The Saiyan: Hey everybody! I'm back with a brand new chapter for The many ways to kill Jaken and Kikyo!
Vegeta: So you want a cookie?
Shippo: I want one!
Shippo's girlfriend: Me too!
Kag: Here you go (Gives Shippo and Shippo's girlfriend a cookie)
Both:
Miroku: Should you say it or shall I?
Inu: Be my guest Miroku
Miroku: The Saiyan does not own anything in this chapter. The plot belongs to Megu-chan1
Jaken and Kikyo where walking in the forest when they ran into a sprite
Sprite: Hey look! It's dumb and ass
Jaken: (Looks around) WHERE?
Kikyo: (Doing the same) I don't see them
Sprite: (sweatdrops) Never mind. Look what I got (Pulls out acid)
Jaken: (Looks at it) Isn't that acid?
Sprite: Um…………………………no?
Kikyo: Good enough for me (Takes the acid and starts to drink it)
Jaken: HEY! Don't hog it all! (Takes it and starts drinking it)
Kikyo/Jaken (Drink acid until they eventually die) XX
Sprite: That was fun! (Walks away playing the Japanese theme song of Dragonball GT)
(Suddenly Kenshin appears out of nowhere)
Kenshin: What has happened? (Looks and sees the dead bodies of Jaken and Kikyo) Well they deserved it that they did. (walks off and runs into Hojo)
Hojo: Hi! You're a pretty girl. Do you wanna go fuck sometime?
Kenshin: 00 You did not just call me a girl! Heiten Metsarugi style ((I have NO idea how to spell it)) Special Hojo killing attack! (Uses the reverse blade sword and slices Hojo right in half, sending the top half into Naraku, sending him into a conveniently placed tank of sharks.)
Mysterious voice: KENSHIN WINS. DOUBLE FATALITY. FLAWLESS VICTORY.
Kenshin: Oro?
Sango: Mortal Kombat voice?
Inu: So what? It's an awesome game!
The Saiyan: Hell ya it is!
Fluffy-Sama: And now we're at the end of the chapter. And Damn it you still haven't gave me my real name back!
Kagura: Oh well fluffy. Well until The Saiyan decides to up-date, whenever that is, that's all for now. Ja ne!