MY COMPUTER CRASHED IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHAPTER!
So I had to rewrite the WHOLE thing.
So annoying.
Anyways, I am going to have a new guest star today, and I am going to finally start on my new story!
I won't tell you the results until the end of this chapter!
And now I am running out of things to say up here.
So, now without further delay(I need something new to say(HEY! I MADE A TRIPLE RHYME!), here is the next installment of;

What's love got to do with it?

Chapter 10: Of Overly Dramatic Chase Scenes and Birds.

I held onto Duncan's waist as we cruised around town in search of a Denny's, eventually we found one, YAY! Anyway, Duncan parked the motorcycle and we got off and started to head into the restaurant, I remembered something and grabbed onto Duncan's arm to stop him.

"Hold on, there's gotta be at least one person in there who saw that alert on TV yesterday." I told him, frowning slightly, "maybe you should like, I dunno, disguise yourself or something?"

"Huh, I didn't think of that.... Eh, I have a hat and sunglasses I can wear." Duncan walked back over to the motorcycle and rifled through a bag that was hanging on the side of it, after looking through it for a few minutes, he got out a pair of sunglasses and a fedora(AN:Fedoras rock dude.), he quickly put them on and pulled the hat low so it would obscure his face. "Better, Princess?"

"Much." I smirked at him, I already had on a baseball cap and my short brown hair was pulled into a small ponytail through it. I was lucky I had wanted to wear it today, who knows what would have happened. We walked into the Denny's and I smiled politely at the hostess, "table for two, please?" I asked her in a high pitched voice, she nodded and led us to a booth, she put down our menus and said the usual yadda-yadda. We quickly scanned over the menus and weren't paying attention to our surroundings, so when we heard a loud screech we were both startled. I quickly looked up and saw a large bird flying around in the restaurant, torturing the customers, I stifled a laugh and watched as the staff tried to catch it. Eventually, someone succeeded and the bird was released back outside(AN:True story. Happened to me down in Galveston, it was in a Denny's too.), I saw Duncan's smirk and shook my head, a waitress came up to us just then.

"Hello there, my name is Mandy and I'll be your server today, what can I get you to drink?"

"I would like decaffeinated coffee please."

"And I would like coffee as well, black."

"Okay, your drinks will be out in a minute." The waitress quickly left to go to another table, one that had an oddly familiar person sitting at it, I shrugged and turned my attention back to Duncan.

"How do you think that bird got in here?" I pondered, extremely curious about it. I mean, birds just don't fly into restaurants on their own, right?

"It was obviously someones cruel idea of a joke, it not only hurt the patrons, but the bird as well. Still, I have to give the prankster some credit, I mean, he sneaked an adult bird into a restaurant unnoticed. That is extremely hard to do, believe me." Duncan smirked and leaned back into the seat, the picture of boredom. The waitress came back with our drinks and asked us what we would like. (AN: I'm too lazy to write the whole scene out so I'm just gonna skip to where they're leaving.)

We walked out of the resturant, no one had recognized us, thank goodness, and we were heading towards the motorcycle. I saw the same guy from inside tailing us, I descreetly told Duncan this and he nodded quickly, we got on the motorcycle and headed off, that same guy in pursuit. I was quite nervous as we raced through the streets, the stranger in hot pursuit. I looked behind us at him and that's when I realized...

"Duncan, go faster! It's Chad!" I urged him, his face tightened and he sped up considerably, the car still keeping pace with us easily. Dangit, why doesn't he just leave me alone! The car pulled up beside the motorcycle and I saw Chads face through the window.

"Give it up kid. You can't outrun me! Just give back Courtney and I'll loosen up on the charges!" I heard Chad shout, we were currently on the outskirts of town, racing along swiftly.

"I'll never give Princess up! Courtney means more to me than my life! You just don't understand love, or you'd give it up!" Duncan roared back, I was touched, he loved me that much? That was so sweet! I'd kiss him if it weren't for the fact that we were racing along on a motorcycle.

"I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice." I heard Chad say coldly, I looked up to see a gun pointed directly at Duncan, apparently, there were two people in the car. Chad and... Gwen? Why that backstabbing, traitorous little.... But that wasn't what was important, the important thing was that my brother was pointing a gun at the love of my life, ON A FRICKEN MOTORCYCLE!

"IF YOU SHOOT ME, YOU'D KILL COURTNEY TOO! WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE?!" Duncan roared angrily at Chad, I was shocked myself, Chad knows that if he shoots Duncan that the motorcycle would crash, killing me as well.

"That would be her own fault. If you won't give up Courtney, then you can have each other, in the afterlife. Say good-bye." Chad chuckled evilly, WHAT THE HECK?!

