Thanks again to those who reviewed. Here's the next little installment, and actually I'm impressed myself on how long a chapter is it! So, I hope you enjoy :D

Boarding School Hell

"I know, I know, I'm early but…God damn!"

"Patty, do you mind? Can we get dressed?" As the female smiled sweetly and left the doorway, closing the door, the two teen boys stood up, throwing on their clothes.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!" Wyatt said, as he got dressed and ran his hand through his golden curls, causing his lover to look at him strangely, "What?"

"Did she say that was hot?"

The Halliwell stopped his panicking and realised Chris was right. Once their clothes were straightened out completely, Wyatt opened the door to the room, to see his eldest cousin stood on the other side, now with Speedy.

"Hey, you never said your cousin was hot, Wy!" Speedy said, not realising what had just happened.

"She's also engaged, dude," Wyatt smiled, grabbing his cousin's arm and pulling her into the room and closing the door, "Ok, that what you saw, that has to stay…no-one can know…no-one."

"What about Aunt Piper?" Patty asked, innocently, looking between the two boys.

"NO!" Wyatt shook his head, "Nobody, ok. You can't even tell Luke, because I know he'll tell that brother of yours, who will tell Parker who will then act weird around me and…just tell no-one, can you do that?"

"Course I can," Patty smiled, "I take after my dad in that way, always keeping secrets. But it was hot."

"Now that's just weird." Chris finally spoke up, as he finished throwing some things into his bag. He glanced up to see the woman's hazel eyes baring into him, and instantly looked away. This was going to be a brilliant car journey back to Wyatt's house.

"It is weird, Patty." The blonde agreed with his lover, making her look at him with a smile.

"Oh, c'mon, you two going at it, very very hot. You'll have to give me some tips, because me and Luke…not so hot anymore," The dark brunette smiled, "But that's what you get for being with someone for two years."

The two boys shook their heads, both slightly dumbfounded at Patty Trudeau's openness. Even though Wyatt should have been used to it, Chris realised he was not.

"Anyway, do I get a hug from my favourite cousin, or not?" Patty finally said, putting her purse on the Halliwell's desk and hugged the 6'4 male, who had to crouch at her 5'5'' frame.

"You're early, you know that?"

"Yes," Patty sighed, "But I didn't think you'd mind too much if I was early. Next time I won't bother."

"I'm just lucky it was you picking us up and not my mom or dad," The 20-year-old smiled as she rolled her hazel eyes, "I don't think my mom could deal with walking in on me again."

The Perry's ears shot up at that and looked at Wyatt slightly amused, "Your mom caught you?"

"Don't ask…" But Patty was going to tell him anyway.

"They'd gone out for the night, leaving Wyatt to look after Parker and Matt," Patty started, "Wyatt decided to invite his girlfriend over and you know, they go up to his room and one thing leads to another. They end up sleeping with each other and my Aunt Piper and Uncle Leo get back earlier than expected and Aunt Piper walks in on them in the middle of it…"

"But instead of doing what Patty did and watch…" Wyatt looked to his cousin and tutted slightly, "Dirty girl…or leaving the room in a panic, my mom shouts at me, without me realising she's actually there."

"I am not a dirty girl!" the eldest in the room protested but received looks of disbelief from both the teens in the room, "Oh well, are you two ready to go? You are who's coming back with us, right?" Suddenly, Patty realised she did not know who Chris was and had just taken a guess.

"Yeah, sorry," Wyatt laughed, "This is Chris, my roommate and boyfriend as you've guessed. Another reason why you can't open your big mouth."

"I was never the gossip at school, that's my brother."

"Which one." Wyatt rolled his ocean blue eyes, she had three brothers and two of them were gossip 'queens', well one was a gossip 'queen', somehow picking it up from their Aunt Phoebe. And yes 'queen', since one of them had come out as being gay, which was why Patty was probably wondering why Wyatt had not told his own mother about him being gay, or bi, whatever he was…did he even know anymore? Wyatt picked up his holdall as Patty answered him, picking up her own handbag.

"Jackson, or I suppose you could include Riley as well considering what he was like before he fucked his life up."

