The Saiyan: Haha everyone. I'm still alive and kicking!
Kirarakitty: Down boy! Hits T.S with a frying pan)
The Saiyan: Owie….(Falls down unconscious)
Vegeta: And he's out…..again.
Sango: Well since T.S has the others working on that new chapter for another story we might as well get started with this one.
Vegeta: I hear you get Inuyasha in that one.
Sango: WHAT? (Blushes)
Kirarakitty: Yep. T.S has become a SangoxInuyasha fan as well
Sango: (Blushing harder) Let's just start this chapter already.
Vegeta: Fine. This chapter for once does indeed belong to the author you people love so much….who never updates……
(70's Spider-man music plays)
SPIDER-MAN!
SPIDER-MAN!
DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN!
(T.S shows up dressed as Terry Bogard)
(Music stops)
The Saiyan: It's all the rental place had left!
Vegeta: CUT!
Sango: (Shaking her head) T.S How the hell are we supposed to make this thing when you CAN'T EVEN GET THE RIGHT COSTUME!!
The Saiyan: WELL IT'S NOT MY FAULT! THE STORE CLOSES AT 5! I HAD TO DO SOME SERIOUS BARGENNING!
Vegeta: YOU LEFT AT NOON!
The Saiyan: Well you see, I ran into Kikyo and….
(Kikyo shows up completely bald and skin a hot pink color) I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
The Saiyan: Kikyo….WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? (Points behind her)
Kikyo: What?! (Looks behind her)
The Saiyan/Vegeta: (Nods at each other) FINAL FLASH!!!
Kikyo: NNNNNOOOOOO!!!! (Is incinerated, leaving only her cloths)
Sango: (Trying to control her laughing) T.S…how…did…you….(Bursts into laughter)
The Saiyan: It started out like so…
(Insert fancy and expensive and better be worth the price I paid or I'm killing someone flashback.)
The Saiyan: Wow…I can't believe it's been so long since I last updated a story…(Walks past a fan made tombstone with his name on it) (Smiles sarcastically) I see the fans are loyal…..Oh ho! What do we have here?
Kikyo: Oooohh! Look at all these cute shoes!
The Saiyan: (Grins evily) Hehehehe time for some fun. (Puts on a ninja mask) Oh Kikyo!
Kikyo: Aaaahhh! What the hell do you want T.S?
Ninja T.S: But I can not be T.S for I am a ninja (Points to ninja mask) See? Now does T.S wear a ninja mask?
Kikyo: (Smiles and shows ugly not brushed teeth and breath that kills nearby flies) Nope! You must be him! Besides he's dead! (Points to another fan made tombstone with his name on it)
Ninja T.S: (Anime corner pout) Nobody loves me anymore.
Kikyo: Err….Anyways lets go!
Ninja T.S: Just 1 second. Turn around first and close your eyes.
Kikyo: Ok! (Closes her eyes)
Ninja T.S: Secret Art. Hair shave jutsu! (Shaves off all of Kikyo's hair)
Kikyo: AAHHHH!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Ninja T.S: That's my cue to leave (Ninja puff of smoke, and runs away)
Kikyo: THAT ASS! It seems like something T.S would do. But he's dead, right?
T.S: (No longer wearing a ninja mask but a fake goatee can help you of fellow evil one.
Kikyp: T.S HAS RETURNED FROM THE GRAVE! (Jumps into a pool of hot pink skin dye)
T.S (Takes off disguise) …That works too I suppose.
(End fancy and expensive and better be worth the price I paid or I'm killing someone flashback.)
T.S: And that's what happened.
Vegeta: Still doesn't explain the lack of updates you lazy ass.
Sango: Ya!
T.S: Youtube. I have my own account and 3 videos posted already. Plus school classes are a bitch now.
Vegeta: Well at any rate we need to wait till tomorrow to finish this anyways as T.S got the wrong costume…AGAIN!
Kirarakitty: Doing what? And since this is his idea why am I in it?
Sango/T.S/Vegeta: WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING!
T.S: Your to be my nurse remember? Though it's a little too late for that (Rubs lump on head from frying pan)
Kirarakitty: Why?
Vegeta: 'Cause the chapter is over (Screen turns black and credits roll) See?
Sango: T.S! That's too cliché! Even for you!
Kirarakitty: (Sighs) Just end it like normal before you get a second lump.
T.S: Eek! Anyways that's all for now. Anybody wants to know my you tube account just ask they should, and review they must. Ja ne!