Naruto Birthdays

Kumi: Yes I am Kumi-san! R&R

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Tobi's POV

Me woke up to a bright and shiny new day. Me looked at the chart with the months and numbers on it (calendar) "Yay today Tobi's birthday!" me squealed. Me jumped out of bed and ran down the hall screaming at the top of me lungs.

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Kumi's POV

I had just finished taking my shower and putting on my clothes when I heard Tobi screaming at the top of his God-given lungs. I was still pissed from the party that Deidara chose to throw for me last month and his punishment was that he couldn't stay in our room for one month so he bunks with Tobi again, and by the sounds of the screaming and bashing going on I could tell it wasn't going well. "Tobi! Your not being a good boy by screaming like that, it's making Kumi-chan very very angry." I called he squealed and apologized I nodded and went to get dressed, when I came out Tobi was in a huge pile and was covered in ash and Deidara was in leader-sama's office. I looked at Sasori and he nodded, we're going to plan Tobi's b-day "Hey Tobi how about you and I go on a little walk." Sasori said the high freak nodded and they both walked out of the base, I ran into the TV room to meet the others "Is Tobi gone yet?" the white side of Zetsu asked "Of course he's gone you idiot." the black side snapped. Then they started arguing with each other. "Ok so this is what we need a set of clown suits (Tobi hates clowns), snakes, a dead cat, poison, and lye." I said (we're trying to kill him) they nodded and we all went to get the stuff they needed. I began to make the poison cake while the others got dressed, we put the snakes in the cake and then me and Konan put on our clown suits and we all waited for Tobi and Sasori to come back. We heard the door open and Tobi's squeal when he saw the cake. We all jumped out and screamed (we're dressed like zombie clowns) we all ran and pounced on Tobi and began to punch and kick him while he screamed and shouted. "Hee heeheeeheee Happy Birthday you crazy hyper freak!" we all screamed he looked around and when he saw the cake he jumped up and began to eat the cake. Then he passed out from the poison we all danced around his body cheering and playing party games when the party was over we quickly buried Tobi's body and we all went to bed.

THE END

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Kumi: heeheeeheee we killed tobi