The Saiyan: (Colapses from exaustion) Sorry everyone, Factory job, long unknown hours, shitty pay.

Inu: Ah, hows the pay?

The Saiyan: Random. Anywiis I also have the Nintendo Wii whihc is very fun.

Vegeta: So you've been inside your room alone playing with your wii?

Kag and Sango: (Blushes a little)

The Saiyan: Yep. Would you like to come over and play with my wii?

Vegeta: Sure!

Kag and Sango: (Blushes even more)

Inu: While Vegeta and T.S goes to play with their wii's we might as well get the story started.

Warning. Warning. T.S Owns nothing but the idea, inspired by the many many many many many many many many many many 3 hours later many deaths at the hands of Mortal Kombat Mythologies Sub-Zero

(Jaken and Kikyo are traped within the Air temple)

Kikyo: So why are we here again?

Jaken: To find the 3 symboles of the tri-force dont you remember?

(Flashback time WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

Quan Chi: You two are to find the 3 symbols of the tri-force at the air temple.

Jaken: Only if I can have a dollar.

Quan Chi: Fujin has it.

Jaken: It's a deal!

(Flashback ends...damn dieing batteries)

Kikyo: So why am I here exactly then?

Jaken: Becaue you had nothing better to do.

Kikyo: Oh ya.

(Just then Sub-Zero came along)

Sub-Zero: Hm...those 2 dont look like the peacefull monks that tried to kick my ass earlier. HADOU-KEN! (Freezes both Jaken and Kikyo) Now what to do with them... (Uppercuts them off the cliff and they land on the collapsing platform) Damn! (The platform colaps and kills them both) Hurray!...wait, how am I gonna get accross now?...Shit. Oh well. (Shrugs and does a running jump) Bonzi!!!

(Respawn)

Jaken: What the hell happened?

Kikyo: I have no idea.

Sub-Zero: (Freezes them and repeats the same thing again) Wait...DO'H!

(Respawn number 283)

Jaken: Now this is just getting rediculous!

Kikyo: I know! Where the hell are we anyways?

Jaken: The earth temple remember?

(Indiana Jones starts playing)

Kikyo: Where's that music comming from?

(Sub-Zero runs past them)

Jaken: Isn't that the guy that keeps (Gets stepted on by the earth god)

Kikyo: Oh my Gid! They killed Jaken!

Everybody: HURRAY!

Kikyo: ...Didn't we already use this joke before?

Everybody: (Shrugs before Kikyo is stepted on) Hurray again!

Inu: Watching the TV How the hell did you do that?

The Saiyan: I used magic. And this (Pulls out an Action Replay)

Inu: You cheated?

The Saiyan: Well, I prefer the term 'game enhancement'

Inu: So what now?

The Saiyan: Now we go look for a condom for my wii. I can't play unprotective you know.

Inu: True. Nobody likes playing with an unprotective wii.

Kag and Sango: ENOUGH WITH THE WII JOKES ALREADY!

Sango: Anyways is the story over already?

The Saiyan: Unfortunitly, a lack of creative ideas on my part combined with work and college and wanting to spend time with my girl who also has a fanfiction account. Unfortunitly I forget what her user name is hehehe.

Kag: Some boyfriend...

The Saiyan: Hey! Its not my fault that I have a horrable memory. Well that's all for now remember to review and review some more and did I mention to review? Ya...hintity hint hint. Ja ne!