(A/N) When I mention Inuyasha just picture him in Kagome's body and do the same for Kagome.

Chapter 3

Day 1: Bath Time

Inuyasha awoke with a buzzing noise in his head. It sounded like someone had stuffed Naraku's poisonous insects inside his skull. Propping himself up on one elbow he rubbed his chest. That was when he noticed two melon sized lumps on his chest.

Inuyasha gazed down to see what they were and leaped back in shock.

"What the hell are these!"

Miroku and Sango aroused from their sleep.

"What's the matter Kagome?" Sango asked looking confused at Kagome's choice of words.

Inuyasha shot her a quizzical glare. "Kagome?" he asked and looked back at his chest. 'Damn' he thought bitterly 'So it wasn't a dream after all.'

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Eyes closed and grumbling from heavy sleep Kagome sat up and rubbed her buzzing head. Her hair fell in front of her face. She opened her eyes and screamed, her hair was all white!

Miroku got up to rush to her side which gave her a clear view of what he was hovering over. Her own body stared at her from across the extinguish fire. The person that was herself made a "keh" sound. That could mean only one thing she thought with fear. She reached up and sure enough two soft dog ears met her hand.

"WHAT, this can not be happening!" Kagome yelled but not in her own voice it was much deeper. Miroku was at her side in an instant. " Inuyasha... err I mean Kagome It would seem that some how you two switched body's."

"Well duh" Said the very ticked off 'Kagome'. "It must have been that old hag and her stupid riddle."

The real Kagome just sat there thinking of what they could do to fix this when she noticed that all her senses where heightened. She sniffed the air with her new powerful nose. The smells of the forest reached her along with an other powering smell.

"Inuyasha!" she yelled "Don't you ever take a bath? Sheesh you smell worse than Buyo's litter box."

The body of Kagome glared back at her. "Spare me! You don't smell like peaches and cream either Kagome!" Inuyasha shot back.

"My body smells better than yours!" Kagome said while crossing her arms.

"Keh, what are you going to do about?" Inuyasha said with sarcasm.

"This!" she yelled back and started to drag her body, which was really Inuyasha, and herself towards a stream that she had smelled.

When they got there she told Inuyasha to get undressed but he refused with a shake of his head.

Kagome was really getting irritated. "Get undressed now! It's my own body and I don't want to go around smelling. Close your eyes and do it!" she yelled.

Inuyasha wouldn't met her eyes so he looked away at the stream. "Why do I need to close them. It's not like I've never seen you naked." he murmured to himself.

Kagome's heart tightened. She hadn't expected him to say that, and he had only seen her naked on accident.

Her face turned beat red. "Please Inuyasha, for me?" she said while batting her eyelashes.

Inuyasha looked at Kagome weirdly. "You know Kagome it's not cute when you do that in my body. It's just plain creepy."

Kagome huffed then an idea struck her if being all sweet wouldn't work than she would just have to try an another approach. Kagome turned to Inuyasha with an evil grin set in Inuyasha's face.

"Well" Kagome said while cracking her fingers one by one making sure every razor like claw caught the light. "If you won't do what I want then I'll just have to make you." Inuyasha started to back away. "No way Kagome you just can't just go around man handling me!" He yelled. Kagome leaped in front of him and threw Inuyasha over her shoulder and jumped into the water while Inuyasha was cursing very unladylike under his breath.

"Inuyasha" Kagome said. "I don't want to hear those words coming out of my mouth."

"Well then Kagome. I guess you'll just have to get used to it as long as I'm stuck in this pitiful body." snapped Inuyasha.

Fury boiled in her belly. "Pitiful!" she yelled "Inuyasha you'll pay for that remark."

Kagome grabbed Inuyasha and shoved him under the surface of the water. She hated to do this to her own body but Inuyasha deserved it.

He came back up sputtering, with Kagome's hair plastered to 'his' face. "What the he-" he begun but was cut off by Kagome.

"I warned you." she yelled and splashed him in the face.

Inuyasha was not going to take this and splashed her right back. Kagome gasped as the water struck her. He smiled at the shock on her face. "What do you think about that!" he bellowed.

He watched as Kagome twisted his body's face up in anger. "What do I think about that?" she asked with anger "I think this." and splashed him again.

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"Sounds like they're having fun." Shippo said while listening to all the yelling and splashing coming from the direction of the stream.

"I agree." said Miroku and glanced over at Sango.

Sango met his glance with a glare of her own. "Don't you even think about, you lecher."

Miroku waggled his eyebrows at her. "Oh, come on Sango my sweet, don't be like that. I know your heart secretly desires me."

She blushed and looked away but when she spoke her voice was hard. "You wish, monk, but it'll never happen."

Just then Kagome burst into the encampment dripping wet and mumbling incoherently. She stomped over and sat next to Sango and started wringing the water out of Inuyasha's hair. "Why that good for nothing, low life..."

"Kagome what's wrong? Where's Inuyasha" said Sango with worry.

"Mister high and mighty stomped off into the woods."

"Oh" said Sango. "Did he say when he was going to be back?" She was answered with a harrumph from Kagome, which Sango interpreted as a 'No'.

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With head down, Inuyasha walked through the woods. 'What's her problem?' he thought to himself. He straightened Kagome's skirt. "Damn, how can she wear these. They cover almost nothing."

All of a sudden something that was moved with inhuman speed rushed up to him and stopped. It grabbed his hands and a manly voice spoke up. "Kagome." it said "I've been waiting to get you alone."

It was Koga.

(A/N) I would like to dedicate this story to my sister Anne, for helping me so far with the comedy. So please review this chapter or else. I don't know what the 'else' is right now but I'll think of something. Muahahahaha cough cough ack cough. Sorry about that I had a fur ball. (thinks to herself) Man I shouldn't have helped Kirara get a bath. Next time she's on her own.

Disclaimer: Sorry but I do not own Inuyasha or any of the other characters.