The Saiyan: Hello! I'm back and also I'd like to announce that my Internet
is back on as well!
Vegeta: Big deal.
Inu: So who is going to be killing them today?
The Saiyan: Well, it would be the hot Guardian!
(Guardian shows up with Lira)
Miroku: Your right. She IS hot.
Inu: You said it.
Kag: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Inu: Ah, sorry Kag-Chan (Gives her the sad-puppy dog eyes.)
Kag: (Melts on the spot) Oh come here lover boy.
(Inu and Kag start to make out)
Vegeta: (Looks at Lira) Who's the pup?
Guardian: That would be my servant and companion, Lira, Vegeta-Sama.
Vegeta: I'm starting to like this Guardian girl already.
Guardian: Please, Vegeta-Sama, call me Kelly. You too, The Saiyan
Lira: You should feel honored, Mr. Vegeta, The Saiyan. Guardian only lets a selected few call her by that name.
The Saiyan: Call me TS, It's a lot easier to say.
Lira: Allright. But, can I speak with you in private, TS?
The Saiyan: Sure. Just let me open up a telekinetic link with you. I know for a fact that Kelly is a saiyan so this way she won't be able to hear.
(The Saiyan and Lira start talking Telekinetically)
The Saiyan: (Smirks) I'll see what I can do.
Lira: Thank you.
Kelly: What are you 2 planning?
The Saiyan: Oh, nothing. Would you like to do the disclaimer, Lira?
Lira: Ok. The Saiyan does not own anything. This chapter belongs to my mistress, Guardian.
It is a dark part of a forest on a moonless night. The wind was chilling to the bone and the only sounds are of Kikyo and her demons making their way through the forest. Kikyo is as blank as stone. Near the back of the group, two of Kikyo's demons are conversing.
"I don't know about this, "she" said that she would only kill Kikyo and let us free if we told "her" where to find her, but I don't know," the first of the demons was nervous a mysterious women with a white ape like tail had come before him/her and his/her companion stating she needed the priestess dead and would do all for her death.
"That look in her eyes rivaled that of Sesshomaru's gaze of death, I believe she wishes for Kikyo's death enough to make this promise, I wonder what Kikyo did to her?" The second demon thought this over and decided that he/she didn't want to know.
"Let us leave now I don't want to be here when the Sun rises, if my memory serves me well that is when she said she would be here," the two demons slowly slinked away unknown to their mistress.
Several hours later as the first rays of Sun began to break the horizon, a figure still cloaked in the shadow of the early morning apeared, seemingly out of no where.
"Who goes there!" Kikyo shouted she was honestly surprised she did not think anything could get so close without her sensing an aura.
"I do Kikyo," the figure in the shadow replied, the voice obviously female, it was icy and serene, Kikyo could not help but be afraid.
"Who are you and how'd you get here with out my knowledge?" Kikyo was scared she tried not to show it, she covered her fear with anger and hatred, the very two who had corrupted her so long ago.
"I'm the Guardian Kikyo, the White Saiyan, I'm glad you are wise enough to fear me as well you are not as brainless as I thought, but you are still brainless enough not to recognize Instant Translocation."
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THE GUARDIAN, AND WHAT THE HELL IS A SAYIAN, I FEAR NOTHING! DIE" Kikyo aimed and released an arrow at the figure still shrouded in darkness. Kikyo no longer cared who this was she didn't care that the face of this women was still hidden and she didn't care at all for her tone of voice or her insults.
The figure chuckled, an icy sound that sent shivers down Kikyo's clay back, "Fool," the shadowed figured stated quietly and merly held up a hand. Kikyo was confused, but then she looked at the arrow it had stopped moving and dropped to the ground.
"Leave us," The dark figure said Kikyo was confused, who was this mad women talking too, then she saw her demons at impossible speed disappear before she could even speak.
"I am the Guardian of Yin and Yang, the eternal balance, you are a corruption in the balance and I must end you. You have two choices one drink this poison," the dark figure held up a hand offering a vial containing a purple liquid, "Or die upon my blade," the figure moved one side of her long black cloak to reveal a sword sheathed at her side.
