is it.
Inuyddam: Nope. By the way, where are Kagome and Inuyasha?
The Saiyan: I don't know. They where here at the beginning of the chapter. Hay Sango, do you know where they went?
Sango: I don't know where they went but I do know what they're doing.
Inuyddam: Oh, you mean what you and Miroku do every night?
Sango: (Goes slightly pink)
Miroku: Actually, it's every other night.
Sango: MIROKU! (Smack) They did NOT need to know that!
Miroku: @_@
The Saiyan: Well, that's all for now. And also there is a poll that is posted on my other fic, Dragonball Vertex. I would really appreciate it if you where to take it. And don't forget to tell me who you think Shippos girlfriend should be. Ja ne!
Vegeta: And to add on to this disappointing news, The Saiyans Internet is still down.
Kag: What do you mean by that? I think that it's a great story!
Sango: You only like it because we get to kill Kikyo in EVERY chapter.
Miroku: And don't forget about Jaken
Shippo: Or Naraku
Inu: And Hoho, er, I mean Hojo
Kag: And the fact that I get to be with my Inu-Chan
Shippo: AW. That's so sweet.
The Saiyan: Actually Shippo, I was thinking of getting you a girlfriend.
Shippo: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
The Saiyan: That's right and also the readers get to decide who it's going to be.
Shippo: (Faints)
Miroku: And if it ends up being Kirira?
The Saiyan: Then I find a way to give her a human form.
Miroku: Oh
Vegeta: Can we just get this damn story started?
Inu: Ya. I wanna kill Kikyo already! The Saiyan: Sure. Kagome, would you like to do the honor?
Kag: Sure. The Saiyan does not own anything. This idea came from Inuyddam.
Sango: This making her 3rd appearance
(Hojo is walking to Kagomes house)
Hojo: I sure do hope that these hurbs help Kagome feel better. I had no idea that she had a disease called Getthehellawayfrommeyoudumbass. (Translation: Get the hell away from me you dumb-ass)
(Hears some commotion over by the well)
Hojo: Hay, what's that?
(Goes over to the well and finds Kikyo)
Hojo: Is that Kagome? (Gets closer but doesn't see Kikyo anymore) Where did she go?
Kikyo: (Comes from behind and pushes him through the well)
Hojo: (Climbs out of the well on the other side) Man, That was almost as weird as that one time I went into a gay bar dressed as Barney in a ballerina tutu. (Looks at Jaken) AAAAAHHHHHH!!! (Starts running around crying about how things should never get that ugly)
Jaken: (Is very offended) You dirty human. I'll show you who the ugly one is! (Starts burning Hojo with his staff)
Hojo: NOOOOOOOOOOO! (Dies a very painful and humiliating death)
Kikyo: (Jumps out of the well and lands on Jakens head)
Jaken: (Is pissed off) I'll show you not to mess with the great toad/frog thingy demon known as Jaken! (Starts to burn up Kikyo)
Kikyo: (Grabs her enchanted arrows) Oh shut the jigoku up. (Shoots Jaken and kills him)
(All of a sudden Naraku fly's by)
Kikyo: (Also kills him with an enchanted arrow) YOU MESSED UP EVERYTHING NOW DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Suddenly Inuyddam comes swinging by on a vine and pushes Kikyo off a
conveniently placed cliff)
Kikyo: (Falls into a tank full of hungry parahuns)
Inuyddam: PLEASE!! You never had a chance with Inuyasha!! It was Kagome all along!
The Saiyan: Yes, it just wouldn't be the same without being able to see them being killed, now is it.
Inuyddam: Nope. By the way, where are Kagome and Inuyasha?
The Saiyan: I don't know. They where here at the beginning of the chapter. Hay Sango, do you know where they went?
Sango: I don't know where they went but I do know what they're doing.
Inuyddam: Oh, you mean what you and Miroku do every night?
Sango: (Goes slightly pink)
Miroku: Actually, it's every other night.
Sango: MIROKU! (Smack) They did NOT need to know that!
Miroku: @_@
The Saiyan: Well, that's all for now. And also there is a poll that is posted on my other fic, Dragonball Vertex. I would really appreciate it if you where to take it. And don't forget to tell me who you think Shippos girlfriend should be. Ja ne!