Hello there peoples of the world!
Guess what time it is!
You're wrong!
It's new chapter time!
Even if you said that, you're still wrong!
Why?
Because I'm evil!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okay, now I'm bored...
Anyways, here is the next chappie offffffffffffffffff;
What's love got to do with it?
Chapter Nine(I'm already up to nine chapters! EEE!): Of Cotton Candy and The Mumblies.
I was sitting on a fluffy pink cloud, seriously, what is up with all of my dreams having cotton candy in them? Must have a craving...
Now, where was I? Oh yeah! Anyway, I was floating on the fluffy pink cloud, when all of a sudden, a dark shape comes up. I fall off of the cloud and someone catches me, I open my eyes to see... Duncan. He was floating. In midair. So I did the most logical thing I possibly could right then; I screamed.
"Jeez, Princess. Calm down! You're gonna give me a headache!" he said, wincing slightly.
"W-why are you floating?! Where the heck am I?! Is that really cotton candy?" I hurled the questions at him and he looked around.
"Um, well this is your dream so you should know. And besides, you can float too." He said to me, my mouth opened wide. I concentrated on staying in midair as he let me go, to my extreme shock, I floated. I squealed with delight and flew off towards the cotton candy clouds. Yup, definitely a craving. I started scarfing down the cotton candy and would've kept doing that, if it weren't for the fact that there was someone behind me. I turned around to see... Gwen? What's she doing here? Gwen glared at me and pushed me down, I was miffed at this and pushed her back. Soon, it was an all-out cat fight. I was beating her too! Just as I was about to deliver the final blow...
"Courtney? Princess, babe. Wake up.(AN:three names in one dialogue. How does he do it?)" I heard someone try to wake me up, unfortunately, it worked. I moaned and looked up to see Duncan's face above mine, I didn't really process this in my mind much.
"'Morning Duncan." I yawned sleepily, Duncan grinned right down on me.
"'Mornin' sunshine." he drawled out to me, whoa, I feel like this has happened before... Oh well, must be my imagination. (AN: Whew! That sure was close! She almost broke the fourth wall boundry!) I was about to get up, when I finally realized that Duncan was right above me.
"DU-" I started to screech but Duncan cut me off by covering my mouth with his hand.
"Shhhhhh, people are sleeping." he said, sounding just like someone from one of those baby shows, from like PBS or something stupid like that. I glared at him and bit down on his hand, he let out a sharp cry of pain and took it away, whimpering slightly. "Why'd you have to bite me?" My only response was a glare, "the silent treatment, huh? I've had worse." Duncan layedback down on the bed next to me, still getting glares from me. I was getting bored but Iwasn't going to be the one to cave, my stomach, however, had different ideas, as it convieniately informed me while growling. I flushed a deep red as Duncan looked at me with amusement on his face.
"I'm hungry..." I mumbled, his look flashed from amusement to triumph, and was that a hint of pity I saw there? Ha! The great Duncan, Mr. High-and-Mighty, actually feeling pity for someone other than himself! Priceless!
"Let's go get breakfast then." Duncan smiled at me, not smirking for once, again; Amazing.
"I wanna go to Denny's" I said, pouting slightly. Duncan stared at me with a bewildered expression.
"But there isn't a Denny's around he-" I cut him off sharply.
"Pweaty pwease?" I asked him cutely, giving him my best puppy-dog look. It worked, he crumbled like brown sugar.
I bet he tastes like brown sugar too.
Oh great, now I'm the one who sounds like a pervert. Besides, I highly doubt he does.
You're probably right.
Thank-you.
He most likely tastes better.
Oh brother...
"C'mon, Princess. Let's go find a Denny's!" Duncan imitated Dora the Explorer perfectly, I shuddered quickly, something that did not go unnoticed by Duncan. "What's wrong Princess, cold? Or are you afraid?" Duncan smirked at me and I reluctantly caved.
"Fine, Dora freaks me out. That huge head...it's unnatural. And she's so blind! 'Can you see the hill?' IF YOU TURN AROUND, YOU CAN SEE IT YOURSELF YOU LITTLE *bleep*!" My eyes widened in shock as I covered my mouth quickly. Duncan seemed as shocked as me.
"I never thought I'd see the day. Guess I'm rubbing off on ya', eh Princess?" Duncan was just toying with me, I growled at him and he recoiled slightly, "chill, Princess. No need to bite anyones head off." Duncan was laughing nervously, I grinned sadistically at him.
"I was actually planningon tying you up and locking you in a closet, but now that I think about it, that's actually a good idea." Duncan gulped when I said this.
"I-I was just messin' with ya'," he got down on his hands and knees, "please don't hurt me, pleeeease!" Duncan gave me his own puppy-dog look, which was way more persuasive than mine, and I immediately crumbled. It took all of my willpower not to just faint right then, yes, it was that cute. Okay, so he's a delinquent, does that mean that he can't have a cute puppy-dog look? No, it doesn't.
"Fine." Was all that I was able to say in my current state, somehow putting on a sneer, "I won't hurt you...yet."
"I thought you loved me." he whined, I couldn't help grinning at this, now he sounded like a puppy.
"Yes, I do love you, and as a sign of my love, I'm keeping you from getting in trouble." I said, pinching up his cheeks in a very 'Aunt-Ruth' way.
"Why do you hurt me? Other girls kiss their boyfriends to show their love." I heard him grumble, I smirked and brought his face up so it was level with mine.
"But I'm not like other girls, am I?" I asked him, feeling very devious at that moment(AN: Devil Courtney...scary sight.*shudder* Courtney: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!), I leaned in towards his face and just as we were about to kiss I playfully pushed him away. He glared at me with a 'if looks could kill' kind of look. Now it was another time to shudder.