"FOOL I WILL END YOU, NOT YOU ME! DIE!!" Kikyo begins to load for another shot she aims for the woman. The figure shakes her head and sihgs, oh well at least I'll enjoy ending her stupidity, she thinks to herself. The Guardian jumps, her cloak giving way to reveal a human like body, save the pointed ears and the white tail. She was clothed in what appeared to be a half-white half-black Kimono, she bore the symybol of Yin and Yang on her forehead.
"Now prepare for your demise!" The Guardian sneered as she readied her blade and dashed towards Kikyo. Before Kikyo could respond, she felt a sharp pain run through her body. At first it had looked like nothing had happened until her right arm slowly slid down and landed with a sickening thud on the ground next to her. Blood was gushing out as Kikyo grabbed her open wound, staining both her hand and her kimono with blood. She breathed heavily, trying to fight the pain, which tortured her so. Kikyo looked around for something that would give her an advantage. Damn her. She's too strong. I won't last much longer. I have to find a weakness. She thought. Hatred filled her as she watched the Guardian smirking at her agony, blade in hand, waiting for her to attack. That's when Kikyo had noticed a small wolf pup hiding in the area where the Guardian first made her appearance known.
Without hesitation Kikyo ran towards the area.
The Guardian was not expecting this so she followed until she heard the scream of a small child. "LIRA!" The Guardian ran even faster to find that Kikyo had an enchanted arrow at hand and it was aimed at the small pups' throat.
Kikyo smirked as she saw a look of horror on the Guardians face, then replaced by anger and disgust. She started to move closer when Kikyo slit Liras throat, causing more blood to flow. "Take another step closer and I'll make sure that this child shall burn in the depths of hell."
The Guardian growled at this. "You have no honor. Threatening to take the life of another just so you can win a battle. You are supposed to be one of the greatest mikos who had ever lived. I guess that your honor and dignity have also died that day."
"ENOUGH!" Kikyo screamed then jammed the arrow straight into the heart of Lira. Lira screamed in pain and then fell limp in Kikyos' grasp.
The Guardian did not need to feel her pulse to know what had happened for she could hear Liras heart beat slower and slower until it had stopped completely. To say that she was furious would be an understatement as she began to power-up, screaming in rage. Kikyo could feel her aura becoming stronger and now she knew that there wasn't a chance in all the realms of hell that she might even have the slightest chance of making it alive.
The Guardian then unleashed a final scream as a bright light had consumed her, blinding Kikyo. When the light had disappeared Kikyo starred in shock and in fear of the Guardians transformation. She had become white in all of her features except for her eyes, which where blue and cold. They where the eyes of a warrior who fights with honor and has seen multiple battles and death. Her hair was like liquid crystal, floating around her, glowing as if she had came from the heavens. But the hatred in her voice was as if it had came from the deepest pit of hell. "You will pay. YOU WILL PAY!" As she shouted that Kikyo could feel an enormous power coming from the sword itself.
The Guardian then pointed her sword right into the mid-section of Kikyo. But not only did the blade go through but the Guardian did as well. Kikyo did not have and time to scream as her upper half fell to the left and the lower half fell straightforward. Blood gushed out until there was a pool of blood around Kikyo. Her eyes where open but where cold and saw nothing. A trickle of blood came from her mouth, which held an expression of great pain and anguish. The Guardian lifted herself up and had planted her now bloodstained sword into the ground. She had won, but at a price. The Guardian, now drenched in Kikyo's blood, picked up Lira and began to carry her to a better resting-place.
After a couple of hours of walking she discovered a beautiful clearing in the forest. It was flourishing with beauty and with life. It also had a beautiful hotspring. The Guardian sat her down underneath a tree and started to dig a grave when she felt a presence. She turned around to find Sesshomarou, sword in hand. The Guardian had heard stories about the lord of the western lands, but before she could react Sesshomarou lifted his blade high above him and took a mighty slash at Liras corps.
