TS: And I am back with another chapter courtesy of the lovely and talented Cattails! Also I own nothing.
Kag: I just got a package from a crazy relative I'd never heard of before!
Inu: Wow... this is a bit suspicious...
Shippou: Oh! presents!
Sango: Well, open it, Kag-chan!
Kag: (opens box) (reads card) "To my step neice, twice removed, with love. I sent this to you on the off chance you could use it should you ever have exploits in the past in which you torture four witless victims with a vast array of different forms of pain. Also, the contents of this box, as well as the characters utilized in this story, do not belong to me or the reigning author of this story... they belong to Rumiko Takahashi, who probably swims in her millions every day. Good Luck!"
Miroku: Wow, that was oddly specific...
Cattails: (sitting at home) I'm not REALLY related to Kag, I just thought that stuff would be...useful. tee hee hee. Besides... MY crazy aunts send me odd stuff all the time!
Kag: There's alot of stuff in here... what's this? "french chef in a box...just add water." hm.
Fluffy-sama: Your mindless prattle continues without bounds, Jaken. I shall be forced to dispose of you.
Jaken: eh?
Rin: Fluffy-sama says, 'hasta la vista, baby!'
Jaken: (is drop-kicked over the horizon) I grow tired of this treatment. (looks up) oh, no.
TS: Oh no is right! hey, I actually have a PART here!
Cattails: (appears) You know I wouldn't leave out one of my favorite authors from his own story! (disappears)
TS: She really creeps me out. and so do you, you disgusting... frog, I think...what ARE you, anyway?
Kag: Dead. (adds water to FCIAB)
FCIAB: oh ho ho! a leetle froggie! an ugly froggie, but c'est la vive. i shall make ze beegest frog legs ze culinary arts 'ave ever seen! Viva la France!
Jaken: ah! (is deep fried in batter and served to Goshinki.)
Kag: what else is in here?
Vegeta: who cares?
Cattails: (appears) oh come on, you don't find any of this even MILDLY amusing?
Vegeta: no.
Cattails: then why are you still here? (disappears)
Vegeta: She creeps ME out, too.
Kag: pottery glaze. I know where THIS is going...
Kikyo: Inu! Enough wasting time! it is your DUTY to die with me!
Shippou: She has GREAT timing!
Kag: (smirk) Kikyo, how could I ever think I was even CLOSE to your power? I am only an immitation of your greatness. please, take this as a token of my respect for you. (hands kikyo pottery glaze w/ a stick of dynomite in it) 3...2...1...
BLAM!!
Kikyo: (all covered in glaze) can't...move...!
TS: oops! (knocks kikyo into a kiln)
Kikyo: (is now pottery)
Kag: (pulls mallet out of box) (smashes Kikyo to bits)
Inu: wow, your step-aunt twice removed really knows what she's doing!
Kag: except for this... (pulls out orange juice concentrate) that's useless! (tosses it away)
Hojo: what's this? "concentrate"? (stares blanky at can)
Random passer by: whatcha doin'?
Hojo: concentrating. (dies of starvation weeks later because he was concentrating too hard to remember to eat)
Kag: (pulls out odd pinkish staff-type-thing) this looks like what Sailor Moon uses...
TS: well, give it a wave!
Kag: this isn't gonna change my outfit, is it?
Vegeta: maybe it'll be an improvement.
Kag: (death glare Vegeta) (swings scepter) ("pretty Sailor scouts" theme plays) hmm. doesn't look like anything happened. (checks batteries) they're in backweards! no wonder.
Koga: (runs up) (looks like sailor moon)
Miroku: well, you look... different! again...
Koga: what is it with you people and making me a transvestite?
Vegeta: you wish it on yourself. YOU'RE the one wearing a FUR MINISKIRT.
Koga: IT'S NOT A MINISKIRT!
Vegeta: whatever you say, missie.
Koga: why, you...!
Kag: a furby? garbage! (tosses it over shoulder)
furby: (lands near koga) furby wuvs you!
Koga: AH! it's horrible, it's sickening! IT'S INSANITY! (dies of furby overdose)
TS: damn. we lose more idiots that way.
Cattails: (appears) this'll be my last appearance in this review/chapter thing! I PROMISE! I just wanna say, toodles, everyone! you have not seen the last of me! (dissappears)
Inu: how the hell does she DO that?
Vegeta: WHY the hell does she do that?
Cattails: (appears) ok, I lied. (whacks Vegeta upside the head) I think I may have to make that a tradition. (disappears)
TS: I have to agree with her there
Vegeta: You're just saying that 'cause you think she's cute
TS: That may be true but i realy wonder how she dissapears like that.
Inu: Why?