My brother is demented.

And twisted!

WHY THE HECK IS HE THREATENING TO KILL ME?!

Who knows?

BAM!

I heard a gun go off, but it wasn't the gun I was expecting. In Duncan's hand, was a pistol that had just gone off, the bullet had hit Chad in the stomach and the car pursuing us pulled over quickly. We raced away from them, the pistol back in it's hidden holster. We raced back to the motel because we both knew that if we stayed, we'd be in trouble. We quickly packed up and got back onto the motorcycle, racing off again. We didn't stop until we decided that it was lunch time, we pulled over to a picnic area, no one was there thank goodness, and had lunch.

"Duncan? Did you really mean what you said back there?" I asked him tentatively.

"What part, Princess?"

"The part about how much I mean to you."

"I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true." Duncan told me, looking away, I noticed a slight tinge of red on his face.

"Aww, that's so sweet!" I gushed, I grabbed him and kissed him full on the lips. Duncan was shocked for a few seconds but he quickly responded back, grabbing me and pulling me onto his lap. I could feel his tongue gliding across my lower lip, just begging for entrance, I smiled inwardly and happily obliged. His tongue had a little war with mine for dominance of my mouth, then glided around it, making me shiver slightly. Ah, bliss. But there is this evil little curse that hath been bestowed upon us, that thy must bear with dignity, even when thy wish to shed all traces of dignity.... Sorry, I was having a moment. Anyway, we eventually had to pull back for air, panting slightly as we gazed into each others eyes, Duncan's were full of love and just the slightest trace of lust, I could only imagine mine were the exact same.

"I thought we were eating?" Duncan just had to ruin the moment, that stupid smirk of his, "although, I must admit I would prefer eating like this." I then realized where I was, I turned a dark crimson and quickly got off his lap.

"Pig!" I said to him, huffing and turning away.

"You didn't think that a minute ago when we were swapping spit." Duncan said, oh, how I hate that stupid smirk of his! It makes me want to...want to...want to make out with him more, really. But somehow I resisted that stupid/sexy smirk of his and turn back to the food.

"I'm still hungry." I informed him rather grumpily, he grinned and picked up a cheese puff.

"Open wide." Duncan said in a sing-songy voice, I smiled slightly and obeyed, he grinned and popped the cheese puff into my mouth, closed my mouth, and then forced me to chew. I was trying to hold back laughter fruitlessly, as soon as I had swallowed I started laughing.

"Duncan...I can...chew...for my...self..." I got out in-between bouts of laughter, Duncan grinned at me.

"I know, but that wouldn't be any fun, now would it?" Duncan said to me, smirking even more smugly and leaning closer, dang that was sexy. "Of course, I could always chew your food foryou, if you want me to." Duncan wiggled his uni brow, which was even sexier than normal eyebrows now that I think about it, suggestively. I rolled my eyes.

"Keep dreaming Captain Hormones." I said to him, sighing slightly. Duncan made a frustrated face and snapped his fingers.

"Dangit. I'll have to dream up another scheme to make you fall for me.... Did I say that out loud?" Duncan put on a blank face.

"Yes, yes you did, Ogre."

"Well, at least you called me 'Ogre' again, I was starting to wonder where the real Courtney went." Duncan joked, smirking again.

Ohhhhhh, why does he have to look so dang sexy?

That's one of the reasons you fell for him in the first place, 'member?

Oh yeah, you know, we will have to change our appearance so no one will turn us in.

Your right, maybe we should dye our hair...

Yeah, and Duncan should lose the Mohawk.

That's gonna be tough.

Whatever.

"Let's go, Princess. Time's a'wastin." Duncan said to me, packing up the food and putting it back on the motorcycle, I stood up and hopped onto the motorcycle quickly, we raced off into the sunset, thinking about our lives...

THE END!

NOT!
Haha!
Got you, didn't I?
No, this story is far from over.
If anything, their story has only begun!
I am still going to update, duh!
Oh, I'm delaying the rest of this Chapter...
Oh well, carry on writer me!

Me and Duncan didn't stop until we were out of state, then we finally stopped at a motel and checked in, yadda-yadda you know the drill. We headed up to the room and I smiled when we entered, yay! Twobeds this time! Duncan saw this too and pouted, giving me the puppy dog look. I quickly turned away so I wouldn't fall prey to his look, seriously, how could it look that cute? Duncan sighed and flipped on the television, a picture of Chad came onscreen as he was flicking through the channels.

"Wait, go back." I ordered him, he shrugged and obeyed, the picture came back onscreen.