The Guardian stood there in shock, as the blade made no mark what so ever. Then she heard Liras heart starting to beat again. "Wait!" She called, as Sesshomarou had started to leave. He stopped and turned to face her. She walked to him and picked Lira up. "I thank you. But how can I ever repay you?"
"You have a great sense of honor when fighting. As well as a great body. Consider yourself but of a very few who have gained my respected." With that being said, he turned and left, not noticing the Guardians face, which was a bright pink color.
"You like him, don't you?"
"How long have you been up? And how much did you hear?" the Guardian demanded, her face now red with anger.
"Long enough to tell that you like him. After all, you do have 'A great body'. As he put it." Lira smirked
"Let's get going. The balance is still uneven." the Guardian said
"So who is next?"
"The toad demon that goes by the name of Jaken."
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It is in the middle of a swamp on a full moon night. The only sounds are that of flies, crickets, and Jaken
Jaken: I can't believe that my lord has me searching the swamplands for a retched human. (Finds many flies flying about) Oh well, its dinnertime! (Starts to eat the bugs)
(Suddenly Barney comes out of the swamp, tommy-gun in hand)
Jaken: What the Hell?!
Barney: (Begins shooting Jaken in the arm)
Jaken: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (His arm drops off, leaving a pool of blood)
Barney: (Begins singing) Bob the builder, is he a dumb-ass? Bob the Builder, YES HE IS! His real name is Bob with an L. The L is silent, but no one gives a damn. Then one day, he got really drunk. And fell asleep in a warehouse full of machinery, and that's how I was born.
Jaken: ()_() What the HELL was that?!?!?!
Barney: (Starts shooting him again)
Jaken: (Is being torn apart by the bullets, but is still alive because all of the major organs are still in-tacked.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Finally dies from the lose of blood)
Barney: (Points the gun to himself) I wonder what the bullies look like when they come out?" (Pulls the trigger and ends up killing himself.)
Guardian: (Arrives to find that Jaken has been killed) (Sounds disappointed) It looks like somebody has beaten us to him.
Lira: Your just mad because YOUR Sesshomarou-Chan isn't hear. (Starts to smirk)
Guardian: (Is red in the face) I don't know what you're talking about. Let's get going.
We find Hofo, excuse me Hojo, walking through the streets of Tokyo, wearing a purple bra on his head, a towel as a cape, and nothing else except for a pair of Misty (From Pokemon) underwear.
Hojo: I AM CUTE AND FLUFFY! (Guess where that came from)
(Gets pushed into a building by some dude in a 'I Live Towly T-shirt)
Hojo: What the hell is (Sees the TV) Oh. TV! (Turns it on and finds that nothing is on)
Hojo: Damn it! There's nothing on to watch! (Suddenly turns it on a channel that has Kagome on it.) Hay! It's Kagome!
(Channel turns out to show Kags and Inus 'night time' habits)
Hojo: (Trys to turn it but finds that he can't) WHAT THE HELL?
(Suddenly the floor breaks and Hojo falls through and then falls through a
well, which takes him into Narakus house)
Naraku: What do you want, human?
Hojo: Hay look. A talking monkey!
Naraku: MONKEY?! I'LL SHOW YOU!
(24 hours later)
Hojo walks out of the house. Inside we can see that Naraku had hung
himself) The Saiyan: (Sees the whole thing) Damn-it. I knew that Naraku couldn't get it done. Time to go to plan B
Sango: And what is plan B?
The Saiyan: (Whispers it into her ear)
Sango: THAT out to do the trick.
The Saiyan: (Leaves to find Inuyasha) Hay Inu
Inu: What?
The Saiyan: I have something to tell you. Do you remember that Hoho kid?
Inu: Ya, but I think that his name was Homo, or something like that.
The Saiyan: Well, I just over-heard him saying that he's going to watch Kag go and take a bath again.
Inu:WWWWHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Saiyan: And from the sound of it, it seems like this wouldn't be the first time he's done it, either.
