The Saiyan: Hi everybody!
Vegeta: Oh hell no
Inu: That's right. It's time to kill Jaken and Kikyo!
Sango: But before we begin, The Saiyan does not own Inuyasha
Kag: And the chapter idea belongs to kasia matsubishi
We find Miroku with Kikyo (Gasp)
Miroku: Damn your spell Kikyo (Starts to feel Kikyo up)
Kikyo: Oh Miroku
Miroku: Kikyo. Will you please bear my child? (In spiteful voice)
Sango: (Walks over to see that Kikyo has Miroku in a spell) Kikyo! You bitch! (Throws her big boomerang at kikyo)
Kikyo: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Head gets sliced off) XX
Sango: (Picks up head) Now what are we going to do with this?
Fluffy-Sama: (Suddenly appears) I know what we could do with it. Give it to me.
Sango: OK (Gives him kikyo's head)
Fluffy-Sama: Thank you (Disappears just as mysteriously has he appeared)
Miroku: Hey, how did he disappear like that?
Sango: How the hell should I know. I didn't write this fic
(Many days later. Now its Christmas time! YAY!)
Fluffy-Sama: Here Jaken. Merry Fucking Christmas (Gives him a present)
Jaken: Thank you mi lord. (Opens the present to reveal Kikyo's head) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (Screams and runs around like a chicken with it's head cut off)
Fluffy-Sama: There's an idea (Takes Tokijin and hacks Jaken into many many pieces then revives him with tensuiaga. Gives him a mirror)
Jaken: Thank you. (Looks in the mirror) ITS UGLY! (Bursts into flames)
Kagura: And now one left to go (Magically turns kikyo back into a clay pot)
Fluffy-Sama (Puts Jaken in a microwave and burns up his remains, then sticks tem in the clay pot, then revives them both)
Jaken: Why is it so dark?
The clay pot: WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON?!?!
Fluffy-Sama: Your death. (Throws the microwave into the river)
Jaken/Clay Pot: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!1 (ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP) XX
Kagura: Now all we have to do is kill of Homo
Fluffy-Sama: I think that's Hobo
Inu: No, It's Hoho
Kag: It's dumbass. Look (Points at Hojo)
Everybody: (Looks at Hojo)
Hojo: (Is standing in a toilet) I wonder what this does? (Flushes it) COOL RIDE! (Goes down the toilet and drowns) XX
Everybody: (Falls down Anime style)
Miroku: Well there you have it. Another fine story of killing Jaken and Kikyo. How many times does that make?
Inu: I don't know. I lost count after 5
Kag: Anyways, come on Inu-Chan (Drags him to the nearest closet)
(Suddenly noises and moans can be heard)
Sango: They sure don't waste any time do they?
Miroku: Nope. When can we do that? (Grabs her ass)
Sango: HENTAI! (Slaps him) (Whispers) How about when all the readers are gone?
Miroku: (Whispers back) Deal
The Saiyan: Well that's all for now. Ja ne