"These names are going to confuse the hell out of me." Chris stated, as he picked up his bag and all three of them left the room.

"The only people you have to remember really are my mom, dad, Parker and Matt," Wyatt stated, hearing a cough coming from his cousin, "Oh and now Patty."

"I think I can just about manage that one," Chris nodded his head, banging on Speedy's door to wish him a good vacation, Titch's would be next, "I won't be forgetting Patty for a while."

Through the drive home, Patty updated Wyatt on what was going on at home, since she had been able to drive back and forth from college when ever she wanted to.

"So which college are you at?" Chris asked, from the backseat, while Wyatt sat shotgun. They decided both of them could not sit in the back seat since Patty owned a VW Beetle, which meant not much room in the backseats, also it meant Wyatt could catch up with his cousin.

"UCLA." Patty smiled through the rear-view mirror at the 18-year-old.

"Long drive!" Chris raised his eyebrows.

"I love driving," the 20-year-old woman replied, "And anyway, I stopped off in Santa Cruz yesterday to see some friends, so I wouldn't have to leave so early to pick you two up."

Wyatt looked over to his eldest cousin and smiled, "Does Luke know about Keiran?"

"There's nothing between us anymore, we're just friends. Honestly, Wyatt, just friends."

"You didn't answer my question."

"No, he doesn't know."

Chris decided to stay out of that conversation, it was obviously something between the two cousins, and decided he would pretend not to hear then he would not say the wrong thing to the wrong person.

"So, have you caused any trouble yet?" Patty glanced over to her eldest cousin who was staring out of the window. She could see a look in his eye that questioned her whether he could stay out of trouble so smiled, "Go on, what have you done? I won't tell Aunt Piper, I promise."

"I got myself suspended, a week and a half into the semester."

"And Aunt Piper doesn't know?"

"Nope, I stayed at Chris'," the Halliwell answered, "He was suspended too."

"You two weren't caught doing you know what, were you?" the dark brunette asked as she took a corner, nearing the Halliwell Manor. Wyatt simply laughed and shook his head and then looked at his lover who had a smile on his face, just thinking about it.

"Oh, and I got into a fight."

"What else is new with you?" Patty sighed, seemingly bored, but had a playful smile on her lips, "I still can't believe you put Tobey Jennings in hospital. You couldn't have done it while I was there, could you?"

"What? When I was a Freshman?" Wyatt laughed. The only female nodded her head, seeming to think, as she pulled up outside the house. 1329 Prescott Street, "Cheers Patty, are you coming in?"

"I may as well, my mom's here."

Wyatt looked over to the where Patty was looking, to see a black SUV parked, blocking the driveway. Usual Aunt Prue, Wyatt thought to himself, Always blocking someone in.

Chris looked up in awe at the house, he never expected Wyatt to live here. He knew it was going to be better than his apartment with his grandfather, but never expected such a large house. He could tell from the outside that it was from the Victorian era, the white woodwork along the red bricks, and the balcony window above the front door.

As Wyatt took the bags from his cousin's beetle, he could see the look of wonder on his lover's face as he looked at the house.

"It gets better inside." He whispered nudging Chris forward, since he had both bags in his hands. All the Perry could do was follow the 20-year-old female into the house.

"Aunt Piper? Mom?" Patty called out, opening the front door and walked straight towards the kitchen where she knew her eldest aunt would be.

Wyatt put the bags down as soon as he got through the door and closed the brown wooden door behind him. Sighing, he looked around the house, half expecting his parents to do something to it while he was away, but they had not. Nothing had changed as long as they had lived here. It had belonged to the family, and for some reason Piper had been the sister to live here, first with her first husband and secondly with Leo, after Piper had had the guts to kick Wyatt's father out of the house – with Leo's help, of course. Nobody really knew why Piper was the one to end up living here, and nobody really cared, they were all happy where they were, and spent most of their time here anyway.

Chris looked around the room, still in complete awe. He looked into the first room after the front door, on his right, to find a large living area, with a couch and two chairs and a piano in the corner just before the bay window.

"Do you play?" Chris looked to the blonde haired male, pointing to the piano. He had never heard of him talk of a playing a musical instrument, but that did not mean he did not.

