Disclaimer: No matter how much I plead and beg, I will never own anything.

The first time we went to the stream I didn't think too much of it. We were going to wash the dinner dishes, not exactly a big deal. I wasn't sure I got roped in to going along. I hated doing any chores that I deemed below me, which were most, but I hated washing the dishes the most. Once there we didn't wash the dishes like I expected. In fact nothing was as I expected.

'Hiawatha didn't bother too much

'Bout Minnie Ha-Ha and her tender touch

'Til she took him to the silver stream

Then she whispered words like he had never heard

That made him all shudder inside when she said'

No instead of dishes she pushed me to the ground and sat on top of my stomach. I stared up at her shocked and more than a little confused. I decided to wait and see what would happen before I did anything. Besides, I reasoned I could always push her off of me if I wanted to. I watched as she used the tip of her tongue to moisten her lips and I swallowed hard, suddenly nervous for what would happen next. She leaned down by my face and started whispering things in my ear, at first I couldn't focus on her words, but when I was able to, I got the shock of my life.

'Wig-wam bam, gonna make you my man

Wam bam bam, gonna get you if I can

Wig-wam bam, wanna make you understand

Try a little touch, try a little too much

Just try a little Wig-wam bam'

At that point in time I couldn't have cared less about anything in the world, not the war, not my father, what was going to happen to me if her brother found us like this. Never mind the fact that she'd pinned me, her brother would declare that I was crafty and I was clearly manipulating her. I was lost in the sensation of her warm breath on my ear and the words that she was whispering. Except for the stick that was currently digging into the small of my back, I was certain that I'd died and gone to heaven.

'Running Bear never cared enough

About Little White Dove and her tender love

'Til she took him to the silver stream

She told him all about what he couldn't live without

And made him all weak inside when she said'

She told me all the things she wanted to do to me while I was at her mercy. I felt my throat tighten as I struggled to breathe. I tried to take a breath but at that exact moment, her lips started to caress my ear and when her tongue replaced her lips, the breath I so desperately needed got trapped in my throat. I felt a shudder run through my body and I knew that it wasn't from the cold. At that moment I believed that if she didn't stop that I would die from the feelings I was experiencing. But at the same time I thought if she stopped I would die from the pent up emotions I was feeling.

'Wig-wam bam, gonna make you my man

Wam bam bam, gonna get you if I can

Wig-wam bam, wanna make you understand

Try a little touch, try a little too much

Just try a little Wig-wam bam

Wig-wam bam sham-a-lam

Wam bam bam sham-a-lam

Wig-wam bam sham-a-lam

Wam bam bam sham-a-lam'

I vaguely wondered where and how she had learned to torture people to this degree. When her hands started moving over my body, caressing my chest and face, I decided A that I didn't care just as long as she never stopped, and B, well, when her lips moved to my own, all coherent thought was lost to me. I kissed her back with all the passion that she was making me feel. Eventually we broke apart the need for air was too great. And as I struggled to catch my breath, her lips trailed kissed along my scar and down the side of my neck.

'Hiawatha didn't bother too much

About Minnie Ha-Ha and her tender touch

'Til she took him to the silver stream

Then she whispered words like he'd never heard

That made him all shudder inside when she said'

My mind dimly grasped the idea that pretty soon people would start looking for us. I was too caught up in the moment to do anything about it, though. Truthfully I almost wanted them to find us, so that I won't have to be responsible for what would happen if this sweet torture continued. On the other hand I never wanted this moment to end.

'Wig-bam bam, gonna make you my man

Wam bam bam, gonna get you if I can

Wig-wam bam, wanna make you understand

Try a little touch, try a little too much

Just try a little Wig-wam bam, and she said

Wig-wam bam, gonna make you my man…'

I heard a twig snap and was brought back to harsh reality. I tore my mouth away from hers and practically pushed her off of me. I tried to find my shirt, which had mysteriously been removed. I looked over at her from the corner of my eye. The only evidence was her slightly swollen lips and mussed hair, but other than that she looked the same. Her brother burst through the bushes, and demanded to know what was taking so long. She just shrugged in response and turned away from him. I not wanting to be caught in the middle just ignored him and knelt down by the stream and started washing the dishes. Eventually he grew frustrated when neither of us would be drawn into conversation. The dishes were done quickly and we slowly stood, once we were standing, she, fast as lightning, grabbed hold of the back of my neck and kissed me. Then equally as fast she was gone smiling at me over her shoulder, I tried to fight the back the grin that was tugging at my lips. Needless to say it wasn't the last time I helped with the dishes by that silver stream.