Inu: I'll Kill that Son of a Bitch. (Runs off in search of Hojo)
(1/2 an hour later)
Inu: Found you ya bastard!
Hojo: Hay! I remember you. You're that guy that fucked Kagome. I wanted to do that!
Inu: You where watching us?! You sick, perverted Bastered! (Unsheathes Tetsuiga (At least I think that that's how you spell it)) Take this! (Unleashes the Wind Scar attack)
Hojo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (He is torn apart and then finally dies after the attack)
The Saiyan: Well, I hope that this chapter makes your approval, Kelly. This has definitely the longest chapter in this story yet.
Guardian: Now what where you and Lira talking about.
Lira: Oh, you'll see
(Suddenly Koga shows up)
The Saiyan/Inu: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU WIMPY WOLF?!
Koga: Well, I have come here for Guardian.
(Suddenly Sesshomarou appears)
Koga: And what do you want?
Fluffy-Same: Damn it TS. I thought that you would have forgotten about that by now.
The Saiyan: I did but then I just now remembered.
Koga: Don't you dare ignore me! Now tell me! Why are you here?
Fluffy-Sama: I'm here to protect MY Kelly-Chan
Guardian: K_K_KELLY-CHAN!! (Is very red)
Koga: Your kelly-chan?
Fluffy-Sama: Yes. MY Kelly-Chan (Transforms into his full demon form and kills Koga)
Guardian: (Still in a state of shock)
The Saiyan: Well, you wanted to know what we where up to, and here it is. Lira told me how much you liked Sesshy so I brought him here for you.
Lira: And don't say that you don't because I read your diary.
Guardian: YOU READ MY DIARY?!?!?!?
Fluffy-Sama: Why should that matter? (Grabs Kelly and kisses her)
Guardian: (Kisses him back)
Lira: Isn't it almost time to end this?
The Saiyan: Sad but true. Well, I'm sorry that I haven't given Shippo a girlfriend yet. I still want to see what you readers have to say. And don't forget to review. Ja na!
Vegeta: Big deal.
Inu: So who is going to be killing them today?
The Saiyan: Well, it would be the hot Guardian!
(Guardian shows up with Lira)
Miroku: Your right. She IS hot.
Inu: You said it.
Kag: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Inu: Ah, sorry Kag-Chan (Gives her the sad-puppy dog eyes.)
Kag: (Melts on the spot) Oh come here lover boy.
(Inu and Kag start to make out)
Vegeta: (Looks at Lira) Who's the pup?
Guardian: That would be my servant and companion, Lira, Vegeta-Sama.
Vegeta: I'm starting to like this Guardian girl already.
Guardian: Please, Vegeta-Sama, call me Kelly. You too, The Saiyan
Lira: You should feel honored, Mr. Vegeta, The Saiyan. Guardian only lets a selected few call her by that name.
The Saiyan: Call me TS, It's a lot easier to say.
Lira: Allright. But, can I speak with you in private, TS?
The Saiyan: Sure. Just let me open up a telekinetic link with you. I know for a fact that Kelly is a saiyan so this way she won't be able to hear.
(The Saiyan and Lira start talking Telekinetically)
The Saiyan: (Smirks) I'll see what I can do.
Lira: Thank you.
Kelly: What are you 2 planning?
The Saiyan: Oh, nothing. Would you like to do the disclaimer, Lira?
Lira: Ok. The Saiyan does not own anything. This chapter belongs to my mistress, Guardian.
It is a dark part of a forest on a moonless night. The wind was chilling to the bone and the only sounds are of Kikyo and her demons making their way through the forest. Kikyo is as blank as stone. Near the back of the group, two of Kikyo's demons are conversing.
"I don't know about this, "she" said that she would only kill Kikyo and let us free if we told "her" where to find her, but I don't know," the first of the demons was nervous a mysterious women with a white ape like tail had come before him/her and his/her companion stating she needed the priestess dead and would do all for her death.