"The late Chad LeVonge, brother of the kidnapped Courtney LeVonge, was shot recently by Courtney's kidnapper, Duncan Halloway. We bring you live to a witness and close friend of Courtney, Gwen Abolone." The newscaster was saying, the screen switched to show my former friend, she had put on a few fake tears as well.

"M-me and Chad were going out to l-look for Courtney, w-we found her but b-before we could f-free her, D-Dun-Dunc- HE showed up and sh-shot Chad! It was awful!" Gwen burst into tears as she finished her lie, I eyed her with distaste, she could win an academy award for 'Best Actress'. The screen switched back to the anchorman.

"Courtney's family has placed a $500,000 reward for the safe return of Courtney and a $50,000 reward for any information about Duncan's whereabouts, or Courtney's health." Duncan quickly flipped the TV off and I pulled out my phone, I quickly called Bridgette, I was going to get a little thing called revenge.

'Hello?'

"Hey, Bridge."

'Courtney! Ohmigosh, Courtney is it true that Duncan shot your brother?'

"Yes, but it was a form of self-defense. Chad was going to shoot Duncan, and in effect, kill me!"

'Why the heck would your own brother try to kill you?'

"I dunno, but he did! Anyway, I need a little help getting revenge on my former friend."

'Of course I'll help. Want me to get Izzy in on it?'

"Yes. She will do nicely. Okay, so here's the plan..." I told Bridgette my plan and she laughed evilly.

'Oh, this will be fun!'

"Glad you think so. Well, gotta go."

'Seeya Court.'

I hung up with a satisfied smirk, oh Gwen was going to learn why revenge is a dish best served cold. I laughed evilly in my mind and started to unpack.

GASP! What is goingto happen to Gwen? Why is revenge a dish best served cold? What thrilling thing shall happen next? All shall be revealed in the next chapter of Whats love got to do with it?

Gwen: You made me a traitor.

Noah: You already are.

Me: You stabbed Trent in the back...

Courtney: ...Cheated on him with Duncan...

Duncan:...And traded the one person who was madly in love with you for a million dollars.

Gwen: Okay, maybe I was a little traitorous.

Me: Why is she still here?

Trent: Because I let her?

Heather: Okay, weird goth girl can leave now.

Gwen: And if I don't want to?

Me: Whatever, anyways, here is my special guest, my OC: LUNA!

Luna: Hey M-

Me: Don't say my name!

Luna: Right, sorry.

Gwen: Silver hair? Really? How many weird hair colored people do you know?

Luna: *twitch*

Me: That was not smart.

Luna: *takes out katana* I'll give you 3 seconds to run.

Gwen: *runs far, far away*

Luna: Loser.

Me: Anyway, thanks for coming here to this AN, Luna.

Luna: What does AN stand for?

Owen: Apples Nowhere?

Lindsay: Nanny Apricots?

Trent: Arbor Nuns?

Noah: Abundent Nincompoops?

Katie/Sadie: Awesome Nile?

Me: Heh heh heh... WRONG! AN stands for Allegro Niles!

Luna: That makes no sense.

Tyler: Neither do most of the stuff she does.

Courtney: But we survive.

E-scope: But just barely.

Luna: I'm used to it.

Me: *sniffle* that hurts my feelings...

Bridgette: I'm sorry.

Geoff:LET'S PAR- *Luna ties him up and gags him*

Luna: First one to touch him dies.

Noah: *is drooling*

Luna: *inches away from Noah*

Cody: Cod fish, why are they called that?

Me: YAY! RANDOMNESS!

Luna: Yeah... *stabs evil ninja behind her with katana*

Evil ninja: NOOOOOOOOOO!*dies*

Eva: I'm still not impressed.

Luna: Whatever. Jynxite does not own Tdi/Tda or any of it's characters. She does own me though.

Noah: *still drooling over Luna*

Luna: Okay, he's starting to creep me out now.

Justin: Me too.

Luna: Shut up pretty boy.

Justin: Y-you can resist?

Luna: Of course I can resist. I'm a trained Asassian.

Beth: You thcare me.

Luna: That's good. Very, very good...

Ezekial: ...

Me: Ummm, shouldn't we be wrapping it up now?

Harold: True.

Duncan: So readers.

DJ: Don't forget to review!

Zuthar: And keep and eye out for-

Heather: Jynxites new story!

LeShawna: Coming to a theater neah ya.

Courtney: Starring me!

Duncan: And me!

Courtney: Mainly me, 'cause I got the most votes.

Me: I'll also be doing a Submit-your-own story, based solely upon the readers and their votes so it won't be biased.

Luna: 'Cause I'll be in it!

Courtney: So again: review!