Inu: Did you REALLY have to do that?
The Saiyan: No, not really.
Miroku: (Looking slightly annoyed) Well at least he's honest
The Saiyan: Well I think that my lovely readers, especially the hot girls out there, have waited long enough for an update on this story, so its about time I give them one. And this time the plot will belong to………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………...………………………………... ME! Making my grand total of original plots to…..2
Inu: Can we just start killing them already?
The Saiyan: Sure. Why not?
Miroku: The Saiyan does not own anything…except for the plot…for once
The Saiyan: (Knocks Miroku out)
Sango: (Walks into my room) Hey T.S
The Saiyan: (Looks over) Hey Sango
Sango: Whacha doin?
The Saiyan: Playin Resident Evil Outbreak
Sango: Which one?
The Saiyan: File 2
Sango: Can I play?
The Saiyan: (Pulls out his friends PS2 that was left) Sure
Sango: Cool (grabs a controller and starts playing) Hey! Why does that Zombie look like Kikyo?
The Saiyan: (Smirks) Cause I put her there. (Looks at the screen) Didn't I Kikyo?
Kikyo: (From the screen) DAMN YOU T.S! WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE IM GOINT TO… (Gets blasted with a Bazooka by Sango)
The Saiyan: Nice shot. Wanna go see what the others are up to?
Sango: Sure
(Both turn off the PS2 and walk outside and run into Jaken)
Jaken: (singing, not noticing anything) Bob the Builder CAN WE FIX IT?
The Saiyan: No, its broken…HEY! YOUR NOT DAVID! (Pulls out a shit-load of sub-machine riffles) TAKE THIS YOU…YOU…What the hell are you anyways?
Jaken: You know I'm not to sure myself
The Saiyan: Oh well (Uses both guns to obliterate Jaken, and then some)
Sango: Overkill much?
The Saiyan: (Rub back of his head slightly embarrassed) Well…I had to make sure that he was dead…didn't I?
Sango: Whatever you say. Who do we have now? And why are we the only ones here
The Saiyan: We have Homo…hobo…hoho…whatever the hell his name is, and Naraku. As for why we're the only ones here…I'm not sure
Sango: (Shrugs and follows him as they search for homo the hobo and the monkey)
The Saiyan: Here jack-ass jack-ass jack-ass. Where are you?
Sango: (Looks at him) You don't seriously think that's going to work do you?
Hojo: (appears out of thin air) You called?
The Saiyan: (Smirks at Sango in a 'Told you it would work' type of way)
Sango: (Sticks her tongue out at him)
Hojo: What do you want? I heard you calling for me
The Saiyan: Well Hojo I want to let you know…….that….uh….you….won a prize?
Sango: (smacks her head)
Hojo: Really? That's great! (turns to Sango) By the way, would you like to go to the movies with me this Saturday?
Sango: (Looks repulsed) I think I'll pass
Hojo: So what do I win?
The Saiyan: (Grins in a very evil way) You win all the food that you can eat! (pulls out a table full of food)
Hojo: REALLY! AWSOME! (Sits at the table and takes one bite of the food) GAK! (Melts away)
Sango: What the hell did you do to that food T.S?
The Saiyan: (Looks at her) I forgot to mention that the food was prepared by both Akane AND Media didn't I?
Sango: Now that was just plane mean!
The Saiyan: So sue me
Sango; I'm pretty sure a lot of people do
The Saiyan: (Remembers all of the people that he pissed of) Ya. That's a lot of people…
Sango: Well lets just find Naraku so we can finish this damn chapter and maybe we can find out where everybody else is at
The Saiyan: (Nods) You know I just cant help but think that I'm forgetting something though
Sango: We'll worry about that later. Now where in the blue hell could Naraku be?
The Saiyan: Why don't we have him come to us?
Sango: And how are we going to do that?
The Saiyan: Simple. We shall build a trap for him.
Sango: well you do that then
The Saiyan: Ok
Half an hour later
The Saiyan: Ok I'm done
Sango: Please tell me your joking!
(The trap consists of a box being propped up by a stick and a banana inside the box. The stick has a string tied around it)
The Saiyan: Nope. Now watch
Naraku: (Walks up and sees the box) Now really! What kind of idiot would…..hey, a banana! (goes under the box to get the banana)
The Saiyan: (Pulls the string and pulls the stick w/it, making the box fall onto Naraku)
Naraku: Help! Let me out of this damn trap!
Sango: I don't know why or how he fell in that trap but who am I to complain?
The Saiyan: Honestly I don't know but be aware I have a big plan after this
Sango: And what's that?
The Saiyan: You'll see after the end of the chapter
Sango: You mean after we kill Naraku then
The Saiyan: Yep
Naraku: (Still trapped in the box) Uh…can somebody let me out?
The Saiyan: Hm…..what do you say Sango? Shall we kill him together?
Sango: I'd be more then happy to T.S
(Sango grabs her boomerang while T.S grabs his butterfly-edge sword)
Naraku: (Finally gets out of the box and look at us) ………Shit
(Sango throws her boomerang while T.S hacks at him with his butterfly-edge)
Sango: Well that was fun
The Saiyan: Yes it was. Hey, what's this? (Picks up a piece of paper) So that's why nobody's here!
Sango: Well?
The Saiyan: Turns out that I gave everybody a week's vacation and forgot all about it
Sango: (Falls down anime style)
The Saiyan: Well it's the end of the chapter and I have a few things to say. First will be the very first Many Ways to Kill Jaken and Kikyo Christmas Bash! That's right everyone! A Christmas Bash where every single author and/or person that has ever made an appearance and/or wrote a chapter shall be gathered for 1 exciting party! I will need e-mail from everybody that has appeared in it. That includes Cattails, GirlLoki, Guardian, ssjinpan2, and many others. Hopefully I'll get e-mail from all those people.
Sango: And the 2nd?
The Saiyan: Well this goes out to a special friend of mine. I used to do it to her all the time and well here it goes……………………..
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with that itty biddy waist
And shakes that round thing in your face you get…………………….feelings!
Sango: (Falls down)
The Saiyan: Well thats all for now. dont forget to review. Ja Ne!