FREEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!! (Does happy dance!!!)
THANK YOU REDFLOWER FOX!!!! I SHALL CHERISH THE SPOON AND YOUR HELP FOREVER!!!!! (FOREVER equals 5 min :))
Anyway...
Actually, Redflower Fox got there .23 seconds before I was legaly allowed to leave, so... ya...
I am now out of jail, and back in the USA. :):):) It's boring here... So here's a new chapter to spice up all of our lives!!!!
Disclaimer: I (twitch) don't (twitch) own (twitch) Harry (twitch) Potter (twitch). (Let's our huge breath.)
Therapy is cool!!!! (twitch)
Send him notes with an owl while he is teaching
…Make sure the owl doesn't leave him alone until he answers
…Make sure it's Draco's owl
Send him howlers while he is teaching
…From Draco
…That profess his love for him
…Or hate
Send him poetry valentines
That sing the bad poems
…Loudly
…And that won't shut up
…And that sing louder when his tries silencing him
…And that multiply times ten when he tries to vanish them
…And that grow ten times their size when he tries blasting them in any way
Ask him why Dumbledore trusts him so much
Ask him if he even owns a bar a soap
…From this decade
Ask him his age
Tell him he's Harry's uncle and Dumbledore decided that Harry is going to go live with him
Yell "April Fools!" when he gets out of the hospital wing
Wake him up at early hours in the morning and ask him about homework
…Or the weather
…Or advice
…On the opposite sex
…Or the same sex
Obliviate random parts of the day from his memory
…Frequently
…Especially times when he sent someone to detention
Buy him tanning cream
…In large quantities
Steal his worst memory
Charge admission to go in and watch
Send him a flyer
Auction his worst memory off to the highest bidder
Turn all of his robes hot pink
…And make sure it can't come off
Silence him every time he tries to take points from someone
…Make sure he can't tell
Secretly put dirt on his hair to see if he ever washes it
…Check at random times during the week
…Make sure he notices
Scorgify his hair as he passes you in the hall
…Blame Draco
Sniff his hair during the day
Sign him up for a magical dating service
Sign him up for a muggle online dating service
…Under the name SuperSexySevy
Put Brad Pitt's picture in place of his real one
Send him on all of the dates
Stare him in the eye and then start laughing manically
Come to class wearing a black cape and vampire fangs
Talk in a Transylvanian accent whenever you talk to him
…And only to him
If you are ever alone in a room with him, yell: "Professor! Stop! No!" when ever anyone passes the room
…Do this often
Light his robes on fire
…Whenever you can
Ask him if he's pregnant
Ask him if he's gotten anyone pregnant
Read him fan fiction where he has
Mention "That three headed dog" often and see if he reacts
Show him PPP
Repeat "Bother" Technique often
…Get others to do it
…Especially Peeves
Step on his robes
Walk on his heels
Tell him bad jokes
Tell him bad muggle jokes
…Whenever you can
…Be offended when he doesn't laugh
…Or get the jokes
Ask him if you can rent out his hair to change the oil in your car
…Don't explain what a car is
Get him drunk
Give him love potions
…Directed at Harry
…Or Sirius
…Or Lupin
…Or Dumbledore
…Or Voldemort
…Or Draco
…Or Lucius
Hit him with memory charms before he goes to sleep
The next day, tell him how much fun you had last night
…Loudly
Tell him you're his child
When he denies it, hand him the convincing paternity test
Ask him if he's really as bad in bed as Draco says he is
Whenever he begins to give out a detention in class, jump up and down (waving your arms wildly) while yelling "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
Yell "WEARWOLF!" whenever you walk up behind him
Ask to borrow money from him
Ask him if he wants a tampon
Ask him for a kiss
Ask if you can kiss him
…Ask repeatedly
Then change the question to "Would you mind if I gave you a kiss?"
If he says no, kiss him
If he says yes, keep switching back and forth until he says you can
Pull him into a dip when you do this
Da next 100!!! WOOOT!!! Out of jail equals therapy. Part of the sessions is saying that I don't own HP. :(:(:(
Oh well... I let you know how that goes. (twitch)
Thanks to: coyotedreamer, ggmaxwell, hufflclaw, opungo, Rabid Lawn Gnome, Rosa-Vulpes, SShappiness and The Choco-Holic for being the ONLY ONES TO REVIEW:(:(:( Change that, k?
Will add next chapter for reviews!!!!
Luv,
The Hungry Luna