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Disclaimer: If I was JKR, I'd do all this to Snapey. Sadly, I'm not. If JKR happens to read this, pleeeeease do some of these to Snape. He siriusly deserves it. (Sirius - lol) :):):):)
And now, here is the next 100 ways to annoy Snapey!!!!
Tell him Lupin's looking for him
Wink while you say this
When around him say how great a teacher Lupin was
…LOUDLY
Serenade him
…With Harry's voice (bet you can guess what's coming next…)
…Or Sirius's
…Or Lupin's
…Or Dumbledore's
…Or Voldemort's
…Or Draco's
…Or Lucius's
Blow him kisses when you pass him in the hall
Slap his butt when you pass him in the hall
Make sure Draco is right next to you when you do this (aka, blame Draco)
Loudly say: "Hey Sevy, how come you're so interested in the DARK arts???"
Say that very innocently
If after any of these he attacks you, say: "Whoa there Sevy, I want you too, but there are some rules that we must follow."
Then wink and whisper: "But I won't tell if you don't."
Then wink again
Send him Dracula merchandise
Ask him if sunlight burns him
Read him romance fics with him in it
Read him slash fics with him in it
Ask him if any of them are true
When he denies it say: "Of course I believe you Sevy!"
Then roll your eyes
Ask him if he's gay
When he denies it, read him the slash fics again
Ask him if he's a girl
Then ask him if he's a lesbian
Repeat reaction with his denial (Aka, "Of course I believe you Sevy!" and roll eyes)
When in class with him, giggle with your friends and make gestures at him
If he asks what you're doing, stand and then say while perfectly serious: "Oh I'm sorry, you wanted me to keep those nights a secret? Sorry Sevy baby." Then sit down
Call him Sevy baby
Tell him he's Harry's real father
Say: "Just kidding" after he wakes up
…Or after a week or two
Ask him what a Snape is
Ask him if it means vampire in troll
Ask him if it means greasy in troll
Wear garlic around your neck
Wear garlic in a turban
If asked why, (by anyone,) look ant Snape and say loudly: "Just in case…"
Stop Snape from eating garlic
…At any meal
Especially if its his favorite food
Make sure to test all of his food for garlic (aka, taste it all)
Ask him why he lives in a dungeon (wink wink)
Anytime he asks you something, make the sign of a cross and back away
…Slowly
…But deliberately
Hum Darth Vader's theme when he walks into a room
Send him hate mail
Pick a word he says often ("the" works) and giggle every time he says it
…Loudly
Ask him if he can remember the last time he ever showered
…Or bathed
Give him leprechaun gold
…For Christmas
…And his birthday
If he mentions that it disappears, say: "Well that's what happens when you spend it. On what, I don't know."
…Then look at him strangely
Ask him if he ever eats garlic
If not, tell everyone he's a vampire
If so, tell everyone he does drugs
Buy him a three headed dog
If he mentions it, say: "Don't you like my present?"
…Then begin to cry
Ask him if he sings in the shower
If not, ask him if that is because he never showers
If so, tell him that, if he sucks, then that's because of lack of practice
…Say this calmly
Keep staring at his nose
If he asks you what you are looking at, tell him he can get rid of that thing on his face
When he asks what you are talking about, reply: 'Oh my! You don't know?"
…Then refuse to tell him
…But continue to look at him strangely
…And at his nose
Ask him if he has considered getting a nose job
Recommend places to do that
Recommend hair stylists
Tell him that "Goth" is out
…Frequently
…And loudly
Tell all the muggle borns he looks like Michael Jackson
Tell him he looks like Michael Jackson
If he asks who he is, just tell him he's a extremely famous muggle pop star
If he asks what he looks like, show him a picture of Orlando Bloom
Convince everyone to say that's who Michael is
After a few days of this, set up a meeting between him and Michael
Pretend to not have known the difference
Ask him what blood tastes like
…Often
…And loudly
…At meals
…While he is eating red foods
Cry every time he asks you something
Anytime he insults someone, say things like: "Burn!" or do a triple snap
…Loudly
Sooo... REVEIW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHALL BE MENTIONED!!!!
Annnnd... If you want to leave a "way," please make sure you do not leave one that is already up.
I'll take almost any suggestion, but keep in mind that I already have a bunch, so don't be surprised if the one you sent at the beginning ends up in the last chapter.
Luv,
Luna