The Saiyan: Hay! I'm back and I brought a new chapter as well!
Inu: Who cares. Just hurry up! I want to see Kikyo and the rest of the people get killed. Again.
Kirara: Mew mew mew mew? (But what about Shippos girlfriend?)
The Saiyan: I'll announce that at the end of the chapter.
Kag: So can I start it?
The Saiyan: Go ahead
Kag: YAY! The Saiyan owns nothing. This idea belongs to Ligar Zero X
Kag: (Sees that Inuyasha is setting up a PS3) What are you doing, Inu-Chan?
Inu: Oh, I'm just setting up this PlayStation 3 (Yes, I made a PS3) I also want to try out this new game called DBZMK (Dragonball Z Mortal Kombat)
Kag: Cool. Hay! I have an idea! (Whispers something into Inuyashas ears)
Inu: (Starts smirking) Well, go for it Kag-Chan
Kag: (Grabs the game ant starts to chant an enchantment spell) (Finishes and puts the game into the PS3) Let's go, lover-boy
(Inu and Kag leaves)
(Naraku, Jaken, Hojo, and Kikyo arrive)
Jaken: (Stares at the PS3) What is this contraction?
Hojo: It's a PS3
Naraku: And look at the case. It matches the thingy inside. (Hands it over to Kikyo)
Kikyo: (Reading the DBZMK case) Sick and tired of always getting his ass kicked, Shaul Kahn leaves to another realm to try and take it over. Unfortunately for him, this just happens to be the Z-fighters realm. It's Mortal Kombat. Only DBZ style. Includes Fatalities, Babalities, Animalities, Friendships, Brutalities, Michael-Jakson-alities, and much more.
Hojo: Cool!
(All of a sudden a blue light surrounds them and pulls them into the game)
Naraku: What the jigoku?!
Jaken: What is this place?
(Inu and Kag come back, along with The Saiyan)
The Saiyan: That was a great idea, Inu
Inu: I know.
Kag: So are you up for a game?
The Saiyan: Sure!
(All 3 grab PS3 controllers)
(TV Screen)
Jaken, Kikyo, Naraku, and Hobo, er Hojo VS Vegetto, Gogeta, Launch, and Videl
The Saiyan: So are you guys ready?
Inu/Kag: Yep!
(In the TV)
Kikyo: Who are they?
Jaken: I don't know, but for some reason, I can't move!
Hojo: Me neather!
Strange voice: Fight!
Naraku: Well, you heard the strange voice. Lets fight.
Kikyo: But I still can't move
(Vegetto, Gogeta, Launch, and Videl kicks their asses)
Strange voice: Finish them!
(Screen goes dark)
(Vegetto powers up a Big Bang Attack)
(Gogeta powers up a Super Khamehameha)
(Launch pulls out many, many large guns)
(Videl grabs a dude wearing a cloth over his head)
Vegetto: BIG BANG ATTACK! (Annihilates Naraku)
Gogeta: SUPER KHAMEHAMEHA! (Annihilates Kikyo)
Launch: TOTAL ASSAULT! (Pummels Jaken with many, many bullets)
Videl: (Ties string onto hood and runs away) Time to die ass-hole! (Pulls string to reveal Michael Jackson!)
Hojo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Dies and his ghost runs away)
(Suddenly a new screen shows up)
Screen: Jaken, Hojo, Kikyo, and Naraku Vs Yada, yada, tada
(In the real world)
The Saiyan: I put in some game shark codes
Kag: Which ones?
The Saiyan: Infinite lives
Inu: Cool. (Grabs popcorn and some very comfy chairs) Popcorn, anyone?
Ligar Zero X (Suddenly shows up) Whacha watching?
The Saiyan: Naraku, Kikyo, Jaken, and Hobo getting killed over and over again.
Ligar Zero X: Cool. (Sits in a comfy chair) Pass the popcorn please
Kag: (Sits on Inus lap) Sure. (Passes popcorn)
Everybody: (Laughs as Naraku and crew get killed again)
Vegeta: Well that was stupid
The Saiyan: You're just mad 'cause you weren't in the beginning.
Vegeta: That's beside the point. Where is that perverted monk? I haven't seen him all day.
Kag: Come to think of it, I haven't seen Sango neither.
Inu: Knowing that hentai, I know what they're doing right now
Kag: 0_0 THEY ARE NOT! Knowing Sango, they're probably just making out
The Saiyan: Or they could just be dry humping.
Vegeta: No, without the cloths. Much more pleasurable that way.
The Saiyan: True
Ligar Zero X: Hay, TS, what about Shippos gf?
The Saiyan: Oh ya. I'll reviel her next chapter when Shippo returns. Also, Should Fluffy-Sama return as well? Well, that's all. Don't forget to review.
