The Saiyan: Welcome everybody to a very special Christmas edition of The Many ways to kill Jaken and Kikyo!
Vegeta: (sarcastic) Yay
Kag: Come on Vegeta. Get into the Christmas mood!
Vegeta: (Death Glare)
Kag: (Laughs nervously) Right. Anyways this chapter is going to be a bit different then the rest.
Inu: Different as in that 1) It's a party, 2) There are guests from the previous chapters, 3) Jaken, Kikyo, Hojo, and Naraku will be killed very numerous way instead of just 1, and 4) Santa clause will be here later on. And 5)….I have no idea
Everybody: (Face-faults)
Miroku: Well I guess we should get the chapter started so I can go get drunk
Sango: (Smacks Miroku) The Saiyan owns nothing except for this story and the idea of having a party. Everything else such as what happens at the party belongs to the readers who without this story would not exist.
Inu: Well that was rather long winded wasn't it?
Kag: (Smacks him) So? Now why don't you be a good boy and go decorate the Christmas tree. And Miroku and T.S can go help.
Inu/Miroku/The Saiyan: Christmas tree?
Sango: (Twitches). Don't tell me you forgot about the Christmas tree!
The Saiyan: (Chuckles nervously) Well…..there's a funny story about that……
Kag: (Twitching). Don't tell me…
Sango: (Also twitching). That you forgot…
Both: (Very angry) THE CHRISTMAS TREE?
Boys: Uh……..Wellwe'dlovetostayandchatbutwereallyneedtogogetthechristmastreesobye! (Disappear in puff of smoke) (Translation- Well we'd love to stay and chat but we really need go get the Christmas tree so bye!)
Kag/Sango: MEN! Hmph
(Insert wavy non-cheese scene transaction here)
Cloud and Goku are fighting to the tune of the Numa Numa
(Director: WRONG SCENE!)
(Changes again)
Inu: Ok now. Tell me again…WHY are we going out into the cold?
The Saiyan: To get a Christmas tree you dunce
Miroku: And so that the girls wont be mad at us
Inu: It's his fault you know! (Points at T.S)
The Saiyan: No time to point the blame on me Inu
Miroku: He's right you know…even though it IS his fault
The Saiyan: …..
Inu: So what are the girls doing?
The Saiyan: Well they're in charge of the guests and to make sure that the place is decorated
Inu: Meaning?
Miroku: Meaning that they'll make sure that we get the decorating done after we get back
Inu: Do we have to?
The Saiyan: If you don't want to wind up in the doghouse then yes.
Inu: (Death glare)
Miroku: There's a tree over there!
(All look to see a really big Pine tree)
The Saiyan: Alright Inu get working
Inu: Why am I the only one who has to chop the tree down?
Miroku: Because you're the only one with a weapon sharp enough to cut it down with
Inu: (Mumbles and cuts the tree down)
The Saiyan: Ok now let's get back before we all freeze to death
Miroku/Inu: Good idea
(Start to leave when they run into Kohoha's loudest hyper-active ninja)
The Saiyan: Hey Naruto! What are you doing here?
Naruto: Well I was going to throw a party but I forgot that my apartment is to small so I need to find a bigger place to have it at. What about you guys?
Inu: Having a party but forgot the Christmas tree.
Miroku: Naruto. Would you and your friends like to come with us at our party?
Naruto: Really?
The Saiyan: Sure.
Naruto: Yatta! And this way they don't find out that I messed up!
The Saiyan: And you get Hinata under the mistletoe
Naruto: (Blush)
Miroku: Let's hurry back before we get into even more trouble with the girls.
Inu: (Nods in agreement)
Naruto: Just let me tell everyone where to mean……..Uh….where is it anyways?
Inu: (Smacks head). Just follow us baka
(Carrying the rather large Christmas tree the Men, The Manly Men, The Men in Tights (Robin Hood men in tights….My favorite quote) made it back with not too much trouble. Dealing with Godzilla, The Batman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Night, and every single Power Ranger on the way, but not too much trouble.)
Miroku: And there it is
Naruto: Thanks! Now all I have to do is tell everybody else (Creates a shadow clone)
Naruto: Go tell everybody that the party is here. And make sure you come back with everybody.
Shadow Clone: (Nods and vanishes in a puff of smoke)
The Saiyan: Wow. Who would have thought that Naruto would have been smart enough to think on his own?
Inu: He didn't. He has the Kyuubi, remember?
The Saiyan: Oh ya
Sango: It's about time you guys show up!