"Why do you have to tease me?"
"It's fun!"
"And makes me mad..."
"Don't care."
"...and makes me horny..."
"I already said no, remember what happened last time."
"...and makes me even crazier for you."
"Do- wait...what?"
"And makes me even crazier for you."
"And makes me hungry. LET'S GO FIND A DENNY'S!" At my outburst, Duncan let out a chuckle.
"You're acting crazier than Izzy." He smirked as he said this, knowing full well that no one, and I mean no one, could ever rival Izzy in loopyness.
Elsewhere with Izzy...
Izzy suddenly let out a violent sneeze.
"AHHHHH! I'VE BECOME OVERRIDDEN WITH THE MUMBLIES!" She shouted, running around like a madwoman. Then she suddenly stopped, "or...someone could be talking about me..." Izzy pondered this for a moment, "nah, probably the mumblies." And with that she began running around again.
Now back to our happy couple...
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!
"Are too!"
"AM NOT!"
"...Whatever." He said, flicking his hair(AN:Sorry, he was just acting like Drew for a minute, Drew from Pokemon FYI.), I stared at him in disbelief, "what?" he asked me, honestly curious.
"You just flicked your hair..." I said in shock.
"Yeah, why?"
"Never mind..."
"Whatever."
"I'm still hungry. I want Denny's."
"You might wanna get dressed first..." He said, eyeing my outfit. I nodded sheepishly and headed into the bathroom to freshen up, after I was done, Duncan went through the same procedure. He grabbed his motorcycle key and walked towards the door, me in tow.
"We're off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!" I sang happily, being dragged along by Duncan. Said delinquent looked at me weirdly, "what?" I asked him defensively.
"Okay, now it's official. You are more insane than Izzy."And we resumed our argument that only ended when we reached the motorcycle. We got on and drove off in search of a Denny's, little did we know, someone was tailing us...
Again, back to Izzy...
Izzy sneezed again.
"NO! I'M GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-" Izzy was cut off from her rant by Bridgette, who was walking up to her.
"Somebody's probably just talking about you, you know." Bridgette told the wack-job incredulously.
"Oh...so I don't have the Mumblies?"
"What are the Mumblies?"
"YAY! I'VE BEEN CURED! YOU'RE AMAZING BRIDGETTE! YOU'RE THE BEST DOCTOR EVER!" Izzy pulled Bridgette into a bone crushing hug, from which Bridgette fainted, "oops...better take her to a doctor..." and with that, Izzy set off in search of a doctor for the unconscious Bridgette.
Sorry 'bout the ending. Had to include Izzy in there.
Courtney: Who the heck is Drew?
Duncan: What the heck is Pokemon?
Drew: How can you not know me? I'm famous! *flicks hair*
Me: Erm... yes. PLEASE WELCOME MY GUEST STAR- DREW! FROM POKEMON!
Drew: Hello everyone. *smirks**flicks hair*
Izzy: OHMIGOSHYOUHAVEGREENHAIRI'VEALWAYSWANTEDGREENHAIRBUTI'VENEVERHADTIMETODYEMINE!
Drew: ...Riiiiight. Yeah, my hair color is natural.
Noah: Wow, a cabbage head.
Drew: That wasn't smart, GO ROSELIA!
Roselia: Rose!
Noah: What are you gonna do with that mutant rose bush? Gonna sprinkle me with petals?
Drew: Good idea. Roselia, petal dance.
Roselia: Rose, liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia!
*Noah is blasted out of the house*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Drew: ...You're gonna kill me aren't you?
Me: No, you're too hot. May sure is lucky...
Courtney: Who the heck is may?
Me: Drews girlfriend.
Drew: NO SHE'S NOT! *Blushes*
Justin: I HATE HIM! HE'S HOTTER THAN M-
*doors bust open to show a crowd of rabid fangirls*
Fangirls: THERE HE IS! THERE'S DREW! QUICK, CATCH HIM BEFORE HE CAN GET AWAY AGAIN!
Drew: Um, I gotta go now, bye! *runs off and is chased by rabid fangirls, all of them trampling over Justin*
Justin:... owwwwwww.
Me: Dangit, now I don't have a guest... WAIT!
May: What am I doing here?
Me: I have summoned you to take Drews place....
May: In what? I was in the middle of training for a contest you know...
Me: Sorry, but Drew's a little tied up because of his little fangirls over there.
*the rabid fangirls have capured Drew, tied him up, and are taking him away so that he will be forced to sign autographs and multiple other stuff.*
May:...Ok...
Owen: They scare me...
Me: This has gone on for long enough.
May: CAN I DO THE DISCLAIMER?! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE?!
Me: Sure!
May: YAY! JYNXITEDOESNOTOWNANYTHINGINTHISSTORYOTHERTHANTHEPLOTAFEWOCSANDTHECHAPTERTITLENAMES!
Drew: *suddenly appears* What May meansis; Jynxite does not own anything in this story except for the plot, a few OC's, and the chapter title names. *tosses May a rose*
Courtney: *steals Mays rose* WHY DON'T YOU EVER GIVE ME ROSES!
Duncan: It's not my thing, babe.
May: *eye twitch* Give. Me. Back. My. Rose.
Me: Yeah, um, let's go before it starts getting violent.
Drew: Yeah... anyways, READ AND REVIEW!
Duncan: And don't forget to vote!
May: DIE YOU *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* AND *BLEEP*!
Drew: I never knew May could cuss like that...
Duncan: And I thought Iwas the best cusser...
Me: GIVE ME BACK MY CHAINSAW!
Izzy: Even I'm scared... So um, R&R&R! OH! And vote!