The Saiyan: Hello! Welcome back what might be considered another great chapter of The Many Ways to kill Jaken and Kikyo!
Inu: About time
The Saiyan: Meanie
Sango: Anyways, despite the fact that I'm still pissed off at T.S for the little stunt that he pulled earlier.
The Saiyan: Come on Sango! It's not like I did it on purpose!
Sango: So?
The Saiyan: (Sighs head in defeat). Let's just get this chapter started already
Kag: The Saiyan doesn't own a thing. The Idea for this chapter belongs to MoonStar 2005
(Sesshoumaru and Rin are, unfortunately, walking with everybody's favorite toad-like-thingy that we all love to kill)
Jaken: (Shouting). Don't leave me behind Sesshomaru-sama!
(Suddenly Kikyo steps in from the trees)
Kikyo: Sesshoumaru I will give you a dollar 25 (cents) if you help me kill Inuyasha and his little bitch.
Jaken: OMG IT'S ANOTHER HOT CHICK THAT HATES ME AND LOVES SESSHOMARU! I WILL SHOW YOU! (Burns Kikyo to nice golden crisp)
Inu: Hey! I saw that you…you…you know I really have to find out what the hell you are one of these days. (Rips Jaken apart with his claws)
Sesshoumaru: (Just stands there) Rin lets go.
Rin: Alright Fluffy-sama
(Sesshoumaru and Rin leave a rotting Jaken behind and a confuse Inuyasha behind)
Kagome: (Walks behind Inuyasha screaming). Why did you leave us behind?
(Naraku magically shows up in a pink 2-piece bikini)
Inu gang: 0.0 (Blinks)
Naraku: (Looks at Inuyasha and starts to sing badly). Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I say "No"
I don't think life is quite that simple.
When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
Kagome: (Just looks at him)
Sango/Miroku/Shippo: (On the ground laughing as hard as they possibly can)
Naraku: (Stops singing and looks at Inuyasha). Don't fuck with the Princess.
(Hojo suddenly appears)
Hojo: (Looks at Naraku) Oh baby there you are! I have been looking every where for you
Naraku: (Screams like a little girl.) Nooooooooo He found me!
Sesshoumaru: (Returns and Kills Naraku) Annoying little monkey (Walks away)
Hojo: My true love! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (sits down and cries)
Kag: (About to die laughing)
Kouga: I the wild wolf demon am sick and tired of hearing that pathetic human wail (Eats Hojo.) 00 Oh shit…(Dies from Hojo poisoning)
The Saiyan: Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's all the time we got
Vegeta: What the hell are you talking about? We still got 20 minutes left
Inu: Well there goes getting off work early
Kag: Like you work anyways
Inu: That's beside the point
Kag: No, that IS the point
The Saiyan: Who cares? Point is that we' have successfully ended another chapter
Miroku: So why don't we just end already. And remember to review.
The Saiyan: And don't forget about the Christmas Bash being held. Author/authoress who hasn't e-mailed me yet please do. And any author/authoress that hasn't been in any of the chapters yet and wants to join e-mail me and we'll talk. Well, that's all for now. Ja ne!