Hallo!! Welcome back!! Luna is soooooo sorry that her teachers are meaneys and have stupid tests called "finals," preventing Luna from updating anything!! :o
Sooo... This chapter is 701 to 800, and now I just need to say, that I need you to send me ways!!! I'm stuck at 800, and I need your o so creative minds to help me finish. The person that sends me the most ways can have... er... Cho-co-late? I don't know, I'll think of something... and it'll be GREAT!!! So, send in ways, and help me finish this story ASAP!!!!!
Disclaimer: Luna cannot be the owner of HP, because she is not JKR. POOOOOP!!!!
Hex shoes to fly at him
Run into his class with shoes on your hands yelling: "The British are coming!! The British are coming!!
…And hit him on the head with the shoes
Speak in Pig Latin
…Often
Especially when answering questions
And yelling at him
And asking him questions
Or doing the British thing
Ask him what its like in Romania
…Frequently
…And loudly
Make a polyjuice potion to change into Snape
Make out with Draco in this form
When Draco's telling you to stop, say: "You're right, let's get a room!!"
Make out with Dumbledore
And Harry
And Ron
And Hermione
And Sirius
And Lupin
And McGonagall
And Trelawney
And the Minister of Magic
…Do this frequently
Make sure Snape isn't here while doing this
And that when he comes back, make sure that
Tell everyone that he only smokes pot on days that end with a "Y"
When he tells you to do something tell him only on Tuesday
…Frequently
Do a "Dun Dun Dun!" Whenever he gives out detention
Put a potion into his drink to make him tell you what type of underwear he wears
…Even when he's not wearing it
…Like a thong
…Or tighty-whities
Make him think that he hears music all the time
Put a spell on him to strip to non existing music
…No matter where he is
…Especially during meals
…Or in class
Put a potion in his drink and make his strip
…To be wearing only a thong
…And give a lap dance to Professor McGonagall
…Or to Lupin
…Or to Sirius
…Or Dumbledore
…Or Harry
…Or Voldemort
…Or Draco
…Or Lucius
Put a hex on him so that he would dress up as the Easter Bunny
…And give out chocolate eggs to every student
…And teacher
…When its not Easter
Put a hex on him so that he'll start singing
…No matter what he's doing
…Or with whom ever he's with
…Muggle songs
Hex him into dressing as a girl
…In a dress
…With his hair in pig tails
…And with barrettes
…That are pink
Hex him into dancing on his desk singing "I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt"
…And have him strip off all his clothes
Hex him into running through the school completely naked
While singing "Born Free"
Put random potions in his drinks and see what they do
Make sure they're ones marked "DANGEROUS"
…Blame Draco
Hex him into thinking that he's going to have a baby
…Tell him Harry's the father
…Or Sirius
…Or Lupin
…Or Dumbledore
…Or Voldemort
…Or Draco
…Or Lucius
Hex him so his stomach gets bigger
Have him follow through with the pregnancy
THEN say: "APRIL FOOLS!!!"
Get him drunk
…Often
Then tell him he got McGonagall pregnant
…Or Hermione
…Or Ginny
…Or Umbridge
…Or Trelawney
…Or Harry
…Or Sirius
…Or Lupin
…Or Dumbledore
…Or Voldemort
…Or Draco
…Or Lucius
…Or yourself
Grope him
…Hard
…When you pass him in the hall
…Blame Draco
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!!! WE ARE EVIL!!! Guess what?? Luna is out of therapy!!! (twitch) :D:D:D:D:D:D
And lets see some more reveiws people!! Is it that hard, just to say, "That was great!!" or "Luna rules!! She's my hero!!"???
And don't forget about those ways!!! GIVE THEM!!!! MINE!!!
See you next time!!
Luv,
Luna the Hero