"That look in her eyes rivaled that of Sesshomaru's gaze of death, I believe she wishes for Kikyo's death enough to make this promise, I wonder what Kikyo did to her?" The second demon thought this over and decided that he/she didn't want to know.
"Let us leave now I don't want to be here when the Sun rises, if my memory serves me well that is when she said she would be here," the two demons slowly slinked away unknown to their mistress.
Several hours later as the first rays of Sun began to break the horizon, a figure still cloaked in the shadow of the early morning apeared, seemingly out of no where.
"Who goes there!" Kikyo shouted she was honestly surprised she did not think anything could get so close without her sensing an aura.
"I do Kikyo," the figure in the shadow replied, the voice obviously female, it was icy and serene, Kikyo could not help but be afraid.
"Who are you and how'd you get here with out my knowledge?" Kikyo was scared she tried not to show it, she covered her fear with anger and hatred, the very two who had corrupted her so long ago.
"I'm the Guardian Kikyo, the White Saiyan, I'm glad you are wise enough to fear me as well you are not as brainless as I thought, but you are still brainless enough not to recognize Instant Translocation."
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THE GUARDIAN, AND WHAT THE HELL IS A SAYIAN, I FEAR NOTHING! DIE" Kikyo aimed and released an arrow at the figure still shrouded in darkness. Kikyo no longer cared who this was she didn't care that the face of this women was still hidden and she didn't care at all for her tone of voice or her insults.
The figure chuckled, an icy sound that sent shivers down Kikyo's clay back, "Fool," the shadowed figured stated quietly and merly held up a hand. Kikyo was confused, but then she looked at the arrow it had stopped moving and dropped to the ground.
"Leave us," The dark figure said Kikyo was confused, who was this mad women talking too, then she saw her demons at impossible speed disappear before she could even speak.
"I am the Guardian of Yin and Yang, the eternal balance, you are a corruption in the balance and I must end you. You have two choices one drink this poison," the dark figure held up a hand offering a vial containing a purple liquid, "Or die upon my blade," the figure moved one side of her long black cloak to reveal a sword sheathed at her side.
"FOOL I WILL END YOU, NOT YOU ME! DIE!!" Kikyo begins to load for another shot she aims for the woman. The figure shakes her head and sihgs, oh well at least I'll enjoy ending her stupidity, she thinks to herself. The Guardian jumps, her cloak giving way to reveal a human like body, save the pointed ears and the white tail. She was clothed in what appeared to be a half-white half-black Kimono, she bore the symybol of Yin and Yang on her forehead.
"Now prepare for your demise!" The Guardian sneered as she readied her blade and dashed towards Kikyo. Before Kikyo could respond, she felt a sharp pain run through her body. At first it had looked like nothing had happened until her right arm slowly slid down and landed with a sickening thud on the ground next to her. Blood was gushing out as Kikyo grabbed her open wound, staining both her hand and her kimono with blood. She breathed heavily, trying to fight the pain, which tortured her so. Kikyo looked around for something that would give her an advantage. Damn her. She's too strong. I won't last much longer. I have to find a weakness. She thought. Hatred filled her as she watched the Guardian smirking at her agony, blade in hand, waiting for her to attack. That's when Kikyo had noticed a small wolf pup hiding in the area where the Guardian first made her appearance known.
Without hesitation Kikyo ran towards the area.
The Guardian was not expecting this so she followed until she heard the scream of a small child. "LIRA!" The Guardian ran even faster to find that Kikyo had an enchanted arrow at hand and it was aimed at the small pups' throat.
Kikyo smirked as she saw a look of horror on the Guardians face, then replaced by anger and disgust. She started to move closer when Kikyo slit Liras throat, causing more blood to flow. "Take another step closer and I'll make sure that this child shall burn in the depths of hell."
The Guardian growled at this. "You have no honor. Threatening to take the life of another just so you can win a battle. You are supposed to be one of the greatest mikos who had ever lived. I guess that your honor and dignity have also died that day."
