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Phew. Ok. So... Um. Enjoy the second to last chappie!!! And thanks to everyone who reviewed, and LOTS ON CHOCOLATE TO PEOPLE WHO SENT ME WAYS:D:D:D LUV UUUUUUU!!!
Disclaimer: I. Own. Nothing. But. The. Right. To. Annoy!!!!
Scream in his ear
…Random things
…When you pass him in the hall
…Blame Draco
Copy everything he says
…And does
...Loudly
Tell him that you're writing his biography, and follow him around
…Everywhere
…Even the bathroom
...Copy down everything he says
…And does
…Give him huge chapters and ask him to read it over
…Make sure that they have nothing to do with his real life
Change all his robes into prom dresses
Make sure they're pink
…And have frills
…And gives him cleavage
…In multiple places
Convince your friends to dress up as Sirius, Lupin, and Peter
See if you can get the real ones to do this
Dress up as James and go into Potions class
Yell: "WHY DID YOU BETRAY US!!" And "LEAVE MY SON ALONE!!!"
When he faints stand over him and ask, "You okay Sniviless?"
…Make sure you get pictures
Bring a large stuffed bunny to life, who's sole purpose is to hug Snape as much as possible
Replace all of the furniture in his classroom with neon pink blow-up couches
...Do it to his office,
…Living quarters,
…And chair in the Great Hall
Tell everyone that his hair is really a wig
Play Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams every time he walks into the class room
... Or Great Hall
...Or Hogsmede
Tell him his pants are on fire
If he doesn't believe you, keep singing 'Liar liar Pants on fire'
...Then set his pants on fire
…And put them out right before he notices
…And sing again
…Blame Draco
Tell him Voldemort says Pettigrew has to be his permanent Death Eater partner
…Often
Ask him why he wrote in his potion book, instead of takes notes
Tell Madam Pince that he wrote in books
…Take pictures
Tell him that Half-Blood Prince is a lame nickname
Suggest others
Like Greasy-Git
And Snevy
Turn him into a Teletubby
Turn him into all of the Teletubbys
…Make sure he can't tell
…Make it so the theme song is playing over and over in his head
…But no one else can hear it
…Turn the song off and on during lessons
Turn him into a Boobah
Repeat above
But more often
Send him howlers from his mother
…Yelling about how he never calls
…And when he's going to make something of his life
…And give her grandchildren
…With Voldemort
…Or Lucius
…Or Harry
Send them during class
…And meals
…And at 3:16 am every Tuesday
…And 1:42 am every day that ends with a "y"
…Besides Tuesday
Shave his hair off in his sleep
Turn Draco into a ferret
…Often
Turn HIM into a ferret
…Blame Draco
Turn him into a GIRL ferret
And place him in cage with a very horny male ferret
…That just so happens to be Draco
…And then blame Draco
Step on his heels when he walks in the hall
…Often
…While you're invisible
…Blame Draco
Play the mysterious ticking noise
…In class
…Often
Get everyone to sing the song parts
Then have the bomb explode
…Blame Draco
Play it just in his head
Paint his nails while he's sleeping
…The color pink
…With rainbows
…And puppies
…And ponies
…That sing
…LOUDLY
…Any song
…Blame Draco
…Often
So... I'll try and get the last chappie up soonerish, but i still need 40 or so way. Hmm... If Ten of you send me Four... Think about it, k??? Luna will give more chocolate!!!! ;)
Lurve,
Luna the Chocolateer :D