Bella Cullen to Esme Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
I can't wait to start construction on Jacob's doghouse. I totally agree with Jacob "Fido" Black. That is the best ever. I'm not sure how Jake will feel about it, but we can have our fun, can't we?
Okay, so I have some news.... we bought the gold fish, Bob, but while Emmett and Jasper were watching him swim around his bowl in continuous circles, they kinda...umm, well, they were peering into the bowl, and their faces got a little too close to the bowl, and kaboom, the glass bowl fell over, splattering all over the kitchen tile, and well, the dimwhits were worried about cleaning up the glass so no one would get cut (we can't get cut you idiots!!!) forgetting about Bob, so I think you know how that story ends.
Tell Carlisle that i had no idea what-so-ever that Edward had made that promise. He never told me of it and I am terribly sorry he broke it. BUT, there is an upside to this situation..... We got Renesmee and that is the best thing that could have ever come out of that situation. Also tell Carlisle that Edward and I had a great time in that bed of yours.........................
need i say more?
.com ........ LOVE IT! That is perfect! Did you know that Edward does not have an email? Well, he does now. I created it last night. It is .com I wanted to do something fun, but he said no, so he got that boring address. I wanted , but once again, he said no, grr.
Ok, I gotta go, Jasper is trying to teach Nessie how to play Monopoly. Why? I do not know, but Ness wants me to play with them.
Also, I talked to Jake and told him exactly what you said. His reply was: "How do you know I haven't kissed her already?" and then he walked away all mad. But then I asked Ness if he had kissed her, she said no, and Edward confirmed it by doing that annoying mind reading thing. So, now I have to have a talk with Jake, but hey, Renesmee is lucky. Jacob is a damn good kisser. I mean, he doesn't compare to Edward, but Jake is good.
Esme Cullen to Bella Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
OMG I FOUND THE PERFET DOG HOUSES FOR JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SENDING YOU THE PICTURES. i DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE HE WOULD WANT?
AWE Bob died.....cause of Emmmett and Jasper......I'm angry I really want to met that fish. Hows the ock working out though? Ya know what I don't care...I think I will get Nessie a Parrot. I will be a good play mate.
Yay, Dr. McSparkley has been created. I'm so excited! So is he..... except he doesn't know what his screen name is tee hee..... He's going to use it alot now he says. I'm a bad wife....sometimes. I like it its.... change it when hes not looking.
Ya, I think carlisle has simmered down some....I don't know where he is though.......OH I found him....... he's outside hammering in his sign. With his shirt off Wow even my husband's back mucles are sexy. Damn. Have you ever seen Carlisle whith his shirt of. Hell i't heaven. Sorry little distacteed there. OH MY he turned around... oh now he's waveing. Damn you Carlisle and your sexyness.
I might be angry at Jacob when i get home. tell him no no kissy my granddaughter. The only person who should be kissing right now is me. I should be kissing Carlisle and all of his half naked golry. Well I got to go Carlisle came inside. Now, we really have business to attend to. Well, I know you caught my drift.
Bella Cullen to Esme Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
haha, i just say we not tell him he is getting a dog house. Let's just surprise him!
It's okay, Edward already punished Emmett and Jasper............................. well, i helped him, but whatever.........
Thank you so much for getting Renesmee a parrot against her mother's will. If you want her to have a parrot so badly, make sure it stays in your house. it's not coming in our house.
Yes, i will change his email without telling him, yay. I wonder how he will punish me when he finds out? mmmmmm, can't be THAT bad......
I talked to Jacob about our little issue. He says he is fine with that. He thought that it was fun to see Edward and I get all furious about it. I slapped him (lightly) on the back of his head. But then i gave him permission to still kiss her on the cheek. That is fine with me, Edward? not so much, but i "talked" him into it.
YES, i got your drift. Geeze, stop corrupting my innocent little mind... wait, i hinted at something 3 times in this email bout stuff that is no so innocent. Oh well!
When will you be home?
Esme Cullen to Bella Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
ELLA YOUR MIND IS NOT INNOCENT WHAT SO EVER..... and you know what. I can say that my husband is sexy if i want to....cause i know what sexy is!!!!!! For my Dear Bella you'll know when sexy is there it happens around 88 to 90 years of marrigae.....and if your not borad with that person and you still have the same drive as you did as when you were first married its sexy.... so i know sexy.
Well, sorry for my out burst and , We are coming home now. See you soon I have to get on the plane.
Bella Cullen to Esme Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
You will probably get this reply once you get home, but yes, i have to agree, my mind is not innocent. I just try to act like it. haha
No, don't apologize for your "outburst." But... your son (Edward that is).......... well, i think you know what I'm gonna say...... is SEXY! So yeah, hahaha!
I hope you and Carlisle had a good time on your trip. Call me when you guys get back home and we will head over to your house with Nessie.
A/N – we are working on emails between Edward and Carlisle right now, meaning, this is the last chapter for Bella and Esme emails.