Bella Cullen to Esme Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
Nessie is doing good! She thinks she wants to dye her hair pink. I think Edward went into cardiac arrest when she said that, but he's fine. I convinced her not to dye her hair and rose and Alice were practically yelling at her at the top of their lungs when she said that, so it's all good.
How was the gondola ride?
Esme Cullen to Bella Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
Wonderful! and what happened after wasn't that bad either. If you catch my drift. NO NO PINK HAIR!
Bella Cullen to Esme Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
yes, esme, i "catch your drift," and please don't go into anymore detail because as your punishment, i will go into detail....
Nope, no pink hair, oh wait, she just walked in the room and told me she wants a little brother or sister......... um now how do i explain to her i can't conceive a child considering the whole immortal thing?????
Esme Cullen to Bella Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
Believe me Bella, seeing you and Edward IS NOT PUNISHMENT. I have seen all of you before. I can walk in and out and you don't even notice.....well you might......Em and Rose Don't. I won't go in to detail I promise...you will see us soon enough. Emmett thinks its some sick right of passage into the family. Tell Nessie that you don't want any more children cause she is too perfect and no other child can live up to her. Try it!
Bella Cullen to Esme Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
kk, I will try it and write back right after
Esme Cullen to Bella Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
Alright.... well ummm.... Carlisle and I have some business to attend to so no hurry.