"ENOUGH!" Kikyo screamed then jammed the arrow straight into the heart of Lira. Lira screamed in pain and then fell limp in Kikyos' grasp.
The Guardian did not need to feel her pulse to know what had happened for she could hear Liras heart beat slower and slower until it had stopped completely. To say that she was furious would be an understatement as she began to power-up, screaming in rage. Kikyo could feel her aura becoming stronger and now she knew that there wasn't a chance in all the realms of hell that she might even have the slightest chance of making it alive.
The Guardian then unleashed a final scream as a bright light had consumed her, blinding Kikyo. When the light had disappeared Kikyo starred in shock and in fear of the Guardians transformation. She had become white in all of her features except for her eyes, which where blue and cold. They where the eyes of a warrior who fights with honor and has seen multiple battles and death. Her hair was like liquid crystal, floating around her, glowing as if she had came from the heavens. But the hatred in her voice was as if it had came from the deepest pit of hell. "You will pay. YOU WILL PAY!" As she shouted that Kikyo could feel an enormous power coming from the sword itself.
The Guardian then pointed her sword right into the mid-section of Kikyo. But not only did the blade go through but the Guardian did as well. Kikyo did not have and time to scream as her upper half fell to the left and the lower half fell straightforward. Blood gushed out until there was a pool of blood around Kikyo. Her eyes where open but where cold and saw nothing. A trickle of blood came from her mouth, which held an expression of great pain and anguish. The Guardian lifted herself up and had planted her now bloodstained sword into the ground. She had won, but at a price. The Guardian, now drenched in Kikyo's blood, picked up Lira and began to carry her to a better resting-place.
After a couple of hours of walking she discovered a beautiful clearing in the forest. It was flourishing with beauty and with life. It also had a beautiful hotspring. The Guardian sat her down underneath a tree and started to dig a grave when she felt a presence. She turned around to find Sesshomarou, sword in hand. The Guardian had heard stories about the lord of the western lands, but before she could react Sesshomarou lifted his blade high above him and took a mighty slash at Liras corps.
The Guardian stood there in shock, as the blade made no mark what so ever. Then she heard Liras heart starting to beat again. "Wait!" She called, as Sesshomarou had started to leave. He stopped and turned to face her. She walked to him and picked Lira up. "I thank you. But how can I ever repay you?"
"You have a great sense of honor when fighting. As well as a great body. Consider yourself but of a very few who have gained my respected." With that being said, he turned and left, not noticing the Guardians face, which was a bright pink color.
"You like him, don't you?"
"How long have you been up? And how much did you hear?" the Guardian demanded, her face now red with anger.
"Long enough to tell that you like him. After all, you do have 'A great body'. As he put it." Lira smirked
"Let's get going. The balance is still uneven." the Guardian said
"So who is next?"
"The toad demon that goes by the name of Jaken."
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It is in the middle of a swamp on a full moon night. The only sounds are that of flies, crickets, and Jaken
Jaken: I can't believe that my lord has me searching the swamplands for a retched human. (Finds many flies flying about) Oh well, its dinnertime! (Starts to eat the bugs)
(Suddenly Barney comes out of the swamp, tommy-gun in hand)
Jaken: What the Hell?!
Barney: (Begins shooting Jaken in the arm)
Jaken: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (His arm drops off, leaving a pool of blood)
Barney: (Begins singing) Bob the builder, is he a dumb-ass? Bob the Builder, YES HE IS! His real name is Bob with an L. The L is silent, but no one gives a damn. Then one day, he got really drunk. And fell asleep in a warehouse full of machinery, and that's how I was born.
Jaken: ()_() What the HELL was that?!?!?!
Barney: (Starts shooting him again)
Jaken: (Is being torn apart by the bullets, but is still alive because all of the major organs are still in-tacked.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Finally dies from the lose of blood)
Barney: (Points the gun to himself) I wonder what the bullies look like when they come out?" (Pulls the trigger and ends up killing himself.)
Guardian: (Arrives to find that Jaken has been killed) (Sounds disappointed) It looks like somebody has beaten us to him.