Kag: What took you guys so long! And who is that? (Points to Naruto)
Naruto: Hi! I'm the Great Uzumaki Naruto!
Sango: So are you here for the party?
Naruto: (Nods)
Kag: How did you guys all meet anyways?
Inu/Miroku/Naruto/The Saiyan: Bar
Shippo: Is that the Christmas tree? Is it is it is it?
Inu: No it's the jack-o-lantern ya dumb-ass YES IT'S THE CHRISTMAS TREE!
Sango: Well we had better hurry because the party is supposed to start in an hour
The Saiyan: AN HOUR! SHIT! EVERYBODY GET WORKING NOW!
(An hour later)
The Saiyan: (Slumps onto the ground) There. Just in time for the party
Sesshomaru: No thanks to your lateness
Inu: What the hell are you talking about? You didn't even help!
Sesshomaru: Not the point. Furthermore……hey……I GOT MY NAME BACK!
The Saiyan: Think of it as a Christmas gift Fluffy
(Ding Dong)
Kag: Get up T.S the guests are here!
The Saiyan: Do I have to?
Sango: Well considering that it's YOUR party, I'd have to say…YES!
The Saiyan: (Gets up very quickly) I'm up I'm up! (Whispers to Miroku) She's scary when she's mad
Miroku: (Whispers). Tell me about it
Sango: What was that?
Miroku/The Saiyan: Nothing!
(Ding Dong)
The Saiyan: Shit I forgot the guests! (Opens door to find Sakura, Hinata, Shikamaru and Ino) I see that Naruto managed to get a hold and tell you where the party was
Sakura: (Nods) Ya but how do you even know Naruto anyways
The Saiyan: Meet at a bar
Sakura: (Sweat-drop) I don't even want to know
The Saiyan: Well don't stand there come on in! (Looks at sakura) Lets see…Pink hair...you must be Sakura!
Sakura: Yep! Naruto told you about me?
The Saiyan: About you guys actually. Next one….hm….only male in the group….looks very lazy…..Shikamaru I presume
Shikamaru: (Nods in a lazy way)
The Saiyan: Next girl….blond…..has crush on said lazy boy…has to be Ino!
Ino: (Blushes a bit) I do not like him! I only like Sasuke!
The Saiyan: (Mumbles) Dende knows why (out load) And the last girl…..(Looks closely) Blue hair…grey eyes….cute…has to be Hinata!
Hinata: (Blushes and looks at the ground)
The Saiyan: Naruto has told me a lot about you…who knows…maybe you'll get him under the mistletoe tonight (smiles mischievously)
Hinata: (Gives a small squeak, blushes furiously, then faints)
The Saiyan: uh…is she going to be alright?
Sakura: Don't worry. She'll be fine. She always does that whenever she's with Naruto or somebody suggests her and Naruto get together
The Saiyan: Well they're going to be after tonight
Ino: What do you have planned?
The Saiyan: A lot my dear. A lot
(Ding Dong)
Miroku: How many other people are coming?
Inu: Not sure (Answers the door) Hey Shinji!
Shinji: Hi Inuyasha
Inu: Gendo still giving you any trouble?
Shinji: Nope. Not since you lent me Tetsusaiga that is (Laughs evilly)
Rei: (Appears from behind Shinji) Shinji. What is a Tetsusaiga?
Inu: I see you brought her along as well
Rei: I do not believe that we have met
Inu: We haven't but Shinji has told me quite a lot about you
Rei: (Blinks)
Shinji: (A little nervous) Well we had better get inside before we freeze. Let's go Rei (Takes Rei's hand and goes into another room)
Kag: I think you embarrassed him Inuyasha
Inu: Not yet…
(Ding Dong)
Kag: I'll get that and Inuyasha DO NOT GO AND EMBARRASS THE GUESTS! (Answers the door to revile a cute red-headed girl with cute tanuki ears and tail)
GirlLoki: Hey Kagome!
Kag: GirlLoki! No time no see! You did chapter 21
GirlLoki: Yep!
Kag: T.S said that it was one of his favorite ones too!
GirlLoki: Yep! Oh! And I brought over a fancy Christmas tree too! (Drags over a tied-up Naraku with his tentacle decorated like a Christmas tree)
Kag: The world's ugliest Christmas tree! Let's go put that in the back next to all this faulty wiring and my home-made eggnog!
(Kag and GirlLoki drag the world's ugliest Christmas tree to the back with the faulty wiring which is below the eggnog)
GirlLoki: Are you sure it is safe?