Inu: Who cares. Just hurry up! I want to see Kikyo and the rest of the people get killed. Again.
Kirara: Mew mew mew mew? (But what about Shippos girlfriend?)
The Saiyan: I'll announce that at the end of the chapter.
Kag: So can I start it?
The Saiyan: Go ahead
Kag: YAY! The Saiyan owns nothing. This idea belongs to Ligar Zero X
Kag: (Sees that Inuyasha is setting up a PS3) What are you doing, Inu-Chan?
Inu: Oh, I'm just setting up this PlayStation 3 (Yes, I made a PS3) I also want to try out this new game called DBZMK (Dragonball Z Mortal Kombat)
Kag: Cool. Hay! I have an idea! (Whispers something into Inuyashas ears)
Inu: (Starts smirking) Well, go for it Kag-Chan
Kag: (Grabs the game ant starts to chant an enchantment spell) (Finishes and puts the game into the PS3) Let's go, lover-boy
(Inu and Kag leaves)
(Naraku, Jaken, Hojo, and Kikyo arrive)
Jaken: (Stares at the PS3) What is this contraction?
Hojo: It's a PS3
Naraku: And look at the case. It matches the thingy inside. (Hands it over to Kikyo)
Kikyo: (Reading the DBZMK case) Sick and tired of always getting his ass kicked, Shaul Kahn leaves to another realm to try and take it over. Unfortunately for him, this just happens to be the Z-fighters realm. It's Mortal Kombat. Only DBZ style. Includes Fatalities, Babalities, Animalities, Friendships, Brutalities, Michael-Jakson-alities, and much more.
Hojo: Cool!
(All of a sudden a blue light surrounds them and pulls them into the game)
Naraku: What the jigoku?!
Jaken: What is this place?
(Inu and Kag come back, along with The Saiyan)
The Saiyan: That was a great idea, Inu
Inu: I know.
Kag: So are you up for a game?
The Saiyan: Sure!
(All 3 grab PS3 controllers)
(TV Screen)
Jaken, Kikyo, Naraku, and Hobo, er Hojo VS Vegetto, Gogeta, Launch, and Videl
The Saiyan: So are you guys ready?
Inu/Kag: Yep!
(In the TV)
Kikyo: Who are they?
Jaken: I don't know, but for some reason, I can't move!
Hojo: Me neather!
Strange voice: Fight!
Naraku: Well, you heard the strange voice. Lets fight.
Kikyo: But I still can't move
(Vegetto, Gogeta, Launch, and Videl kicks their asses)
Strange voice: Finish them!
(Screen goes dark)
(Vegetto powers up a Big Bang Attack)
(Gogeta powers up a Super Khamehameha)
(Launch pulls out many, many large guns)
(Videl grabs a dude wearing a cloth over his head)
Vegetto: BIG BANG ATTACK! (Annihilates Naraku)
Gogeta: SUPER KHAMEHAMEHA! (Annihilates Kikyo)
Launch: TOTAL ASSAULT! (Pummels Jaken with many, many bullets)
Videl: (Ties string onto hood and runs away) Time to die ass-hole! (Pulls string to reveal Michael Jackson!)
Hojo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Dies and his ghost runs away)
(Suddenly a new screen shows up)
Screen: Jaken, Hojo, Kikyo, and Naraku Vs Yada, yada, tada
(In the real world)
The Saiyan: I put in some game shark codes
Kag: Which ones?
The Saiyan: Infinite lives
Inu: Cool. (Grabs popcorn and some very comfy chairs) Popcorn, anyone?
Ligar Zero X (Suddenly shows up) Whacha watching?
The Saiyan: Naraku, Kikyo, Jaken, and Hobo getting killed over and over again.
Ligar Zero X: Cool. (Sits in a comfy chair) Pass the popcorn please
Kag: (Sits on Inus lap) Sure. (Passes popcorn)
Everybody: (Laughs as Naraku and crew get killed again)
Vegeta: Well that was stupid
The Saiyan: You're just mad 'cause you weren't in the beginning.
Vegeta: That's beside the point. Where is that perverted monk? I haven't seen him all day.
Kag: Come to think of it, I haven't seen Sango neither.
Inu: Knowing that hentai, I know what they're doing right now
Kag: 0_0 THEY ARE NOT! Knowing Sango, they're probably just making out
The Saiyan: Or they could just be dry humping.
Vegeta: No, without the cloths. Much more pleasurable that way.
The Saiyan: True
Ligar Zero X: Hay, TS, what about Shippos gf?
The Saiyan: Oh ya. I'll reviel her next chapter when Shippo returns. Also, Should Fluffy-Sama return as well? Well, that's all. Don't forget to review.