Vegeta: Sure you where...
Inu: I agree with Vegeta
The Saiyan: Well nobody asked you two. But on a lighter note I do have a special guest
Kagome: Who's that?
The Saiyan: Why no other then the great Ranma Satome and Akane Tendo!
(A distant noise is heard)
Voice: RANMA NO BAKA!
(Ranma comes flying into the room and lands face-first on Miroku's head)
Miroku: (Swirlly-eyes)
The Saiyan: And that would be Ranma
(Akane storms into the room and stands on Ranma)
The Saiyan: And that would be Akane Tendo
Akane: (Shakes my hand) It's a pleasure to be hear T.S
The Saiyan: The pleasure's all mine. Would you care to do the disclaimer Akane?
Akane: Sure. T.S owns nothing. This chapter Idea belongs to moonlightdemonKita
Kikyo: (Runs into 2 adorable twin girl) Hello there Kanna: (Different Kanna) Hello will you show us how to shoot arrows?
Hanna: We aren't very good at it
Kikyo: Of course I will just watch me (Stands in front of them and points arrow at tree)
Twins: (Smile evilly to each other and shoot her in the back too many times to count and laugh evilly as she turns to ashes)
Hojo: (Walks into the woods and sees a girl throwing daggers at a tree) Hello my names Hojo and I was wondering if you would like to go to the movies with me this Saturday
Kimbianu: (Whistles and giant 3-heaed dog shows up) Cerberus lunch! (Points at Hojo and Cerberus eats him leaving a very bloody mess) Good puppy (Pets Cerberus)
Naraku: (Walks around and runs into a young Kitsune child)
Yumi: Hi mister monkey Ketchup packet!
Naraku: I am Naraku not whatever it was you just called me
Yumi: You're right you smell more like old moldy french cheese
Naraku: (Stabs Yumi in the arm with one of his tentacles)
Saesina: (Jumps out of nowhere baring her fangs and hacks Naraku to tiny pieces starting with his head) No body lays a hand on my sister got that you dead piece of shit!
Jaken: (Walks around and finds a bottle of with plastic explosive stuff in it) Well I am thirsty (Drinks it and blows up)
Kita: Yea we did it! everyone give a bow Twins: We only listen to master Lita!
Kita: you morons I am Master Lita…sort of anyways now bow to TS and everyone else!
Sae: I bow to no one so you can kiss my ass!
Kimbianu: same here!
Kita: (Growls and forces everyone to bow) There now see ya (All 5 leave)
Vegeta: Well
The Saiyan: That was
Ranma: Unexpected
(All 3 males nod)
The Saiyan: Hey Ranma. How about teaching me some of that Anything-Goes-Martial-Arts?
Ranma: Sure
(We both leave and train)
Kag: Boys
Akane: You said it
(Both sigh)
Akane: Well since T.S isn't here I guess we should end the chapter
Kag: Looks that way
Akane: Well that's all for now
(Sign in the background) Review now or taste the wrath of Akane's cooking!