Kag: As long as nothing happens to my eggnog I don't care!
GirlLoki: Works for me!
(Both start to leave when they felt an evil decree as the poor poor eggnog fell on top of the tree)
Kag: MY EGGNOG! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GirlLoki: NOT THE EGGNOG! IT DIDN'T DESERVE AN EARLY DEATH!
Naraku: Oh shit…….
(The eggnog fell on the faulty wiring resulting in my favorite word)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
The Saiyan: (Pokes head into room) Hurry up you to the fun is just starting! We have more guests and what the hell happened in here?
Kag/GirlLoki: Naraku
The Saiyan: And the eggnog?
Kag: (Bursts into tears)
The Saiyan: Uh….forget I asked. Anyways hurry up we have more guests!
(Kag and GirlLoki enter the room to see a kitsune that looks more like a wolf demon and his twin)
AmberFox: Hi Kagome!
Lyell: How are you
AmberFox: Doing today?
Kag: (Whispers to GirlLoki) Do they always
GirlLoki: Finish each other sentences? Yes.
(Ding Dong)
The Saiyan: I'll get this one (Opens the door to find a very drunk MoonStar2005)
MoonStar2005: (Slurring her words) Hey there buddy! (Grabs onto me and starts looking around) Hu? Wh…where did he go? (Looks straight at me) There you are! Don't just go all diserpair on me like that (Falls over) I think I'm going to take a nap now
Sesshomaru: (Walks in) What the hell?
The Saiyan: (Tosses her to him) She's your problem now (Walks away)
Sesshomaru: -- (Takes her over to the couch) Damn you TS
The Saiyan: Love you too Fluffy…just not in that way
(Ding Dong)
The Saiyan: Hey Miroku could you get that? I'm going to go get the You-Know-What
Miroku: Hai
Shippo: You-know-what? What's that?
The Saiyan: Nothing….Now Shippo why don't you, Rin, and Kirara go get everybody to meet Santa
Shippo: REALLY! OK! (Dashes off along with Rin and Kirara)
The Saiyan: (Laughs) Hm….I wonder how Miroku is….
Amy: (Very Loud) HENTAI! (SLAP)
The Saiyan: (Cringes) Guess that answers that question (Walks over to Amy and Miroku) Sorry about that Amy…Miroku can be…well…
Amy: A pervert!
The Saiyan: I was going to say a deprived man but ya pervert works
Amy: (Giggles)
The Saiyan: Well come on in I promise that I'm not a pervert like the monk and a pretty girl like yourself shouldn't freeze to death come on in and have some eggnog!
Kag: (Starts crying in the backyard)
The Saiyan: Uh……forget the eggnog
Amy: (Blushes and comes in anyways)
Sango: Is that all of them?
Inu: (Nods) Now the party can begin!
Kag: Has anybody seen Sesshomaru?
(All look to find Sesshomaru and MoonStar2005)
The Saiyan: You just had to ask didn't you?
Kag: What about the others?
Lyell: (Bursts into the room) Hurry up guys we're about to drown
AmberFox: Jaken in the punch bowl!
(Both disappear)
Kag/Inu/Miroku: (All rush into the dinning room)
Amy: (Looks horrified) Kill? How could you kill somebody just like that?
The Saiyan: Just come with me and you'll see how (Grabs Amy's hand and leads her into the dinning room)
Jaken: No! PLEASE! IT'S CHRISTMAS!
Lyell: Exatly so Merry Christmas! (Drowns Jaken in the punch bowl)
Amy: Oh now I see. Can I go next?
Sesshomaru: Go ahead (Revives Jaken) Just have fun with it
Amy: YAY! (Drowns Jaken again, only to have Sesshomaru revive him again)
Jaken: How many more to go?
Inu: Too many
MoonStar2005: Sucks to be you
(1 Hour of killing Jaken later….)
Shinji: Is it me or is it getting a bit chilly in here?
Naruto: Now that you mention it it is isn't it?
Hinata: (Nods and snuggles deeper into Naruto)
Lyell: Maybe we should
AmberFox: Throw a log into the fireplace (Picks up a randomly placed Kikyo)
Kikyo: What the hell? Get your filthy hands off of me!
AmberFox: Ok (Tosses her into the fireplace)
Kikyo: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Everybody laughs as Kikyo burns in a fiery death)
Rei: (Smiles at Shinji) That was most enjoyable Shinji-Kun
Shinji: (blushes a bit) You really think so Rei?