TS: Cause it kinda FREAKS ME OUT! Anyways, thats all for now. Later
Kag: I just got a package from a crazy relative I'd never heard of before!
Inu: Wow... this is a bit suspicious...
Shippou: Oh! presents!
Sango: Well, open it, Kag-chan!
Kag: (opens box) (reads card) "To my step neice, twice removed, with love. I sent this to you on the off chance you could use it should you ever have exploits in the past in which you torture four witless victims with a vast array of different forms of pain. Also, the contents of this box, as well as the characters utilized in this story, do not belong to me or the reigning author of this story... they belong to Rumiko Takahashi, who probably swims in her millions every day. Good Luck!"
Miroku: Wow, that was oddly specific...
Cattails: (sitting at home) I'm not REALLY related to Kag, I just thought that stuff would be...useful. tee hee hee. Besides... MY crazy aunts send me odd stuff all the time!
Kag: There's alot of stuff in here... what's this? "french chef in a box...just add water." hm.
Fluffy-sama: Your mindless prattle continues without bounds, Jaken. I shall be forced to dispose of you.
Jaken: eh?
Rin: Fluffy-sama says, 'hasta la vista, baby!'
Jaken: (is drop-kicked over the horizon) I grow tired of this treatment. (looks up) oh, no.
TS: Oh no is right! hey, I actually have a PART here!
Cattails: (appears) You know I wouldn't leave out one of my favorite authors from his own story! (disappears)
TS: She really creeps me out. and so do you, you disgusting... frog, I think...what ARE you, anyway?
Kag: Dead. (adds water to FCIAB)
FCIAB: oh ho ho! a leetle froggie! an ugly froggie, but c'est la vive. i shall make ze beegest frog legs ze culinary arts 'ave ever seen! Viva la France!
Jaken: ah! (is deep fried in batter and served to Goshinki.)
Kag: what else is in here?
Vegeta: who cares?
Cattails: (appears) oh come on, you don't find any of this even MILDLY amusing?
Vegeta: no.
Cattails: then why are you still here? (disappears)
Vegeta: She creeps ME out, too.
Kag: pottery glaze. I know where THIS is going...
Kikyo: Inu! Enough wasting time! it is your DUTY to die with me!
Shippou: She has GREAT timing!
Kag: (smirk) Kikyo, how could I ever think I was even CLOSE to your power? I am only an immitation of your greatness. please, take this as a token of my respect for you. (hands kikyo pottery glaze w/ a stick of dynomite in it) 3...2...1...
BLAM!!
Kikyo: (all covered in glaze) can't...move...!
TS: oops! (knocks kikyo into a kiln)
Kikyo: (is now pottery)
Kag: (pulls mallet out of box) (smashes Kikyo to bits)
Inu: wow, your step-aunt twice removed really knows what she's doing!
Kag: except for this... (pulls out orange juice concentrate) that's useless! (tosses it away)
Hojo: what's this? "concentrate"? (stares blanky at can)
Random passer by: whatcha doin'?
Hojo: concentrating. (dies of starvation weeks later because he was concentrating too hard to remember to eat)
Kag: (pulls out odd pinkish staff-type-thing) this looks like what Sailor Moon uses...
TS: well, give it a wave!
Kag: this isn't gonna change my outfit, is it?
Vegeta: maybe it'll be an improvement.
Kag: (death glare Vegeta) (swings scepter) ("pretty Sailor scouts" theme plays) hmm. doesn't look like anything happened. (checks batteries) they're in backweards! no wonder.
Koga: (runs up) (looks like sailor moon)
Miroku: well, you look... different! again...
Koga: what is it with you people and making me a transvestite?
Vegeta: you wish it on yourself. YOU'RE the one wearing a FUR MINISKIRT.
Koga: IT'S NOT A MINISKIRT!
Vegeta: whatever you say, missie.
Koga: why, you...!
Kag: a furby? garbage! (tosses it over shoulder)
furby: (lands near koga) furby wuvs you!
Koga: AH! it's horrible, it's sickening! IT'S INSANITY! (dies of furby overdose)
TS: damn. we lose more idiots that way.
Cattails: (appears) this'll be my last appearance in this review/chapter thing! I PROMISE! I just wanna say, toodles, everyone! you have not seen the last of me! (dissappears)
Inu: how the hell does she DO that?
Vegeta: WHY the hell does she do that?
Cattails: (appears) ok, I lied. (whacks Vegeta upside the head) I think I may have to make that a tradition. (disappears)
TS: I have to agree with her there
Vegeta: You're just saying that 'cause you think she's cute
TS: That may be true but i realy wonder how she dissapears like that.
Inu: Why?
TS: Cause it kinda FREAKS ME OUT! Anyways, thats all for now. Later