A/N: Sorry folks, but I am no longer going to continue... I've lost the inspiration and (as you can see) I'm running out of ideas.
I am busy working on two longish fanfics (Magic dead-point) (Torn, but United) [check it out if interested!] So I won't have any time for this...
I never knew that Half beasts could be so...hot.
Oh Merlin, I'm in love with the one that trampled on me.
-Umbridge.
The one time I let my hair down, Severus tripped over it and broke his wrist.
I admit it, I try and let my hair down as often as I dare when he's around.
P.S: Albus is so... good looking. He has a better body than Potter, though that doesn't say much.
-McGonagall
My husband is so annoying. I only act civil to him because I love my kids.
I'm beginning to think I punched the wrong person...
-Hermione
I personally find my wife's sister hot.
I love the magic tricks that she did, that's why I forbad her son to do any, because I was afraid I might kiss him.
I did, just once though, while he was sleeping.
-Veron Dursley.
Why did fate bring such a hot collegue?
My inner eye tells me we belong together,
Pity the centaur doesn't believe humans are worthy of him.
-'the old hag' divination teacher.
I gave up hunting for nargles to stay closer to you...
I am going to publish an article about hunting for Longbottoms.
I know my husband will love it!
-Luna
I loves her, but she loves dead Barty.
Mister Weasley tells Dobby he must confess.
I confess I love Winky.
She confessed that she hates me.
I confess Dobby hates Mister Weasley now.
-Dobby
I saw Dumbledore in a bathing suit once.
I still have the photo under my pillow.
-McGonagall.
I have seen nearly every student's body before.
Ginny: be repulsed.
Hermione: Be scared.
Tom Riddle: you're way hot! I still kept that lock of hair...
-Madam Pomfrey.
I told Nick I loved him.
He wished me luck and sent me to the Headless hunt.
I enjoy teaching soccer with my own head as much as I teach History of Magic.
-Professor Binns.
However, please continue to REVIEW! Suggestions as to possible parings/situations are also still welcome. I may still update.