Naruto Birthdays
Kumi: All right! Well this story is doin pretty good so far……….. up nxt is –opens an envelope…….ME!!!!!???? what the-?
Konan: Yay! I'm going to love this!!!
Both: Kumi doesn't own Naruto or Twilight. Cookies to reviewers plz R&R!!!!!!!!
Me
Kumi's POV:
I woke up because I heard screaming coming from Tobi's room "Ugh, Deidara-kun Tobi is awake." I grumbled, he groaned from under the covers "He's your responsibility un." He said while sitting up dizzily "Not today, I checked on him yesterday." I said. I could hear him curse under his breath while he walked out of the room, I got up stretched and stood up, me and Dei-kun have been married for about a year now and how did Tobi take that? He acts like a flipping two year old every morning so that he can get attention. Deidara came back soaking wet in baby milk "Ha ha, I take it didn't go well." I said while making up the bed, Deidara walking into the bathroom and I could hear the shower start, I smiled-pleased at our now made bed- walked over to the wall and looked at the calendar (for all reading this to imagine my scream just hold a blow horn to your ears and then a screeching monkey) "AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO NOT TODAY~!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed, then Deidara burst out in a towel and was dripping wet "Kumi, are you ok what happened un?" he asked, I was sitting on the floor below the calendar rocking back and forth and was banging my head against the wall "Kumi are you ok un?" he asked sitting down next to me. I pointed up at the calendar and Dei-kun looked at it, then he smiled wickedly "No Deidara please not a party, please I beg of you." I said. He shook his head, went to the bathroom and came back wearing some clothes, "I'm sorry Kumi-chan but we have to do this…SASORI GET IN HERE UN!!!!!!!" he said. Then Sasori walked in the door "Yeah, oh is today Kumi's birthday?" he asked. Deidara nodded and Sasori came and picked me up and threw me over his shoulder "NO!!!!! SASORI PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT OR SO HELP ME I'M GONNA KICK YOU SO FAR WHEN YOU COME BACK IT'LL BE THE YEAR 2133!!!!" I said, he laughed, shoved me in a body bag and I could feel myself being lifted up by him and another guy and taking out the building "AGH! LET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!" I screamed, I punched and kicked and did my all to break out of the bag, I felt something strike me and then I blacked out.
Deidara's POV
I watched as Sasori and Itachi took Kumi far away from here, she is soooo going to kill me "Man she's hot when she's pissed un." I said, then Kisame walked into the room "Is Kumi gone?" he asked, I nodded "Yup you got the stuff un?" I asked. He nodded and emptied out the contents of the bag he was carrying. In the bag were: one can on silly string, cake mix, chocolate icing, a clown suit (Kumi has a fear of clowns), a bag of spiders and of course a GIAGANTIC plastic centipede. "Kumi is soooo going to kill us after this party." Kisame said. "I know but hey she's my wife un." I said. He nodded, put the items back in the bag and we both went into the kitchen and met our workers "Ok, so knowing Kumi she'll probably break out of Sasori's and Itachi's clutches and will be back here soon so we've gotta make this cake before then ok un." I said. They all nodded and we got to work, we made a gigantic cake and filled it with the plastic spiders, silly strings, and the centipede, Kisame put on the clown suit and hid in the closet and would wait for the signal to pop out and scare the crap outta Kumi. Then we heard screaming coming from outside the hideout door, "Well, Kumi's back and by the sounds of it she's pissed." Zetsu said. "Ok places everybody!" I yelled, we all hid in our assigned spots and waited for Kumi to come inside.
Kumi's POV
I was chasing Sasori and Itachi back into the base "YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled, they screamed like the little girls they were, when I got into the base all the lights were off "WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY!?!?!!?!?!" I called into the utter darkness, just then the lights popped on and everybody popped out of their hiding spaces including Kisame who was dressed like a clown, (remember her first scream? Well to get the idea of this one just multiply the first one by about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and you'll get it.) I screamed as loud as I could when I saw Kisame I was terrified of clowns (don't ask why). "Ha ha surprise Kumi-chan!" Deidara said with a smile on his face, oh man is he dead. "Deidara you did this?" I asked through gritted teeth, he nodded and led me to a huge cake "Wow! It looks soooooooo pretty!" I said, I began to cut a piece when the whole thing blew up in my face, silly string and plastic bugs came flying out of the cake and hit me head on. "AGH!!!! DEIDARA! YOU ARE SOOO TOAST!" I scream as I begin to chase him all around the base and repeatlly beating him on the head with a stick. Five hours later I came back with a badly beaten Deidara on my arms "WHO ELSE HELPED?" I asked, the room cleared so fast that even the mess disappeared, that night I put on my pjs and got in my bed, I looked up at the ceiling to see my Dei-kun strapped to the ceiling "Goodnight sweetie." I said. He whimpered and I fell asleep. The End
Kumi: that's why I don't like my birthday