"Nah, Matty does though," Wyatt smiled, "Wherever he is. Come, my mom and Aunt Prue will be in the kitchen. My mom's always in there," Chris just looked at him, slightly dumbfounded and confused, "She's a chef, c'mon."

As soon as Wyatt stepped into the kitchen, he was pulled into a hug by his eldest aunt. She was only 5'6'', so Wyatt had to bend down to hug her.

"Hi Aunt Prue. Hi mom." Wyatt smiled as he got out of his aunt's hug and pulled Piper into a hug. He was genuinely happy to see her. It amazed him how three months away from her had made him miss her, or was it just her home cooking that he missed?

Chris stayed in the doorway, looking around the large kitchen. Prudence Trudeau now sat at the isle in the middle of the room, she was fairly tall, taller than Piper, and had long raven hair. Her hazel eyes stood out, and he could instantly see the resemblance between herself and her daughter. As he looked around the room more, he now saw a young male sat at a table, watching him carefully. The young boy could not be much more than 10, and had very dark blonde hair, and hazel eyes which seemed to look in awe at the Perry. Chris finally looked back at his lover as he heard his name being called.

"You've met my mom, and this is my Aunt Prue…" Chris simply smiled and waved and Prue and then looked to the brunette woman.

"Thank you for letting me stay Mrs Halliwell, I just hope I'm not bother."

"Oh, call me Piper, sweetie," Piper smiled, "And it's a pleasure to have you here, you can't be any bother in this house, Wyatt's cousins cause enough of it to hide you." Chris laughed nervously.

"And this one here," Wyatt stated as he walked over to the table, "Is my baby brother, Matthew."

"I'm not a baby," the dark blonde boy stated, "I am 11 you know."

"I know," Wyatt smiled and ruffled the boy's hair and then turned to his mother, "Is Parker in?"

"Up in his room," Piper smiled, and then saw Wyatt begin to pull Chris out of the kitchen, "Take your bags to your room while you're at it. I hope you don't mind sleeping in Wyatt's room, Chris, but with three boys…"

"It's no bother, Mrs Hal…Piper, I share a room with him at school, I'm used to him." In more than that way, He added to himself.

The two teens left he room, leaving Prue to turn to Piper, "He's such a gentleman, I bet you wish you had a girl now. She could date Chris."

Patty just smirked to herself, remembered what she had walked in on.

Chris followed his blonde lover down the hallway to the bedroom, looking at the posters on the outside of the other doors in the process. The first door had a name on it, that was Matt's room, it also had 'Keep Out!" written, with a backwards K, three e's and an upside down '!', which made Chris smile slightly.

As he walked past the second room, he could hear rock music blaring out from it, with a parental advisory poster on the door.

"That's Parker's room, if you couldn't guess." Wyatt rolled his eyes and then opened the door to his room. Nothing was on the front of the door, but the inside made up for it. There were tons of posters of bands and half-naked women, and some photos and collages. The Perry looked around at the posters, realising that they were of Wyatt's favourite bands, some old bands, some new, and that some of them needed updating since they were curling around the edges. As he focused more on the posters, he smirked at the ones on his wardrobe door from Playboy magazines. Looking over at the Halliwell he shook his head.

"What!" Wyatt protested, "Like I said, I was completely straight until I met you."

As the 18-year-old looked at the photos, he noticed a lot of them were of Wyatt and his friends from his old school, or presumably his old school, and some of him and a brunette girl.

"That your ex?"

Wyatt looked to what his lover was pointing at and nodded his head, "That's Caitlin."

"How long were you with her?"

"Five months," the 17-year-old shrugged, "It's nothing really. Anyway, you wanna meet Parker now before everybody else gets here?"

Chris laughed at the way Wyatt said 'everybody else' and nodded his head.

The two teens traipsed back down the hallway to the room with the parental advisory poster on the wall, and Wyatt knocked on the door.

"He won't here that with his music." Chris smirked, so Wyatt pushed the door open.

"Hey, Park…" Wyatt stopped mid-sentence as he saw his younger brother laid on his bed, naked, with some blonde-haired girl, who was half-naked, giving him blowjob, "Fuck! Parker!"

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