Lira: Your just mad because YOUR Sesshomarou-Chan isn't hear. (Starts to smirk)
Guardian: (Is red in the face) I don't know what you're talking about. Let's get going.
We find Hofo, excuse me Hojo, walking through the streets of Tokyo, wearing a purple bra on his head, a towel as a cape, and nothing else except for a pair of Misty (From Pokemon) underwear.
Hojo: I AM CUTE AND FLUFFY! (Guess where that came from)
(Gets pushed into a building by some dude in a 'I Live Towly T-shirt)
Hojo: What the hell is (Sees the TV) Oh. TV! (Turns it on and finds that nothing is on)
Hojo: Damn it! There's nothing on to watch! (Suddenly turns it on a channel that has Kagome on it.) Hay! It's Kagome!
(Channel turns out to show Kags and Inus 'night time' habits)
Hojo: (Trys to turn it but finds that he can't) WHAT THE HELL?
(Suddenly the floor breaks and Hojo falls through and then falls through a
well, which takes him into Narakus house)
Naraku: What do you want, human?
Hojo: Hay look. A talking monkey!
Naraku: MONKEY?! I'LL SHOW YOU!
(24 hours later)
Hojo walks out of the house. Inside we can see that Naraku had hung
himself) The Saiyan: (Sees the whole thing) Damn-it. I knew that Naraku couldn't get it done. Time to go to plan B
Sango: And what is plan B?
The Saiyan: (Whispers it into her ear)
Sango: THAT out to do the trick.
The Saiyan: (Leaves to find Inuyasha) Hay Inu
Inu: What?
The Saiyan: I have something to tell you. Do you remember that Hoho kid?
Inu: Ya, but I think that his name was Homo, or something like that.
The Saiyan: Well, I just over-heard him saying that he's going to watch Kag go and take a bath again.
Inu:WWWWHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Saiyan: And from the sound of it, it seems like this wouldn't be the first time he's done it, either.
Inu: I'll Kill that Son of a Bitch. (Runs off in search of Hojo)
(1/2 an hour later)
Inu: Found you ya bastard!
Hojo: Hay! I remember you. You're that guy that fucked Kagome. I wanted to do that!
Inu: You where watching us?! You sick, perverted Bastered! (Unsheathes Tetsuiga (At least I think that that's how you spell it)) Take this! (Unleashes the Wind Scar attack)
Hojo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (He is torn apart and then finally dies after the attack)
The Saiyan: Well, I hope that this chapter makes your approval, Kelly. This has definitely the longest chapter in this story yet.
Guardian: Now what where you and Lira talking about.
Lira: Oh, you'll see
(Suddenly Koga shows up)
The Saiyan/Inu: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU WIMPY WOLF?!
Koga: Well, I have come here for Guardian.
(Suddenly Sesshomarou appears)
Koga: And what do you want?
Fluffy-Same: Damn it TS. I thought that you would have forgotten about that by now.
The Saiyan: I did but then I just now remembered.
Koga: Don't you dare ignore me! Now tell me! Why are you here?
Fluffy-Sama: I'm here to protect MY Kelly-Chan
Guardian: K_K_KELLY-CHAN!! (Is very red)
Koga: Your kelly-chan?
Fluffy-Sama: Yes. MY Kelly-Chan (Transforms into his full demon form and kills Koga)
Guardian: (Still in a state of shock)
The Saiyan: Well, you wanted to know what we where up to, and here it is. Lira told me how much you liked Sesshy so I brought him here for you.
Lira: And don't say that you don't because I read your diary.
Guardian: YOU READ MY DIARY?!?!?!?
Fluffy-Sama: Why should that matter? (Grabs Kelly and kisses her)
Guardian: (Kisses him back)
Lira: Isn't it almost time to end this?
The Saiyan: Sad but true. Well, I'm sorry that I haven't given Shippo a girlfriend yet. I still want to see what you readers have to say. And don't forget to review. Ja na!