The Saiyan: Hey there! I'm back w/ a brand new chapter!

Vegeta: Yippee (Insert sarcasm)

Inu: Also the people have spoken. My older brother's name will be changed back.

Sesshomarou: Finally!

Kag: When he lets us shave his tail-thingy ^_^

Sesshomarou: NO! NOT MY PUFF! (Stroks his puff)

The Saiyan: Then you shall stay as Fluffy-Sama.

Fluffy-Sama: -_- I hate you all.

The Saiyan: I know. Well, lets start the chapter.

Miroku: And TS does not own Inuyasha or this chapter. This idea belongs to iluvelinkinpark.

(Kikyo is walking around, looking for Inuyasha)

Kikyo: (is grabed from behind) HAY! WHO ARE YOU?

The Saiyan: I am the all-mighty warrior and author, The Saiyan. (Throws her into the land of Random torture)

Kikyo: (after being thrown into land of Random Torture) NO! NOT POKEMON! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

(later.............................)

Kikyo: (is tied up in a chair in front of a big screen TV) (Suddenly Kagome and Inuyasha appear on the screen) Hey! That's Kagome and Inuyasha! Um, what are they doing? HEY WAIT! NO! HES MINE YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM AND HIS BODY PARTS! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!

(Even later.................)

Kikyo: NO! DON'T GIVE HIM THAT!

(TV shows picture of Inuyasha receiving a get into heaven free pass)

(Suddenly Kikyo is dropped into a cage full of evil monkeys)

Monkeys: We are the monkey overlords. You will die now you skanky-looking human-wannabe

Kikyo: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (She is then killed by a bunch of evil monkeys and is thrown out of the cage)

(iluvlinkinpark walks by, conveniently with all 7 dragonballs)

iluvlinkinpark: Hey look. Kikyos dead and I missed it! Hey! I can revive her with the dragonballs! (Summons Shenlong)

Shenlong: Name your two wishes. Speak now

iluvlinkinpark: I wish to revive the one called Kikyo

Shenlong: It has been granted. Name your second wish

Kikyo: (is revived) I'm alive! YAY!

iluvlinkinpark: Now I wish for a giant Kikyo sized Garbage Disposal!

Shenlong: (Drops Yucky-Trash Eater 5,000,000) It has been done. Farewell

(Shenlong disappears and the dragonballs scatter across the earth)

Kikyo: (Looking at the Yucky-Trash Eater 5,000,000) Um, whats that for?

iluvlinkinpark: This ( (Throws Kikyo into it ant turns it on)

Kikyo: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (is shredded up like garbage)

iluvlinkinpark: (Walks over to Jaken and pulls out Tetsusaiga in one hand and Tenseiga in the other)

Jaken: Um, who are you? And what are you planning on doing with those swords? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! (Is killed by Tetsusaiga then revived by Tenseiga repeatedly)

iluvlinkinpark (After being revived again) Here you go ugly (Hands Jaken a mirror)

Jaken: Why thank you (Looks into the mirror) THAT FACE! ITS SO HORRABLE! (dies from shock)

Miroku: And there you have it.

Sango: Another chapter completed

Fluffy-sama: So does that mean?

The Saiyan: That's right people. I'm back with a vengeance!