Bella Cullen to Esme Cullen

Subject: Our Little Renesmee

The dress is stunning, Esme. And the laptop! I adore the color! Did you know that purple is the color of royalty?

haha, yeah, I can just picture you guys eating the food and then running to the bathroom a-sap to barf it back up.... haha, mental picture go away!

I would have slapped that guy silly if he grabbed my ass... and then Edward would beat him up! haha

Renesmee just gave up with the whole sibling thing, but she is a persistent little thing, isn't she? Oh, and now she wants a dog..... i don't think that would go over well with our family, lol... maybe a pet rock...

When do you guys get back from your trip?

Esme Cullen to Bella Cullen

Subject: Our Little Renesmee

Royalty...huh? Why don't you try telling Emmett that.....He needs to appreciate his mother a little more. Thanks, Carlisle likes the dress as well. Oh no, we had to wait at least 2 more hours before we could barf it back up. Of course Carlisle can hold down his cookies better than I can. So I fake.... well not really. I faked sick to get out of talking to any more doctors. Carlisle acted like he was truly concerned. IT WAS THE PERFORMANCE OF OUR LIVES lol!!! The next morning someone even asked if I was aright. Simple humans!!!

Oh no, you don't need a puppy! YOU ALREADY HAVE JAKE!!!!! teehee May be you could get her a fish and build Jake a dog house. It would all work out in the long. Yes she is very persistent.....kind of like some other brunette, gold eyed, vampire I know..... hmmmmmmm.... I wonder who that is?

Well yes the trip is over, but Carlisle feels very guilty for making me go all the way to Italy to get his attention. So he is taking me to the island. Thank Edward and you for leaving it in perfect condition from your stay.....or at least that's how Edward told me you guys left it. HEY! Maybe I could bring Nessie a Parrot? What do you think?

Bella Cullen to Esme Cullen

Subject: Our Little Renesmee

I will tell Emmett that! Although, I don't think he'll fall for it.

Too bad you didn't get your performance in front of the humans on film. That would have been laugh out loud funny!

Oh, don't worry... Rosalie just got back from Pet-Co. She bought Jake a dog house today, a rather expensive one for that matter. Mmmm, a goldfish? I like the way you think... wait, no, that's a bad idea. Emmett would eat it; swallow it whole. I think I might just go outside and grab her a rock and call it a pet. We'll name it... mmm, Bob, that's what we'll name it.

Who? Me? Persistent? Noooooooooo............

Have fun on your island!! A Parrot? Thanks, but no thanks!

K, I can't type anymore right now because Nessie just walked in. Guess what she wants to do!!! ?? !! She wants to go back to Pet-Co and buy Jake a bed. I'm fine with that as long as only Jacob uses the bed.......... if you know what I mean, or as you say, "If you catch my drift"

Esme Cullen to Bella Cullen

Subject: Our Little Renesmee

Emmett is simple enough he'll believe it. OMG WE DID GET IT ON TAPE!!!! Carlisle and that damn black berry of his...I think he loves more than he loves me sometimes.

Oh good Jake deserves a nice dog house..... Hey We'll get him that huge one like in Clifford the Big Red Dog........We'll call him Jake The huge Russet Werewolf. It will be a great children's show. I'll even decorate it personally with the help of you and your daughter of course.

True! Emmett would eat it! That's what happened to our first and last Dog..... Gingersnap. But then again a gold fish is easy to replace. However, personally I like Bob he won't shit on my carpets.

YES, YOU ARE VERY PERSISTENT AND STUBORN! Carlisle agrees completely; he's laughing right now. He thinks it's silly that we are typing letters on the computer....He is so 1600s! tee hee lol!

I completely understand about the bed. She is to young to even kiss boys unless it is on the cheek or he is related to her.

Oh, one more thing. Tell Edward he's ashes when we get home. I'm missing pillows and there was a very large Edward size chunk taken out of our bed.....THE VERY FIRST BED CARLISLE AND I BOUGHT AS A COUPLE!!!!!!! I'm upset but I understand. However, Carlisle is pissed, like FIRE IN EYES PISSED. I miss my pillows, though; they were from Russia.