The Saiyan: (All wrapped up in bandages) Hello everybody. And welcome to another update for The Many Ways to Kill Jaken and Kikyo! (Winces in pain) memo to self...don't do that again.
Inu: Well considering that you look like a mummy at the moment I would have to agree
The Saiyan: Well I wouldn't be like this if SOMEONE would have gotten that damn sign off of me!
Inu: We did get it off
The Saiyan: Ya but that wasat 10 THIS MORNING!
Inu: Still got it off you though
The Saiyan: I'll deal with you later Sango the disclaimer please?
Sango: The Saiyan owns nothing. This chapter idea belongs to AmberFox and Lyell
AmberFox: (Is hiding in a bush, and watches Kikyo, Jaken. She then talks into a walkie-talkie) This is hot fox calling puppy boy. The birds are in the nest. Repeat. The birds are IN the nest.
Lyell: (Is hiding in a tree) Roger...wait, WHAT?
AmberFox: I mean the idiots are now in position.
Lyell: Roger. You dog breath they're in position
Inu: Who the hell came up with that code name?
Lyell: Just do your job
Inu: Fine fine. (Walks over to Kikyo and Jaken) Hey you too mind smelling this powder for me? I have a cold so I can't.
Kikyo: Oh course. Anything for my sweet Inu wookie cookie!
Inu: (Twitching while thinking) Don't kill them yet...wait for the plan...(Talking) Of course whatever you say (Hands them the powder)
Jaken: (takes a sniff) Smells like oranges (Falls asleep)
Kikyo: REALLY! (Smells it and falls asleep as well)
Inu: (In his walkie-talkie) This is dog breath to ninja boy. The cat is in the bag. Repeat. The cat is IN the bag
The Saiyan: Roger...wait, WHAT?
Inu: (sighs) The smelled the sleep powder and re now sleeping. Time to execute the plan.
The Saiyan: Oh...Roger. Ninja boy out
(1 hour later)
Kikyo: (Wakes up) Where are we?
Jaken: (Who also woke up) No idea but isn't that a vat of boiling acid underneath us?
Kikyo: (Looks down) I think that is
AmberFox: HAHAHA You see that
Lyell: Vat of boiling acid?
Inu: Well you see
The Saiyan: We're going to
AmberFox/Lyell: Dump you in it!
(Suddenly James Bond music appears as James Bond comes in) ((Sorry but due to FF's new rule I cant use the actors name in this fic))
James Bond: The name's Bond. James Bond. Now tell me. Where is your dooms-day device?
AmberFox: But we don't have
Lyell: A dooms-day device
James Bond: You don't?
Inu: Nope
James Bond: Oh (Looks up to see Jaken and Kikyo hanging over the vat of boiling acid) Why are there innocent people being suspended over a vat of boiling acid?
The Saiyan: Because they're annoying
James Bond: Oh...well ok then (Leaves in hes kick-ass car)
AmberFox/Lyell: Laugh evilly and drop Kikyo and Jaken into the acid
Inu: (Uncovers the Dooms-day device)
The Saiyan: Remind me to thank Doctor Evil for this
AmberFox: Now too
Lyell: Push the button and
AmberFox:Kill all the people who's I.Q's
Lyell: Matches those fruits!
Inu: I will STILL never get used to that
The Saiyan: You and me both (Pushes the button)
(Over half the people of planet Earth, the entire population of the Moon, and several monkeys) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S EATING MY BRAIN! (Spontaneously com-busts)
Stan: OMG! They killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Inu: (Sweatdrop) That was kinda unexpected
The Saiyan: (Thinking) Hm...maybe I should start a running gag...
Sango: (Remembering from Carlos Mencia) If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him
AmberFox: Um T.S. Shouldn't we
Lyell: End the chapter now?
The Saiyan: (Snaps back to reality) Oh ya...Well...um...damn it its been too long since I did this (Winces in pain) And having injuries from that damn sign doesn't help...Anyways That's all for now. And don't forget to review! Seriously, we're starting to run out of ideas to use
Sango: And will somebody PLEASE sign up to be T.S's nurse? We can't have him die from injuries otherwise we'll be out of a job! That and non of us want to do it
The Saiyan: (In sarcastic Voice) Feel the love...