Rei: Hai
Maddy Q: Hey you too look up (Points up to show mistletoe)
Shinji: (Blushes bright red)
Rei: (Tilts head) It is a plant
Shinji: It's not that Rei but what it represents.
Rei: What does it mean?
Shinji: Well Rei when two people are under the mistletoe on Christmas they have to…well…they have to kiss (Is blushing a new shade of red)
Rei: (Looks a bit surprised and also has a light blush)
Miroku: Shinji! You can do it! You can do it all night long!
Sango/Inu/AmberFox/ Lyell/Amy/Kag/The Saiyan: (All smack Miroku on the head)
Miroku: OW!
Shinji: We don't have to do it if you don't want to
Rei: No…I…I want to kiss you Shinji (Blushing even more)
(Rei and Shinji Kiss)
Everybody: AAAAWWWW!
Rei/Shinji: (Pull apart Blushing)
The Saiyan: When are you two going to be doing that? (Points to Naruto and Hinata)
Naruto: We already did (Leans over and kisses Hinata)
Hinata: (Bright Blush)
GirlLoki: Where's Maddy Q?
Sango: And Miroku?
Inu: Maddy Q's over there (Points to the other room)
Maddy Q : (To Shikamaru) DO you believe in love at first site or should I walk past you again?
Shikamaru: Yes. Walk past me again only this time don't stop
Maddy Q: Owch!
The Saiyan: And MoonStar2005 is…..
MoonStar2005: (Making out with Sesshomaru again)
The Saiyan: Should have figured well Come on Amy its time for us to see Santa!
(Miroku comes in dressed as Santa and has a huge bag full of presents)
Rin: Santa!
Shippo: It's really him!
Kirara: MEW!
(All run to Santa)
Sango: (Chuckling) So cute
Amy: (Squinting) Is that…..
The Saiyan: Yep. I figure you don't want to…
Amy: And give him the chance? No thank you
Santa Monk: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas everybody! Come and sit on Santa's lap!
(Sango eagerly sits on Santa's lap)
Kag: Me next!
Inu: HELL NO! (Bops Miroku in the head)
Shippo: INUYASHA! Don't worry Santa. Inuyasha is always like that
Santa Monk: Unfortunitly I know but before I give out presents I have something for all of us to play.
Ino: What is it?
Santa Monk: Pin the sword In the Hojo
MoonStar2005: Yay! Can I go first?
Santa Monk: But of course.
MoonStar2005: SWEET! (Thrusts a big-ass sword into Hojo)
Hojo: OW! Watch it those things are pointy and…hey! A nickel!
Santa Monk: Ur next Inuyasha
Inu: (Smirks evilly and thrusts Tetsusaiga into Hojo)
Hojo: NO! THE HORROR! THE RATED PG13 HORROR!...Hey a dime!
(Another Hour later)
Santa Monk: Ok everybody time for presents
Everybody: PRESENTS!
Santa Monk: (Whispers to Sango) You'll have your gift later tonight
Sango: (Blushes)
Inu: (Smirks evilly) Your present is going to last all night long Kag
Kag: (Blushes)
Santa Monk: This Present is To Shippo from Kagome (Gives Shippo his gift)
Shippo: (Rips open box to revel chocolate) CHOCOLATE! Thanks Kagome!
Santa Monk: This present is to Hinata from Naruto (Gives Hinata her present)
Hinata: (Opens it very carefully to revel very rare healing herbs)N-Naruto-Kun! Thank you (Gives him a kiss on the cheek)
Santa Monk: This present is to MoonStar2005 from Both Sesshomaru and T.S
MoonStar2005: You guys….(Opens the present then quickly hides it turning red)
Sesshomaru: (Laughing out loud)
GirlLoki: What did you get?
MoonStar2005: Nothing special!
Sesshomaru: What's wrong? (Steals the box and revels her edible panties) I think they look good on you (Places them on her head)
MoonStar2005: I'm going to kill you guys….
The Saiyan: We love you too
Lyell: Who's next?
Maddy Q: Ya?
(Ok Fast forwarding to after all the presents are passed out)
Maddy Q: Thanks everybody! (Puts away her 101 pick-up-lines away)
Naruto: This was awesome! (Puts down his Ninja for dummies book)
Shikamaru: You shouldn't have (places his How not to be lazy DVD down)
AmberFox: Well like all good things
Lyell: This must come to an end
Maddy Q: But we hope you have
MoonStar2005: A very Merry Christmas
Kag: Or whatever holiday you celebrate
The Saiyan: And have a safe and happy holiday!